Sup /b/ figured I'd try my hand at this. My GF is still asleep dubs decides what (non abusive) thing I do to her. Will deliver !!!
get some olive oil, carrots, potatoes, salt and pepper. start oiling her up, once shes oiled up cut up the carrots and potatoes and start to throw it on her so she would wake up, when she wakes up and say "DAFUQ ANON" tell her you got hungry and there's only ham in the house and look at her while you say ham.
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.
Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.
To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting
This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the e@rly 1960s.
my current fetish is my sister and i had a dream a few nights ago, one of those ultrarealistic ones you know?
so we're in her bed, and we're making out, and it feels like we're making out, and then all of a sudden my mum is up at my ear, smiling going LALALALALALAL like really loud
so loud it woke me up and i could still hear it
freaky shit man, true too....
Your better deliver OP. post pics every month of progress.
I took xanax and used my fake ID to drink gin and tonics at the bowling alley by my apartment. I woke up with wounds. not sure what happened but they are finally starting to scar.
Hey, what do you think about my eyes?
>all these replies and nobody has asked OP to do anything sexual and he hasn't posted her tits yet
for fucks sake /b/ is full of faggots
show us her tits for fucks sake OP, or stick something in her pussy
They aren't drawn. Her eyebrows are strawberry blonde and practically nonexistent. The hairs there but you can't see it so she does some kind of dye on them. Thanks for helping me pass time /b/ here's her a few years ago
Honestly man she is beautiful. I'm happy for you. And I can't explain how happy I am about any kind of interracial relationship. Genetic diversity is the key to survival in long terms.
Picture from awhile ago when I was massaging /washing her feet cuz she had a rough day
>gonna marry her one day
trust me, if you're 20 now, you are NOT going to marry the girl you're dating when you're that age. I said that when I was 20, and when I was 25, and when I was 30 ...
Man you guys are crazy. I guess this makes me a fag but I was hoping someone would give me a funny task to perform. Shit on my own bed ? What happened to things like shaving cream or even dumping water on her or something. I was trying to entertain myself for a bit not fuck up my life. Sorry to disapoimt /b/
Hyper aware actually. I learned my lesson in kindergarten when this group of kids said I couldn't play with them because I was black. I bawled to my mom about it and pretty much broke her heart but the next day I got suspended because I walked up to them and threw a handful of sand at each of their faces
I'm not saying that you should ditch her right now, and give up hope of marrying her. Hell, if you want to try and make that work then more power to you.
Just saying, be realistic. I'm 33, I've been with my currently girl for just under 2 years. She's awesome, we get along super well, and we've had a go at living together for 2 months and it was perfect. But that's exactly what happened with the previous 3 loves of my life haha I know it makes me sound like I can't settle down, and maybe that's part of it. You said it yourself, anything can happen.
Also, your girlfriend is pretty cute. God speed, gentle niganon.
Back in middle school when I first had a crush on her I got her to send me this. Hehe
nigga i can tell you poor an jobless living off them obama bucks sleeping on the floor an shit, postin pictures on the window sill instead of buying nails an hanging them like afluent white folk. Nigga get a job.
I am pretty broke but she's in college and I am living on my own for the first time in my life. I'm still figuring out how to manage my finances and be responsible so hopefully one day I'll have all those Things. Except a bed. Probably won't ever buy one
>Ask her to marry you
>Have kids with her
>Don't leave after kids are born
>Love her forever until you both die of old age
They are inverted. She wanted a surgery to correct them one day but I think I showed her that something like that doesn't matter. They're nipples. I love her so much hahaha they are perfect
i didnt see a timestamp on this whole thread. time stamp or bait
Once you darkies leave the plantation old habits die hard, like sleeping on the floor. Nigga at least you got your new white massa to let you lay with her on her white sheets. Unlce ruckas would approve of you laying with the white woman. As far as finances go itd be easier on you if you made the small investment and bought condoms, dat childsupport is prolly killing you between then 6 other baby mommas
Yeah someone on here has pictures from an old email address. Actually my cousin let me know he saw her being posted here, and so I came to check it out. This was several months ago. I been around here since.
I'll tell you what I was the only black boy in my class for as long as I can remember. If I got upset every time I heard something racist my life would have been so damn hard. In a way, I feel at home here.
my current fetish is jar jar binks and i had a dream a few nights ago, one of those ultrarealistic ones you know?
so we're in his bed, and we're making out, and it feels like we're making out, and then all of a sudden Yoda is up at my ear, smiling going HMMMMMTHEREISNOTRY like really loud
so loud it woke me up and i could still hear it
freaky shit man, true too...
Naaaa m8 my childhood was more like this.
Take it slower next time, keep her relaxed and lots of lube. Make her want it without being pushy about it. Your Dick will fit if you are patient. This worked great for me and the wife when she first wanted to try anal to add another activity for us during sex. I'm fairly large as well, about 5-6" around 8"+ long and she says she loves her ass feeling so filled. Don't give up, soon she will be begging for your cock in her ass daily.
I want to marry her only when I can afford to buy her a new home. If we get married and just go back to the same routine under the same roof then it's like nothing changed. I want it to be different
It doesn't matter what roof you are under after you are married, what matters is you make sure she doesn't put up the out of order sign and that you keep getting your dick wet every day. Lotta bitches like to shut it down once she's got you locked down.
OP confirmed for suspiciously sincere nice guy. GG being a good person. Hope everything works out for you 2. I know im a piece of shit, makes me feel good to know that there's people like you around OP.
Alright /b/ I'm headed off to the dry cleaners and then to a local spa to get a pedicure with the lady. (I'll prolly just keep her company) you guys have a good day and thank you for helping me kill time. I'll be back some day soon ! God bless
You faggots are retarded cancerous summerbitches for actually typing to OP. I'll de-bunk this shit right now.
1. Nigger on crystal meth. LOL.
2. Nigger on 4chan
3. Nigger able to type, upload images
And don't respond with
>but fgt pls, he's half white and i want to suck his cock
4. If said half-nig in pic were actually OP, he wouldnt be asking 4chan for shit to do to her for kicks, or even post her pics on 4chan, especially face.
5. wrong timestamp date
6. shitty explanation for why another anon says he has seen her pics before
and finally 7. SUMMER IS HERE QUEERS
Ps I dint have a bed by choice. I am fairly broke though. That laptop she's had for years. This one's mine. it's a paperweight now... Oh well. It was cool in high school but the alien logo got embarrassing as shit the older I got. Never buy alienware guys
Eat her strawberry blonde puss...and eat it good. At least take a pic of your tongue licking on it. PS: You are a laidback, cool guy. Must be the half white part. But, either way, good for you brotha.
OP here. Posting from mobile so I think ill end up bumping thread but whatever. That's less than a gram of ice Brother. I dint have a mattress just a thin pad and fitted sheet. The floor bed is by choice.
>Spend $3000 on shitty Apple laptop
>Spend $50 on bed
Been doing this for many years. I stay away from it now for the most part. At one point I looked like a total head. Shout out to everyone who's starting to get their life together after wasting years after HS