i had a dream where a girl was showing me her pussy. then I started using my fingers to seperate the lips and it continued to unfurl. the vaginal canal started to become visible, and it went outside of the body. so there was a pink sock hanging out of the chick's pelvis. then i started examining the pink sock and I guess I saw the womb inside out. I saw the fallopian tube holes and started rubbing them.
For some reason I was at my grandma's house, and she came home. I guess she didnt know we were up in the second floor and she called out "hello??" and when i responded, she started crying and saying "not my property, not my property.... wahhhh....."
Its weird 'cause the previous segment of my dream had me riding in a car on Mckenzie Ave and it suddenly stopped. it turned out the person driving it died, and I looked back and saw the mummified remains sitting in the back seat. which is weird because usually drivers are sitting in the front seats.
I should call my grandma more often
do it again though, needs to say /b/ on it too
My ass is here yes :) and I am two X chromosomes!
Anon, I'm a clinical psychologist, and I would like to let you know that the content of your dream indicates that you are a massive faggot.
>telling someone on 4chan to respect transexuals
>>Anon, I'm a clinical proctologist, and as I spend my professional life tickling bumholes and looking at the reults, i can indeed tell youare a massive faggot.
i keep your mom's vaginal discharge on my penis for safe keeping
>>Anon mi Dr Innuendo, dell'Istituto Italiano di proctologia, come ho trascorso la mia vita professionale solletico bumholes e guardando i risultati, posso davvero dire che sono un grande omosessuale
I'd fuck me.
Anon mi Dr Innuendo, dell'Istituto Italiano di proctologia, come ho trascorso la mia vita professionale solletico bumholes e guardando i risultati, posso davvero dire che sono un grande omosessuale
Big Gay Nigger, you silly
How the fuck does anything fit in there do your fingers even fit wtf
It's an iPhone 4 camera. My poverty ass can't afford anything else right now. :((
My clit is RIGHT THERE! Lol srsly does my vagina look that wierd? Is it uglier than average?
Ok unrelated but I can't stop thinking about this guy in my class and ughh that's why I'm so horny right now. I just want to him cum inside me and snuggle right meow ❤️
How exactly are you derailing the thread with dr mario? You're doing a stellar job.
I dated my childhood sweetheart after 20 years in the friend zone.
Got her pants off, kissed my way in, and... no clit. No clit whatsoever. Perfectly smooth. wtf do i do with this? I had no idea. Weird as fuck. Freaked me out, ruined the sex, & we broke up.
>4chan being mentioned on cnn
stop pretending its 2005
Burned a man! This op comers all the way from the hell and his post op yash a op who post op vag haha!! What a fag loser you are op handle like non American chump an youvr bed till gonna be better in how you view the saturation. Fuck it op
I'm guessing English is not your first language.
Can confirm clit is at the top of the lips not the fucking middle, enjoy your trap aids.
The one guy I had sex with felt AMAZING (for the 3 seconds he was in me)
He went down on me for 20 minutes beforehand and I didn't even moan once, felt nothing. Second he went in though OMG. And I was horny and so wet the rest of the day cause it felt so good. Wish I could find a boyfriend so I could have sex again :(
Because I'm 4'11! And I'm legal.
I took the one with my nails done awhile ago. Sorry some are upside down!! That happens on mobile sometimes, no clue why.
tell me where and when and i deliver you a pussy pounding, even if youre ugly, i dont care, its been almost 3 months without pussy since i moved to the states ill fuck anything
gahah nice, my current fetish is my sister and i had a dream a few nights ago, one of those ultrarealistic ones you know?
so we're in her bed, and we're making out, and it feels like we're making out, and then all of a sudden my mum is up at my ear, smiling going LALALALALALAL like really loud
so loud it woke me up and i could still hear it
freaky shit man, true too..
You believe him? Then you sir are retarded. Also worst excuse ever. Because she won't write words to prove it is him. It completely ignores requests to prove its existence in the first place. Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger niggers
I think he's out of my league. He just seems really normal and has good social skills. I feel so insecure around him, like looks aside I just feel like I'm wierd or some kind of degenerate (I mean what girl even goes on 4chan?)
And I feel beyond pathetic if I have to make the moves and stuff. That means I'm really ugly/something's wrong with me.
You guys probably don't care/aren't reading this but I'd figure I'd post it cause you always see
>tfw no gf
But never the other way around
Now stop trying to rip yourself in half an show us some ass please.
obviously labioplasty is obvious. it's clearly a ballsack that's been turned into a vulva. and it's an ok job. they really just cut a hole in you; you should get your money back. i've seen way better. 1/10 made me respond.
Come on OP. Don't be so hard on yourself. Sometimes guys have trouble asking girls out or don't even realize that a chick is into them and don't go for it. Screw the social norm of having to wait for the guy to ask you out. No risk no rewards OP. You seem like a pretty cool gal, and if he's not interested then that's a loss for him.
It is possible for "her" to have taken the pics on different days but it's impossible to explain
That . Tell me anon how's that burger flipping business going for ya?
....we must take a journey together, to destroy the one ring.
You have my faggotry
I like this game, but I'm not convinced yet. I think we'll need more to go on.
I have a fused labia/labial adhesion from trauma when I was younger. So that might be it, idk if there's any ob/gyn's on they can chime in.
I WAS NOT BORN WITH A PENIS!!
I once fucked a woman similar to your shape look and size of vagina. The good news is any cock basically will fill you up hugely and you'll moan with a bit of pain and added pleasure. The guys cock will be insanely squeezed inside your tight body. The boy in your class will be lucky to lay you down and dominate that tight body of your shooting every ounce of his hot load into your little wet hole while your legs are wrapped around him.
Not op, but shure. Here you go.
Ok sorry it took a while. Here's a pic of a real womans vagina.
>Tfw my vagina looks like the virgin mary
I don't care enough to spread. It's fucking late, but here's a pic of my ass and then I'm done.