I'm committing suicide as soon as this thread 404s.
3 decides how.
Nothing sexual or autistic.
Masturbate to death.
Well, that that. Op dies of old age
Doctor: I really think it's time we pulled the plug
Wife: We cant, someone rolled quints for old age
You have no choice now op, enjoy your life knowing you have offically been blessed by /b/
Seriously. Op, I think you're gonna live. Don't worry though. Someone will probably suck your Dick at some point and make the whole thing worth it. It'll be ok. I love you, and there is nothing you can do about it.
You ain't checkin' out on us yet fucker
I now declare this a spiderman thread in celebration of OPs will to live
Haven't put them together yet. Prt 1
OP you've been blessed by your /b/rothers
LIVE WE SAY
Actually, no. Can't tell if OP, but defs not me.
Shit. I'm really sleepy. I am going down.
Ok. I know how to keep this thread going: I'm black!
If that is not enough to keep this thread going for a while, I don't know what is.
If you must kill yourself:
900+hp Racecar; 209+ mp: race hard until you make a single mistake. That mistake is deadly due to speed.