Thought I'd share a story about this faggot I used to live with called Steven.
Backstory: I used to live at this boys ranch in texas. there where twelve kids to a house with two housparents with kids ranging from 13-18. It started to go to shit my senior year.
4 rooms with 3 to each room
>New fag moved into first room in house
>Fat fuck to young to be a neck beard yet.
>Steven Ravioli cause I only remember his last name is italian.or some shit
>we eat dinner as a family; all twelve of us
>Talk loud to eachother about retarded shit.
>Start talking to nerdy alien looking black kid called collin from across the table
>Talking about Halo 3 shit when it was still popular
>"I play Halo all the time!"
>Fucking Steven hasn't even been here a day and he's already butting in like a fag
>Collin makes ugly alien face like he's thought of something funny
>What rank where you online steven
>Everyone at the table goes quite, like they can sense the pasta touch the ground
>I was pretty good. I earned the rank of Gun Master Infantry 3rd class
>Fucking screeching from everyone else.
>Most don't even know what Halo is but know he's full of so much shit
>I can't laugh, I'm cringing so hard
>Gets up and screams he fucking hates us.
>Housparents try to calm him down
>Fucking Hisses like a snake and sprints to his room.
I've got more
I'll keep posting.
>Couple weeks go by.
>don't say anything to steven to avoid school shooting.
>This faggot bought a leather biker shirt and a fedora
>The transformation has begun
>Kid begins to become more and more autistic the more he stays.
>Maybe its us?
>Respected coach dies recently at our school
>Housparents says anyone can go to the funeral and you will be able to skip school
>Everyones cool about it
>I decide not to cause I don't know the coach that well and don't want to look like a douche. He only helped me in track a little
>Stevens all over it
>Sure steven get something nice to wear
>I'll wear my new leather jacket and Fedora he thought aloud.
>No don't be idiotic
>Don't command me! I am my own person!!!
>Well your not going then.
>Runs to room goes to bathroom in room and slams the door.
>Everyone heads over to see whats going on.
>Housparent tries to get him out of locked bathroom.
>"No I can't!"
>Why Can't you?
>"I'm protecting you guys. I could snap all of your necks in an instance, but I've put a barrier between me and my victims."
>Pray for anhero
Still got more
>Most kids in the house are black and in sports.
>Only white kids are me, some redneck Ryan and Steven Ravioli
>I generally hang out with black kids cause I'm in sports.
>Talking in living room with the Alien Colling and big tooth nigger called Treyvon
>Steven comes in'
>Whats up niggas!
>The fuck you say???
>Treyvon gets overly mad for anything from all the steroids.
Grabs Steven and slams him into the table
>Collin Screeching because he can't handle all the keks.
>Mother fucker s next words
>It's alright I'm not white, I'm italian.
>Treyvon got in trouble and was but on Red (Faggots term for grounding)
>Treyvon was his roomate so they moved collin out of my room and Mr.Notwhiteitalian in with me
>Black eye from the ass whooping
>Beg Housparents to let me sleep somewhere else
>Suicide would be better.
>Nope I'm now stuck in an all white room with the redneck and satans infantry man
>Ryan now can talk about his redneck shit
>"I'm not racist but aren't niggers more undeducated? You get what I mean right?"
>Puts dip in mouth
>Steven is quite so far so i relax
>Ravioli gets up
>Goes into closet
>"I am the overlord of darkness! From now on this room in my domain
>Chill the fuck out steven, I'm seriously about to beat your ass
>yeah! Ryan then spits his dip into a cup
>Come and get me mortals
>Get up and go to housparents and snitch
>We'll deal with it tommorow.
>Sleep outside, I aint dealing with this shit any more
>Put in house change the next day
>Most kids at that school can change houses pretty easy
>Our house is considered North Korea by most. Once you enter, no one leaves.
>House change is thrown in the garbage right in front of me
>Fucking girl housparent looks like the slug from Mosters Inc.
>Hope she gets eaten by faggot frenchmen.
>steven apologized for last night
>Sorry dude, Sometimes I have those episodes you know?
>Steven you are a faggot. I tried to ignore you but I can't. Fuck off.
>I get on fucking red.
>This fucking place is killing me! And It's all because of this Ravioli mother fucker.
>Next couple days go off pretty smoothly.
>Then comes steven
>This faggot wants to play D&D
>Most kids in the house can barely read
>No steven, where not going to play D&D
>You gonna let him hit you like that fam?
>I'm 18 and he's fourteen
>Breath like a buddhist monk.
>Gain 2 xp
>Steven if you hit me again, I will tell the housparents
>Go tell them! I don't care!!!!
>Runs to room. Probably going to sacrifice his come to his pagan gods or something.
>Collin screeches, calling to his homeworld
>GO to houseparents and get him in trouble
>collins superior alien brain comes up with a new form of intertainment.
>it's snitchin season nigga!
>What the fuck have I started?
>Everyone snitching on eachother for the stupidist shit
>Houseparents put a lock on the pantry because no more trust.
>Fucking steven has stopped us from eating
>He has to die
>Houseparents begin handing out snacks like where fucking small children.
>Go and get steven from my room.
>Faggots on his bed beating his mea butt naked while sticking a track medal up his butt
>Not any medal
>My first Track medal
>It goes red
> beat his Jabba ass until houseparents pull me off.
>Don't get in nearly as much trouble as I thought.
>Housparents move him to room 3
Not even halfway done yet
>House has to take a bullying course.
>It's not his fault he's like that, its us
>We all end up being quiet because snitching season is still in full effect.
>Guy giving us the talk is some faggot with a huge lump on his back and a cowboy hat.
>So steven, what angers you about the house
>redneck dr phil has started something he should have never started.
>Well Mr. Redneck Dr. Phil. I feel like you guys don't understand me well enough and disrespect me a little to much
>I think it would be benificial to all of us ANON
>This faggot just called me out.
>I have to control myself from putting my fngers in my ears.
>I think we should all get a long just as our lord and savior has taught us
>Do a fucking double take
>This fucking fat soon to be neckbeard is christian?
>Collin sounds the alarm in hopes of his people to come down and release him from this hell hole called earth
>What do you have to say about this Anon?
>I'm sorry steven
>Die a little inside
>Back at home
>Houseparents are getting pissed because the house started stinking
>New roomate this Louisiana kid callled trey
>6'1 black with prison tattoos.
>Accent so thick his words sound literally african
>Clean the shit out of everything.
>Start sniffing around for what smells like shit
>Collin buisy phoning home to help with his superior intelligence.
>Whatcha think it is? Ryan then spits his dip into a bottle
>Smell gets stronger near room three
>Lord have mercy
>Sniff around room three.
>Its Steven and two mexican kids that pretend they don't know english
>You diry mexicans need to wash!
>Don't be so naive ryan
>Ask which closet is Stevens
>One in the middle.
>Stevens hiding somewhere
>Fucking shit smeared on the walls.
>Start crying it hurts so much to be near.
>Feel eyebrows catch fire
>Go off on a rage at steven
>He's been bullied, must have been framed.
I was at a place kind of like this for a year. And let me tell you "troubled" kids are fucking annoying. And out of the group, there is ALWAYS one socially autistic kid that doesn't understand when people are making fun of them and either, goes along with them by answering seriously or doesn't know what they a re talking about
>All sitting in the living room
>Start off in one big circle with male housparent who was probably in he mafia asking us if we've been treated fairly
>Every time he does.
>Everyone says yes because it's fucking stupid and it gets things going
>Gets to steven
>Do you feel you've been treated fairly steven?
>I should have seen it coming.
>Sighs all around
>Why not steven
>"I feel like i've been underappreciated in this house and everyones taking advantage of me. I feel like its important for people to better understand eachother and it's your job to make sure of it. Im I right male houseparent
>I'm cringing so hard my eyelids are bleeding.
>Collin has shut down at this point.
>Primary programming or some shit.
>I don't quite understand, can you alaborate?
>They both get into a huge argument.
>It's like they forgot theres shit in the closet.
>This faggot runs out the door.
>"I'll go after him."
>slug monster tells me to clean the closet because I'm the oldest.
>Seriously contemplating anhero at this point
sweet baby jesus this thread is really bringing that wow factor for me. this story has just knocked it out of the park.
>My digestive track is now ruined from cleaning the shit
>Can't understand why this kid is doing this.
>Was a raped by his dad or something?
>World will never know
>Well at least it's almost track season
>Steven comes back and goes to bed
>Go to school while telling friends about all this autistic shit
>Staff kid is best friend remembers this autist
>Doesn't know why he didn't before
tl:Staff kids are kids that still have parents but live on campus with them because they are staff
>Steven used to be skinny but they over fed him or some shit
>Autistic kids technically aren't aloud here in good ol texas boys ranch but he was never diagnosed.
>Got caught steeling another kids underwear and beating his meat to it.
>I'm literally living with a faggot.
>Good luck man
>School finished and go to track practice
>Almost piss my pants
>Naked steven in the locker room with losts of space, changing into track clothes
>Triggers my PTSD
>Hey man! How are you doing! I decided to join track because I thought it would be a great oppurtunity to get closer to you!
>Faggots in the locker room are now laughing at me.
>I try and ignore him
>See my coach
>The only man I have ever respected
>He looks so dissapointed in me.
>Feel a knot in my throat.
>Steven will be the end of me.
He robs a convenience store, runs from cops, and then takes out his skittles in the gun showdown?
>Try and be polite around steven when in front of coach
>Ignore him at all other times
>I think coach knew this kid was autistic.
>Coach begins to pick events for us faggots
>Get quarter and 800, my bread an butter
>Some kids get shitty events but kids don't get to pick.
>Steven your in Discuss
>Actually coach I think it would be more benificial to the team if I run the quarter like ANON
>Oh really Mr. Ravioli. How fast do you run your quarter?
>I run 5 second quarter in middle school. But I was in boots so I wasn't that fast.
>I get up and leave while everyone begins laughing
>I can't handle it
>Sit outside locker room and literally cry like a little bitch to myself
>My mom and dad where abusive but this was the shit that broke me?
>Coach comes out to talk to me
>I'm sorry Anon, but I can't kick him off the team. I understand now
>Go back into the locker room with red eyes.
>Stevens laughing with all those faggots because he thinks he's a comedian.
>You guys want to hear another story?
>Kills it immediately.
>Silently pray to god. Please fucking murder this kid.
This should be a book called "Scenes from an Italian Autist"
Man OP you are scum, come in our domain and preach about how stupid fedora wearers are. If this was a real forum your ass would be kicked da fucked up!
bumping with autism reaction pics.
Go away Steven Ravioli, we don't need you in this fucking thread
>poor grammar and misspelling words
we're excusing it because the story is good and we want to see Steven get his. Also it is fucking monstrous that they'd make kids take care of shit like this.
Alrighty then, lets have a faces of /b/ subthread. If u "claim" to not be neckbeards, than what do /b/ers look like then?
>Months go by
>Fucking killing the 800
>1:56 2a state here I come
>Houseparents put me in anger management class because I yelled at steven again
>Fuck this house is literally a concentration camp.
>But actually learn methods to calm myself down
>Steven starts doing more and more gay shit
>Mexican kids beat his ass because he masturbated under his covers while they where still awake and the lights where on
>Move him to room 4 with two giant black football players
>Make it to state.
>Talk to this qt3.14 girl with bubble butt
>She also runs 800
>2:05 good for a girl
>Wow anon I wish I was as fast as you
>There be steven and the rest of the house
>They came to watch as a suprise on a job well done.
>That your little brother anon
>Hey their pretty lady!
>Go away steven
>She laughs at me.
>Do the dick flip so she doesn't see the diamond dick
>Steven goes to talk to the guys
>Collin whispers in his ear
>Steven sneacks up and bear hugs her while whiping his sweat all over her
>She screams while I pull him off
>Tell him to go fuck off
>Collin cries his mating call. The world will be his
>Sorry Anon, but don't go near me anymore alright
>She runs off
>Run worst race of my life
>I have no more tears.
>Head home praying to whatever deity will rid me of this monster
dear god my /b/rother you are doing gods work by spreading the word of the anti-christ steven ravioli
>All black kids laughing at me at home
>It was literally my final chance at state
>Came close last year and if I would have ran my best I would have won this one
>Housparents tell me that it's alright
>Makes me feel worse
>Steven comes up to me to tell me it gets better.
>Maybe allah will stike this faggot down
>No such luck
>"Just look at me! I never used to be good at sports either! But I worked hard and now I'm pretty good! I mean I think you can do it too!"
>Collin sceams one last time before he begins poking me in the face
>You lost nigga! Why you suck nigga! You the worst nigga.
>Get up and leave.
>Walk outside until my feet literally bleed.
>Don't come back until morning
>Houseparets worried sick
>We can't handle this behavior anymore, where moving you to a different house
>Graduate 2 weeks later.
That is how autism fucking ruined my fucking life. That 1:56 would have gotten me a ride through A&M because I'd only ran for two years. But they didn't want a choker.
Autism is not a fucking privilige. Its a fucking disease. And hopefully someone will find a cure.
Sorry I forgot to add. This faggot is still alive. I heard from Ryan that he got kicked out and lives somewhere else. To late though. That's why I made this post. Just reliving some dark memories.
What in the actual fuck is a boy's ranch? Is that like free range adoption? You're raised and grazed there, or what? Is it where they breed perfect innocent white sex slaves for the Illerminaty?
What did you just say to me mate? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Cambridge, and I have a team of scientists all over the world ready to school you in any educational contest you bring. I will find you, knock you to the ground and puke knowledge all over your face, you're fucking dead Steven.
>a few weeks go by
>we find out that steven has breast cancer
>he gets sent to the hospital
>a few months go by
>life is back on tract and perfect
>but something is missing
>get word from houseparents that he's Don his deathbed and he wants to see me
>i walk into his room, he's skinny as fuck
>for once in my life I feel bad for this shit.
>he tells me that he'll miss me and I was the closest thing to a brotherhood I'll ever have.
>latee I go back home feeling like shit.
>find out a few weeks later that he's dead.
>although he put me through so much shit, I'll miss that little shit.
So that was my story, I hope that you all enjoyed!
You're a better man than I OP. I would have poisoned that fucker for sticking the medal up his ass. 2 eyedrops in his food or water for a week and then he dies of aneurysm or liver failure in another week or so. the whole world is a better place and you might have even tapped that with the qt3.14. Live and learn though.
Yeah i did, i fucking hate god. Hes ruined my whole existence in ways i cant even begin ti describe, and im sock of christ-cunts taking over /b/ just like the jock douche OP of this thread!
Amarillo community college. My hopes for a scholorship where pretty fucked. Recruiters really look for guys who can handle the pressure and I can't explain to them is wasn't my fault, it was an autists.
But wait, there's more!
>I'm at local wall mart buying adult beverages
>I hear a thud noise getting louder and louder
>look to my side and get knocked down to the ground
>Steven just fuckinf bear hugged me
>he's also gained like 300 ducking pounds
>he's crying and saying how much he missed me.
>I see a participation track medal on this thick neck.
>it reeks of asshole.
>I see a hot chick walk up beside him and try to tug him off of me.
>little did I know Steven had a sister that he had investment in till after I left.
>we talk for a bit and I get her number
Ok here! Posting more soon.
I fucking hate this thread, full of jock douches and inbred hicks thinking their better even thought their just bible belt street trash. Is this truely what everything has come to on the interwebz these days
Shit man. I wouldn't worry too much about it. Depending on what you want to do, only the fact that you have a degree matters so focusing on grades would be a pretty good option.
>I hook up with his sister a few times
>she's a nice lady, nice ass to
>although sometimes I see Steven with her
>he keeps consistently telling me that he'll beat me up if hurt her.
>after a while I can't take more Steven and call it off.
>I'm at same place at wal Mart one day, buying b
>i see a shelf collapse where Steven is hiding.
>he's crying and bleeding.
>he shits himself.
>i call his sister to come pick him up.
>learn from her after he found out I dumped her he ran away to come kill me.
>store manager calls the police.
>steven tries to stab them with a butter knife he brought and gets tazed, never see him again.
Well guys, that's the end for now hope you all enjoyed. OK OUT AND DUBS.
Ravoli you faggot you cant even dub
>buying adult beverages
Steven you need to GTFO
>later in life, stuff really sucks
>suddenly after browsing 4chan I get a myspace friend request
>"Steven Ravioli would like to be your friend"
>he's buff as fuck in his profile picture.
>makes me feel ashamed because I'm not.
>he messages me saying that he's sorry for what he pit me through
>he's also a world family's runner.
>they call him bolt something and he runs in the Olympics
>he tells me that I'm the reason he runs.
>we meet and become hood friends.
More posts on the way, OP OUT
>steven also has hot wife
>he's a preacher to
>he teaches me about the bible and stuff, it's really convincing and would have helped me earlier in life.
>one day I'm out walking around
>I'm going to buy some bud light for me and steven to share so we can watch the cowboys games.
>two ugly mexicans jump out and jump me.
>steven comes running and knocks there shit up.
>turns out it was the two Mexicans that he uses to live with.
MORE POSTS ON THE WAY, OP OUT!
I have a cure for autism OP. Pic related. they should all be killed.
Burden of proof nigger. I spent 10 minutes looking for a single study about using steroids as an autism treatment and found nothing.
There was one study looking to investigate the viability of using steroids as an autism treatment, but it opened by citing the Wakefield study. Credibility is suspect.