"Whoa there stud, I don't want any trouble!"
Merkel then grabs my left bullock and whispers, "der Rüssel". It then proceeds to tear at my leg, humping my shoe. After a while Merkel climaxes, gets on its back and strips. "TAKE ME!" it screams, to which I respond, "speak German you kraut! Now Im flaccid you pig."
Oh I fuck Merkel in this fantasy. Then I climax. Then the curtains drop, snare drums roll. This is what I live for baby cakes. Don't you ever forget it.
I'm just really really fucking good at timing.
I mean god I hate to say it but sometimes you niggers miss by a mile.
777777 may have just happened, but this is the same faggot who got 5555 and 7777, this man is a GET God!
This is the gettiest get that has ever been gotten or checked. This is the most OP has not been a faggiest faggot in years. Good ahow old man,
thats pretty sexy
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has finally paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. Next I would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my cat Billy, for being really fat and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day. I also want to thank Teddy Corpuz for giving me someone to beat in Mario Party. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remmembered a few other people I would like to thank; facebook, the fish I caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc I wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone
just. stop. stop being a faggot. saying someone is a newfag nowadays is like saying "HURR DURR LOOK AT ME IM BTR TAN U!!!!!!!"
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You are literally the biggest faggot and a meme