While beta/cringe threads are quite often on b, I have never seen anything of the opposite.
So let's have an alpha thread b!
Show me pics of guys whom you think are alpha motherfuckers
Pic related: he sure is alpha
my king, and with that, back to /fit/ we go!
>picking up gutter trash rather than pay for quality women
>needing people around to hold your hand while you die and cry for you like a little fuccoi
>living until you have to piss in a bag and can't walk under your own power
sure is dead
He's alpha at feeding his toxin riddled corse to worms.
>>picking up gutter trash rather than pay for quality women
>implying I fuck anything below my standards
>implying not fucking cheap trash isn't better than paying for "quality women"
>implying cheap thai ladyboys are "quality women"
>>needing people around to hold your hand while you die and cry for you like a little fuccoi
>implying friends are bad
>>living until you have to piss in a bag and can't walk under your own power
>implying there's not ca 60 years after 22 before you have to do that
>burns EU flags
>want to hang all socialists/liberals
>jumps on parachute
>regularly shoot his guns
>play e-sport games
>want to legalize every drug
>have almost 80 bangs bitches have 2 new sons
>Jumping from the sixth floor is more life-threatening than smoking marijuana, or even using cocaine. And yet, we are far from banning sixth floors.
>slap in the face old communist in European parliament or saying shit about him
I don't quite understand you lot... What exactly do you mean by "Alpha"? I'm assuming that, since most of you here are nerds you are yet to get yourself a decent vertical hole, any guy who has slept with a handful of cunts is dubbed as being an "Alpha". There's more to a guy than just being a chick magnet or highly muscular, as equally as there is more to life than just getting laid. I understand that getting laid seems like the holy grail to you lot at this stage of your life, but, unless you spice it up a bit, regular sex just isn't that satisfying.
<- Here's what a real "Alpha" is all about, his name is Uday Hussein, eldest son of S.Hussein, whom you should've heard of by now. Read up on his life and vicariously revel from it instead of looking up to a steroids pumped aussie cunt who failed to achieve anything worthwhile in his lifetime.
For all you faggots crying "hurr durr Zyzz is dead, that's no alpha": EVERYONE can die from an accident, even YOU.
The difference is that he lived a far better life than an average basement-dwelling, /b/-browsing faggot would ever have. He lived to his pleasure and enjoyed popularity and attention and was drowning in pussy during his years.
Now that's alpha!
>mixing steroids, cocaine and alcohol with a shitty all-protein, no nutrition diet and excessive exercising
>fucking slutty 6/10 women
Sure is low ambitions in here.
>implying Zyzz would ever go for anyone less than 8/10
Sure someone is jelly round here
>nigel farage in alpha plus
ahaha what a lad tbh absolute madman
Didn't he cheat for gains and then died of heart attack because of drugs while inside a sauna or some shit like that?
Also didn't he also camwhore in /fit/ which led all the homos to circlejerk about him and "muh scoobert"?
>Didn't he cheat for gains and then died of heart attack because of drugs while inside a sauna or some shit like that?
>Also didn't he also camwhore in /fit/ which led all the homos to circlejerk about him and "muh scoobert"?
>Implying any other category could hold Nigel Farage
Im pretty sure a man's actions define him as an alpha, not his ability to apply fake tan and inject Stanozolol.
Would make Zyzz piss his orange stained knickers
>live at home with your parents
>copy your brother in everything because you don't have any self esteem
>camwhore on /fit/ instead of a real body building forum because you're fishing for compliments by closet gay neckbeards
>work as a stripper because you're too dumb to actually get a degree and a real job
>die of a heart attack at fucking 22 because your weak body can't handle the party cocktail consisting of cocaine, roids, alcohol, protein shakes and thai ladyboys
Injecting your body full of drugs, eating cheap toxin heavy metal laden protein supplements (causing the visible hair loss i.e. combover), and traveling to Thailand to have homosexual sex with cheap ladyboys is NOT an accident. There is a reason why homosexuals have substantially shorter lifespans and this homosexual loser added to those statistics.
>kisses a 8/10 on the temple
You /fit/-fags are pathetic. Showing your body on the internet to get adored by whiny girls with low self esteem is nothing close to being alpha. Its merely a symptom of a degenerated generation
Alpha doesn't mean shape
people lifting weight are just beta who use musculation to tough up their game because...
They ain't capable of being interesting, funny, clever etc etc
try and post a more alpha then this..
pro tip your a nigger (and you can't)
>pretends for a living
Ah yes a celebrity, how Alpha
Uday's younger brother and Saddam's second son, Qusay, thinks that you should improve your english, or at least "lurk moar" until you can correctly write what you meant to.
My older brother and I, have now claimed ownership over this thread. Him and I, are the "real" Alphas.