This thread is for getting rich, quick.
Legal, illegal, immoral, moral - whatever. Share your advice, stories, ideas.
I know a buddy who stole Motorbikes once a Month.
Was pretty risky but he had someone who bought those things.
He said he did 'bout 130000 USD
Don't know if he's still doing that kind of shit
>sell ur sis/gf/wife/kids
You can't get rich quick. Your best bet would be to try to invent something or to deliver a service that people are willing to pay for.
Illegal ways to get rich are usually bs, because the more money is involved, the higher the sentence. Do you really want to go to jail for robbing a store or selling dope? There is a reason why the 'gangstas' are usually black.
Millionare in 15 years:
1. Put 15% of your income into an index fund every paycheck, no matter what.
2. Save 6 months of expenses for emergencies so you're never tempted to remove money from stock market prematurely.
3. Avoid all forms of debt including for investments unless you're not directly liable for it . If you can't pay cash - either save until you can or don't buy it.
4. Pay off any and all debt as fast as you can.
The sad thing is, this is almost guaranteed to work but most people won't do it. They'd rather drive that bmw now.
Pic related - listen to Dave Ramsey.
Get paid to have fun on cam!
Earn $20 just for making a FREE account!
Set your own hours. Be your own boss. Models average $100-$500 DAILY.
>Legit and verifiable company
Guide to making money without working wageslave jobs for NEET faggots on /b/
(absoloutely no programming knowledge or startup cash needed)
>Get a cracked RAT builder and a Crypter.
>Make your pc into a server for the RATs
>Spread your RATs through the pc's through your family and use their credit cards a while after you've been to their places.
>Make the RAT's mine buttcoins when you're done
>Make your PC into a Bot machine
>Install VM's and put up a cracked VPN like HotspotShield or w/e
>Buy WoW accounts (no WoD) cheap off russian faggots
>Dungeonbot your RaF group to lvl 90
>Find a good location to make gold (no spoonfeeding)
you already make the startup money for the accounts back in 3-4 days so dont worry about it.
Yes, but will not be able to do any 'big' frauds or money laundering without having already a significant amount of wealth.
Tax fraud for example is usually a crime committed by the rich.
Some people make exceptions for Mortgages for their residence. This is ok, not ideal - but try to put down 20% or more and take out a 15 year mortgage. Pay it off in 10 or less.
The thing about debt is it's not the interest or the payments, it's the liability and risk of not paying it off that can fuck you up. It adds extra risk to your investments and you're at a big advantage if you don't have that risk.
but the company is interesting. if it works they will make billions.
> Nautilus Minerals Inc ("Nautilus") is the first company to explore the ocean floor for polymetallic seafloor massive sulphide deposits. Nautilus was granted the first mining lease for such deposits at the prospect known as Solwara 1, in the territorial waters of Papua New Guinea, where it is aiming to produce copper, gold and silver. The company has also been granted its environmental permit for this site.
Because the reason for this is very simple. It's called inflation.
In 15 years your money is worth shit. Somebody who bought a house via debt has a house in the end, but somebody who waited, guess what, he still can't buy a house because his money is less worth it. Oh, and let's not forget that the debt guy lived in a house, while the 15 years guy lived in a small apartment, probably fapping his life away, because no pussy wants to live with such a cheapskate.
but he didn't say you have so save the money. he say invest. usually-except in case of an economic catastrohpe- investment funds pay interest over the expected inflation. otherwise they wouldn't exist. you end with the same or more money despite inflation.
This is why I have $700k in investments and $30k in liquid savings - and you don't. I've only been on this wagon for about 8 years. If you were good at math, you'd be rich already.
It's ok though. This game wouldn't work so well if everybody played it.
Buying a house is more or less an exception to the no debt rule. Good to pay cash if you can, ok to put 20% down on a 15 year mortgage and pay it off in 10. But buying a house doesn't always add up financially. In some markets, renting is better.
Renting frees you up to chase bigger and better jobs, tail, and sometimes works out to be cheaper than owning.
I work as a personal assistant for a CEO in the Tech Industry. He is a married man with a family. Well, I suck him off several times a week. He also sucks my cock every now and then. He pays for my living expenses and tuition fee.
I'd say it's immoral considering he got a family. It's pretty sad that he does not love his wife at all. She is nothing but a trophy wife to keep up appearances.
i agree, but it depends on the context. there are places where renting fees are over the 50% of a basic salary, making it impossible to save or pay other things.
while if you have about the 25% of the price of the house cash, the mortage payments are lower. but you must have that 25%.
in the other hand a mortaged property has no financial value (as a warranty for example) until it's yours... so, it's not a good investment unless you actually need to live there.
coulda bought bitcoin like 3 months ago at $190, then sold recently at $290. I wanted to but I was afraid if end up with a bunch of bitcoin and not be able to sell it. plus I felt weird about giving out my back account info
>have beaner uncle with auto bodyshop
>steal cars and sell them to him for parts, $500 - 5000 depending on the car
Thats all i do and i usually have about 20k in cash on deck at all times. Stealing cars is so easy and its a victimless crime.
the problem with this plan: I aim to and will be rich before I'm 25, and I don't think I will live 15 years from now.
being rich when you're 40 is nothing like being rich when you're 20. both are good and bad but you're not guaranteed to make it to 40.
I can't see renting being better then buying a house in any situation, you paying off someones house/flat when you could be paying off your own.
Also, who pays for a house in cash? lol
Anyway, today actually I found out shitty news.
I bought a house when I was 21 and I'm 23 now. Got my place revalued because I wanted to use the equity for another home loan deposit.
Turns out my place is worth 5k more then what I bought, after all the shit I've done to it and spent on it. Fucking made me furious and kinda fucked up my plan.
I hope one of your non-victims shoots you in the face.
Before 25? and how old are you now?
You wont get rich by 25. Sorry to burst your bubble but unless you have some great idea on how, investing is the only way to get rich and that takes time.
Become a PT.
>get fuckin joocy or at least look like you lift
>get a NASM cert.
>post ads around town offering PT service
>acquire some clients
>tell them first session is free, if they want continued training they have to pay
>have them do some high volume routine from bodybulding.com or /fit/
>the pump is the harpoon and they are the whales
>they want continued training
>put them on a modified SS routine, because SS is boring as fuck and most people don't care about strength
>more isolations, higher volume, less of the big three
>they're making noob gains and the endorphins are flowing
>more clients come to you
>same general routine, more tailored to everyone's individual lift preferences
>tell them that lifting is only 25% of the battle
>the key to the beach body is mostly proper diet
>offer to make them meal plans for a couple hundred dollars
>figure out their TDEE and deficit/surplus and throw it into eatthismuch
>customize the options a bit
Charge them $25 an hour, a few hundred for a meal plan, and you'll be fucking rolling in cheddar. Personal training is easy. Your physique alone will be enough for the average person, and the NASM cert. will satisfy the people who've dabbled with exercising before. The science behind lifting hasn't changed much in the last 30 years, everything anyone could want to know is readily available for free online, but they're too lazy to look for it. You'd be getting paid to tell people what's essentially common sense, and helping them get less fat.
Depends on location. You can come into bumps like I did... but it hasn't been very long, time will raise it's value.
But my parents have been doing this for years and it has paid off pretty well for them. Dad is 40 and has $2.3 mill worth in assets, has about 5 properties he rents out or fixes up and a few more of just land.
He is a concreter and dropped out of high school. Not bad for a 'dropkick' haha but I plan to do the same but have started younger then he did.
You faggots don't know shit about anything.
> Learn to draw decently. You don't need big skills, mostly the ability to draw good smooth circles. Bonus for good coloring. Practice makes ANYONE perfect.
> Learn to draw furry art. Easier, you can pass anything for "character design", you don't even need to bother on anathomy too much.
> Get into some weird shit fetish. Draw a couple pics for each one (vore, inflation, hyper, and so on)
> Spread your shit on some furry galleries (FA, Weasyl, etc etc)
> Start poking other people, become notorious, join groups, draw some free requests. Get beloved, while raising your pictures pool to get even more famous
> Become extra known in no time
> Open commissions
> Draw weird shit for people who can even pay 800$ for a single lineart pic (no jokes, I have seen it happen more than once)
> get something like 100$ per drawing every hour
I drew a couple sketches yesterday and I got me 120$ in a hour or so. And I only do this whenever I'm short of bucks to waste. It needs a little bit of skills but it really pays in the long run
Im looking for some way connected with architecture to get easy big money, i want to set up a brand, which eventually should become recognizable for its style and solutions. But I have no idea how to start off and get out of the shitpool in which you start after university (in my country average payment for a young architect is about 700$ per month, and that sucks). You know what i mean, i want to skip some steps. Best way would be through competitions, but its shit because you work for many hours and most likely get nothing. Any ideas on that field anons?
I am 23 now, and I am an active daytrader, so yes it is very possible and probable even at this point because I'm getting better everyday. I had 50k from running a game server when I was 21 and I've never been employed. I don't think I should set my goals any lower than a million before I'm 25.
Property is such a wog tactic, generally I've found aussie cunts just rent or take 60 years to pay off one home loan.
Keep hustling bro! While you can, Sydney is too hard for this shit these days.
I don't know shit about architect sorry
Oh trading? Good luck then anon. You can actually do well by 25 if you play it right, sounds like you off to a good start.
I honestly thought you were some 18 year old kid you thought he will be a millionaire... haha sorry man
Really? I live in SA and out of the city, and here Wogs just love owning fruit blocks and grape vines. Like every wog here has a block.
Anyway fuck Sydney and its real estate. There is no way you can even start unless you have bulk money already... I suggest drugs.
no worries, it's a venture that most people are doomed to lose money in, so it's understandable. a lot of people online like to bullshit about money in general and probably will never be above an average income, but I have several mentors and I put in the work, so I'm confident in myself. nothing's guaranteed but I'll be damned if I don't do my best to make it happen
>thinks 52k a year is good
Cunt PT is shit to get into. I know a bunch of 4 guys who went to become PT's. They all do something else now.
Unless you are really good at getting clients and promoting yourself, then you are fucked.
It's a cruisy, easy job that pays alright. That's it.
Did you actually know some mentors beforehand?
I've been trying to learn some forex trading alone, but it's not progressing too much. I've had some losses, some wins but overall down on practice account.
I'm probably very lucky, I got connected to a guy who used to be my teacher when I was younger, who is a successful futures trader and for the past 4 months he's been teaching me. Another time I got to meet a really big trader through my uncle because the guy was one of my uncle's client for insurance. I can't really say how you could get to meet people like that without having networking help already, unless you randomly bump into someone or something and they feel like helping you out
i put up pictures of expensive yugioh cards on ebay and in the description wrote that it would be a random holofoil card, made about $700 before they restricted my account. it's not easy to do anymore anyway but it was good while it lasted kek
Friend FOREX is not a winning strategy. You should imagine any gains made in forex the sameway you imagine a win on a slot machine. It's a trick.
They're trying to get you to keep playing.
He downloaded pdf's and changed fonts and titles of them and sold them for about $10 a pop as a download. Put them in categories like TV's and shoes and shit. Had a picture of whatever was the top selling shit at the time and said in the description it was penis enlargement books. 100 people bought them. This was a few years ago when you could do direct deposit before eBay forced you to use PayPal so they couldn't fuck him
there's a lot of successful forex traders, what are you talking about? it's nothing like a slot machine which is luck and actually tipped in favor of the casino. trading forex can actually give you a very high rate of successful trades/returns if you stick to a good strategy and don't stray from it (requires a lot of practice and discipline but people ARE doing it)
I mean, you could if you put your mind to it, absolutely.
But you'd be better off just like having a bot play for you, getting drops. And doing something better with your time.
Unless you're a genius that can make anything, fucking ANYTHING, work.
There's my plan: get some job, in the meanwhile you do some shit over lazy ppl (ex: cut fruits, walk dogs, etc), save all the money until you think "its ready" and invest in some shit like stock market
Forex is well known as a bugaboo. Even if people are 'making a living' for themselves at it, and not in fact working forex for large companies, large companies own forex. They are the casino in my slot machine analogy.
Forex is complicated enough you think you're making good choices and fact based decisions but in reality you are pulling a lever and watching reels spin. The machines and their corporate masters own the serious margins in forex, and always will.
Discipline can make a huge difference, as when in a casino, if you make a big win and then are disciplined enough to walk away, you will do far better than a significant portion of people who've fell for the casino's schtick.
I like options much better, you stand to make very great amounts of money, though of course you have to be willing to field a whole bunch of small losers.
Interesting, I honestly have never traded forex but one of my mentors does. I do like options though, I love how much you can make with a small investment. I agree w/ pretty much everything you said, though I would never try winning in a casino even if I am very disciplined and successful with stocks lol
futures can be all right. Futures will eventually be totally overwhelmed by machines, but it is going to take much, much longer. Too much is still uncertain which gives the potential for massive positive externalities.
Forex used to be amazing. It's always rewarded people/fims who had a big amount of money to start with, but even now there are people who can realize decent returns for their clients. They are exceptions in my opinion, but if they can do it...what's the harm.
Well this is my idea, it's quicker than it sounds.
You gotta start working, HARD. If the sun is up you need to get out and do some yardwork, for yourself or other people. I mean for example, yardwork. Maintain your property, make it beautiful, buy new tools as you go, keep them in shape. Yardwork is just an example and it's a good place to start if you have property, live on someone's property, want to make a little side cash. You need more side cash.
If you already have some wealth try to make use of it, put it to work. But get rid of the things that are in the way.
Clutter is the absolute worst. You need to be clean, squeaky clean. Organized. Minimal. Say you're fully cleaning your room. Do you have to move a ton of shit to clean underneath it all? And then move it all back? And storing it during the cleaning process is a hassle? Way too much clutter. Get rid of it. No, not all at once, just get rid of it though. Scrap the metal, sell some things, put some things to work, realize you have useful things that you haven't used in years etc.
Now, at first you might be doing things you do to cope like buying fast food, shopping at convenience stores, etc.. you need to realize that rich people got rich by being SHREWD and THRIFTY. Yeah, some got there by circumstance, but they probably didn't keep it. People who remain rich persist on being shrewd and thrifty. So you need to work on cutting these things out. But, take as long as you need to on that, because everyone needs to cope.
Sometimes you gotta make best use of what you have. Me, I have some busted ass loppers (cutting tool, yardwork again) and they'll be fully broken soon. I'll use them for cutting up my compost until they break. Gotta stretch that money. But I also bought a new $40 set of loppers. I spent like $200 yesterday that I couldn't afford to spend, but it was mostly on worthwhile investments.
Look, you gotta live your life and do profitable things for this plan to work. But you gotta take risks
so you use real money to have in game money that can't necessarily be exchanged for any real monitary value unless you sell the whole account?
so if i got like 30 knives worth 1k each , and tried selling the account for like, $20,000, that's the only time i would actually see money?
like habbo accounts?
So anyways it's hard to explain especially with the 2000 character limit. I'm not trying to be here all day. But these are some mindsets you need to get into and really, really dedicate to. If you want to follow my plan anyways.
I'm pretty rich and it's just a healthy way to live.
If you smoke pot, cut that out. Don't smoke substances. Keep your lungs. If you think you need it try switching to edibles. Shit fucks with your short term memory and focus hard though. Cutting it out is one of the best things I've ever done for myself.
Alright man, good luck. Get to fucking work. Breaks are OK but goddamnit get to work. After a week of it, when you realize you've been busting ass all day and hardly gotten shit done and more and more work is piling up... you'll start to think about how much work was piling up before you started busting ass. Get it? Probably not yet. Go work.
For now you'll just be doing things as they come to mind. In time a routine will form.
Aight I gotta get off this shithole. Good luck.
You gotta think outside the box. The one anon said sell the account. That's a start. There are other ways. Billions, perhaps.
It usually involves trading yeah, and the fact that you're gonna lose a certain percentage in the trade, with the plus side being.. you guessed it... you get real money
automation can be a good way to go, like I said in my post... using bots
I'm this guy though >>606879535
and imo that's the mindset you need if you want to do shit mostly legally
and I gotta get to work