ITT: things your father told you.
Son, don't be a faggot all your life.
Sersly.... are you brothers?
Take a quick peek, then keep your head down.
Then switch position, and take another quick peek to see if you have an opening to fire.
I was playing sniper in CoD4 or BF2, forgot which.
You need to get out of your room and get a girlfriend
you know why lions lick their assholes son - to get the taste of niggers out of their mouth. MFW he was black
I thought my first name was Goddamnit for 18 years
Don't you worry, don't you worry child, see heaven's got a plan for you! Don't you worry, don't you worry now. Yeah!
One of the best things my dad told me :
"pamet u glavu"
It translates to "knowledge in head", but the actual meaning of it is to arm yourself with your intelligence and wit, to know what to do in any situation, and when to do it. Be sharp, and always strive to know more.
>Sometimes you gotta bust a nut to solve a problem. Didn't work out in my case, because that's how you came along.
>mfw was only 8
>"Fuck Lowes, Home Depot is the superior hardware store. Always shop there."
>"We should just nuke the whole middle east. It's a sore on the face of the planet."
>"Did you take out the recycling?"
>"For fucksake boy, don't stab the steak, FLIP IT!"
>"Grab the table saw and bring it over to the porch. Try not to decapitate yourself."
>'I'm glad your not a furry like that faggot kid down the street."
Growing up with a based /diy/ father was fun as hell.
I got suspended in 3rd grade for telling this:
he told me it
There is an apartment building with whites, mexicans, and black people in it. When there is a fire on Monday morning all the Mexicans and Black people died. The whites all survived. Why?
>tfw dad was killed in a car accident when i was 5
>tfw i dont even remember the sound of his voice
This is my first comment on 4chan, so I'm not sure how to greentext. Nevertheless, I'd like to share some things my father told me with you.
>Working with you is like having splinters in ass.
>Why do you have to be so stu... unpractical!?
I once wore a shirt to school with the Trix bunny on it that said "Silly faggot, dix are for chix!" And some pussy complained to administration and I was suspended for a day. When my dad found out that another kid had ratted me out he said "Next time you see him, hit him with a chair."
i totally just imagined that like a scene from a movie, something like Walter White - war vet.
Glad you got suspended. Not just because you're a homophobe but you were one of those kids who wore retarded CHECK-OUT-MY-ATTITUDE shirts. Also your dad is a fuck. Guess it's genetic.
If you're lucky enough find a woman that will put your balls in her mouth you better hold onto her for life
Not a fucking thing Op. Cause his bitch ass wasn't there. Probably better off because he wasn't.
Either way, No fucks given.
It's perfectly to focus on what you want to do, after you've done what you need to do.
Helping others is a good thing, but you have to help yourself first. If you're fucked you're no position to help anyone.
Never let anyone tell you that you can't do something. Who the fuck are they?
Don't start fights, finish them. Whatever they do to you, do it to them twice as hard.
product of divorce I assume. women can fuck with a child's mind
My father used to beat me and my mother to the point where we could not go into public without people constantly asking us what was wrong. He is a piece of shit, but he did give me one good piece of advice in my life.
Color inside the lines you fuck.
>If you want a good job, you gotta start with the pidgeon-shit
This coming from a story he told me about his first job and how it would get so hot in his cramped office space it would be unbearable. They could not open the windows because of all the pidgeon-shit outside that would also got hot in the dank alleyway, as they made it smell fucking awful everywhere and everyone in the building got sick as fuck.
As the years went on he got a better and better position, away from the pidgeon-shit. Then he got so fucking tired of peruvian flute bands he quit his job.
"never ever marry a woman , i'm dead serious , my own father told me the same thing ,i thought he was joking ! i didn't listen...
you spend thirty years building your life and then a parasite disguised as a beautiful woman comes and takes you time , your money and more importantly : YOUR FREEDOM away , son you are now warned."
>you stupid piece of shit
>all you do is sag your pants and listen to hiphop
>his step-father hit him, so he socked him back
>and broke his nose
>his house is a broken home
>there's no control
>he just let's his emotions go...
Nope. My parents were never married. I was a bastard child. : [
You remind me of when I was a young man. show me a picture of your mother, I may owe you some back child support
i dont know how your not out there trying to score some, when i was your age i couldnt keep my dick in my pants
>tfw your dad was more alpha then you