Are you pretending to be retard? You can infiltrate public companies to see the financial reports before the market. You can infiltrate the FED and know the future interest rates, and even more you can also infiltrate the girls dress room to know what kind of haircut is cool nowadays.
>implying invisibility would enough to infiltrate FED
And even so you probably would be too retarded to use that information since you are on /b/. Just choose C and don't pretend you know stuff.
Wtf i just would choose b an then i would play poker
Gg instant 100 million
Gg instant sex because money
Gg invisibility is overrated.
D sucks ass.
Because of the nature of how it works:
Being invisible means light passes though you, nothing changes.
This means no light hit your eyes, which means that as long as you remain invisible you'll effectivly be blind.
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Why the fuck you pay for sex when you're invisible faggot? You think some chick will accept money from some random ass hand she can't see?
Pick D, rob banks for C, rapefest for A and for B... stalk people for best accuracy.
I would have gone with A, simply cause originally I thought >>606961018 wouldn't apply since I still would lack confidence etc. to approach any girl taking into account just how beta I am
On second thought though B should give me a god complex and make picking up any girl easier using the power directly too, so B it is.
sex, compared to the others, is almost nothing, who cares
facial cues, body language, instincts
pretty much cover most of it
though there are some advantages like always reading every situation perfectly, know exactly what people are hiding
set for life
after setting up proper investments and purchasing a decent home,
you'll be completely free to persue the more important parts of life
able to steal easily
able to escape confrontations
able to learn of other people's private habits,
learn about people on the most personal level possible
able to watch your hot neighbor masturbate
able to manipulate, intimidate and frighten people
I'd pick B
Ever had that infuriating argument where you're losing because the other person is too stupid to understand why you're right and can't shut up for long enough for you to correct them? If I read their mind I could point out exactly where they fucked up.
It depends. Over time if you turn to a life of crime you could make over 100 mil, but it has its risks. Reading minds could make that much money easily playing cards without much risk...and since money=sex then yes. Reading minds is best.
tl; dr OP logic is sound.
With option D, A-C become real possibilities.
I will choose A.
B is so much more practical.
A and C are less flexible.
D is the game console I'll forget about eventually.
On the downside, if I choose B I'll probably become obsessed with what people think about me.
pictures of geniuses, learn what they understand
tom waits, einstein, hawking, scan presidents for alien evidence, slowly gather people you manipulate on a personal level, etc
everyday, touch people, everywhere you go, that you find attractive or interesting
gather a mass following
take from the them and grow your strength, confidence, and charisma, eventually be a cult leader, etc
Technically, we actually have that ability in which we can read emotions and take a step further using extensive knowledge and critical thinking to determine what someone might actually be thinking. If you're intellectually capable enough that is.
The post is relevant only to the post it quoted, not to the OP post or the thread as a whole, so it is not /thread, now go fucking kill yourself, fucking candy-assgot. You probably can't even backwardsquote. Faggot.
The answer is C. C leads to A. B has too many drawbacks. What if your new ability to read minds reveals that your mother never wanted you, or that your gf thinks about fucking your brother, or any number of shitty things that you would never know and more than likely would never hurt you. I guess invisible would be cool, but not as cool as being rich as hell
I would choose B. Play poker. Tell girls what they want to hear. Manipulate any situation to suit yourself, set for life. Invisibility would be cool but could really fuck up you up in the long run. The only way I wouldn't pick B is if it's on all the time, like you hear everyone's thoughts all the time, if that's the case I would pick C, I'd rather quit my job than fuck whoever I want whenever I want, money will get chicks anyway.
You're not thinking of the boning opportunities that await you! You think Betty White, Michelle Obama, or Pat Robertson are going to let you dip your dick into them because you have a cool 100 mil? Oh man, I would plow a 12" wooden cross with Jesus on it so hard up Pat Robertson's ass.
D. You can get it all that way. By spying on people you can gather info they wouldn't openly say, you could get $100 mil by whatever invisible means you wish. Then use the cash to have sex with whoever you want wherever you want for life. Easy.
Definetely would go with green.
It is basically red (be a fly or something small and it is basically equal to being invisible) and blue (be a bird) and even a bit or purple (going through doors by turning into a bed bug and go under it).
Yellow would probably be the wiser choice considering what you might do with it, however I'd really like to be able to fly like a bird sometime.
you could make 100 million easy with B
however you might also be able to do it with D, but it would be more difficult
A is the stupid choice and C is the short term, but safe choice
No one here is appreciating the fact that C is the only option in which you're able to get the money without becoming one of the most wanted men in the world. You can turn invisible? Enjoy being tested on by military governments. You can read minds? Any method in which you plan to make money will involve you becoming known. C is the obvious choice. Get $100m and stay incognito. Rest of your life is ultra ezmode.
B) Trumps the lot.
Lets you rule the world. If you know what everyone is thinking, money will never be an issue. Once money is your plaything, you can fuck pretty much anyone... look at all the ugly rich fucks out there fucking hotties.
Invisibility would be nice (2nd option in list), because this would also give you power over people, which in turn gives you money and sex. But its also the more 'evil' option. Reading people's mind you can give them what they want and still exploit. Invisibility steals from them (privacy, money etc).
Sex with whoever you want is 3rd. Fuck a rich chick and still get money. But nothing you couldnt get with mind reading or invisibility anyway.
$100 million is chump change these days... definitely last on list.
if you choose B you will end up hating life, i mean honestly you don't want to read people's thoughts. That shit would fuck you up. If you had 100 mil you could fuck anyone you want. I won't even dignify D with an explanation
what is this thinking? just because you know what people think somehow makes you the master of manipulation? if a girl you're trying to fuck thinks wow what a disgusting mouthbreathing faggot, wow, so fucking helpful that you can hear her think that as well. keep in mind people don't actively think their intentions apart from usually in private. got damn that's stupid.
B for sure.
Texas Holdem tournament the next day and win a million.
Anytime you need cash, go gamble against someone you can mind read.
Business deals... read minds and exploit.
$100 million is nothing when you know the secret thoughts of anyone and everyone.
Money will never be an issue.
Sex wise, if you know what a women wants (yes, movie reference intended), you'd be a god in bed.
Do you even understand how Texas Holdem works?
It's every man against the dealer. And the dealer doesn't 'choose' his moves, he has has to hit if under 17 and if over he stays.
Reading the dealers mind would not help in holdem. Nor reading the other players minds.
I think you're talking about poker you dumb faggot
Invisibility is good to watch, but reading the dirty mind is so much sexier. Watching some chick masterbate, or seeing/hearing her thoughts while masterbating (and then joining in and making those dreams a reality at the opportune time).