/b/forgets please help I have 20¢ to my name and I'm starving I need to eat. I'm staying in a shitty hotel someone bought me and I am so hungry I'm going to be sick. Would one of you brothers be willing to get a pizza for me?
I don't have any money till next week and I'm basically homeless till I can get into a place to stay on Thursday. It's fucking horrible. I hate my life right now. I honestly am
Just a miserable loser.
Well I'm seriously waxing and lubing this asshole as we speak for fear of what could happen.
I just replied to your email brotha! In return here is a picture of some chick I used to fuck.
Go to the local social services place. Ask for food stamps. They will immediately give you a prepaid card with hundreds of dollars loaded. Buy groceries.
Stop being a faggot, get off of /b/ and get your priorities straight if you're not a scammer.
When you have like $60, buy a cheap tent/sleeping bag/air mattress from Walmart. You can camp out fucking anywhere, I've been doing it 7 months although I use a bicycle to carry all that shit
I'm from Detroit michigan it's not that easy to get on govt assistance besides. I start work next week for a new job but until Thursday when I can live with this person I'm hard up on luck.
Yeah we're doing thay. Op requested black olives and pepperoni too.
While we wait for op to decide soda, dubs decides what side he gets.
Stuffed cheesy bread. That shits with the bacon in it.
Keep the thread alive, Kristina is prepping this shit.
wew lad is 4chan's newest meme.
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Yeah, this. When you are homeless they give you food stamps almost immediately. Until then go to some food banks. There should be plent of them in your area. They are located at churches. Churches will also pay your bills too. I wouldn't help you because you are stupid and obviously have never been poor before.
I think I paid the tip already "delivery fee" idk.
I know it's blury but it went in the oven at 11:32
Oh, also here is proof that it was paid and I didn't sent it like an asshole.
OP should write in a $100 tip.
Then OP calls his bank saying it was an obvious fraudulent charge since the pizza is across the country.
Then everyone wins, except Dominos, who is only out one of its thousands of orders it made tonight.
Alright anon, listen to me very closely
This is a big dick thing to do, but you might not have a choice. Go to target or Walmart and shoplift a few IHOP gift cards or gift cards to some other place. You don't need to put anything on them so just pocket them and leave. Go into the resturaunt acting casual and have a nice meal. At the end thank your waiter and wait for them to leave the table. Leave the gift card with your check and run the fuck away.
This works better if you scope out restaurants beforehand and look for one you can easily get lost in the crowd around.
Free meal. You'll feel like a piece of shit but sometimes you just don't have a choice. Money is a tabgible replacement for intangible work an the world is full of loopholes for obtaining it.
So OP what's going on? Are you okay? Are you going to be okay? I hope things get better for you, I've done the no money and sketchy hotel thing and the homeless thing. Glad someone got you some food.
Sounds like you got change motherfucker! Next time don't vote Democrat
I'm still here guys. It looks like they may be low in drivers tonight. Wait a bit longer I promise this shit is happening.
OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENING.
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Just opened this thread and if you're legit, I feel sorry for you. Not much I can do since you're in Detroit and I'm all the way down in Florida. Plus it looks like another anon already ordered you a pizza.
OH SHIT IT'S HAPPENNING.
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If you read the thread you would see the timestamp.
>mfw OP doesnt get Cheese Pizza
i fucking hate whoever ordered the pizza, always cheese pizza faggots
And we have a winrar! My pizZa is here!!!! Remember the due who ordered my pizza jet fuel can't melt steel beams!!
To you brothers who supported the guy who was willing to send me this pizza. I love all you guys. I'm going to sleep tonight with a full tummy and and starting to feel pretty good. But seriously thanks to the man who sent me his pizza! You are a true gentlemen!