Ask a guy who just fucked an undercover cop who was pretending to be a 16yr old girl anything
Thats what she was doing apparently but we talked for like 2 months before and we exchanged nudes and shit. When I picked her up she got in my car. As i was driving she told me she wasnt 16 and she showed me her badge. I started freaking out thinking I was gonna get arrested
Ask a guy who just fucked an undercover tyrannosaurus rex who was pretending to be a 16yr old girl anything.
I asked her if all the sexting was real or not. She said it was. Blah blah blah she agreed not to turn me in cause she likes how I treated her and how she thinks I'm genuinely a good person cause I have no background record
Yes. I came inside her
We fucked in my car....at night. Plus I didnt wanna risk annoying her or ruining the moment by asking
things that really, really honestly happened
no really, shut up, ok? it happened
you wouldn't know, I was at another school that day
Nothing you could've done would have been illegal. Assuming in yous state/wherever you live the age of consent is 16, fucking a 16 year old would be legal. Even if you took pics or videos, they wouldn't actually be of a 16 year old. You were safe either way.
Unless of course she was undercover asa prostitute.
Ask a guy who went to Mars and back in less than one second and broke all the rules of physics to do it anything.
P.S. I also fucked an undercover cop who was pretending to be a year old.
Srsly guys, guys srsly I did it, I just don't have any proof.
Heres some from earlier
Yeah I'm 23. Soooooo normally any guy would be fucked
I know, but like I said she thought I was a good person. She said she wrote out in her reports and shit on me that it didnt pan out or whatever. So when she was hanging out with me she was doing so "off the record" so to speak
1. You're a troll with some silly text screen shots
2. You're a fucking idiot that's dating a crazy chick with a fake badge or a real badge she stole and is using it to scare you into playing nice and to not rape her or just did what she did cuz she's fucking crazy
3. she's the worst undercover cop ever. Considering they don't even have sex unless it's deep cover to bust a crime ring, she'd have called in police to arrest you right before fucking at the latest and would NOT send you real pictures of her.
>Hehe >.< I go on my tiptoes and kiss you! Pleaseeee :p
I hope you get raped by 100 wild niggers for being so pathetic. I doubt you actually fucked an undercover cop you're just a disgusting faggot who is trying to pick up this brain-dead girl by texting like an absolute faggot.
also supposing everything she said was true, if she was caught even speaking to you she'd lose her job and possibly get charges pressed against her for police corruption (lying to her superiors about you cuz she likes you IS classified as corruption)
>ops problem in the US
Unlawful sex with a minor (USWAM)
>Also Ops problem in the US
Lawful Sex with a Miner (Pic related)
No. I live in Illinois
Youre just jealous youre a fat neckbeard who cant get girls
>mah dick ;)
>referring to your own dick when talking to a girl
>faghot. always hint. always imply. never straight out say "MY DICK AHAH FUCK ME" *glop glop*"
You're the neck beard.
You're not getting any girls either. You're being a pathetic piece of shit that has to text like a fucking 3 year old girl to desperately try and get some form of pussy because you can't pick up anyone normally.
Nice job with the undercover cop story, maybe next time you can come up with something a bit better to try and convince people that you got some
Those were her words, not his you dense fuck.
Next you're gonna tell me you're more attractive than me too.
>Implying I wasn't grilling him for the "Okayyyy ;)" text.
I'm assuming one of you is OP and the other is some stupid dipshit who felt like chiming in. BOTH of those texts that I quoted are pathetic. One of those texts were OP's.
Fuck I hate complete mouth-breathers. I hope you all get hit by a fucking truck
Like you can really tell the difference. Plus its her face that looks super young
Youre retarded thinking youre some expert at determining age by body
Then reverse serch them homo or get off my thread. They're legit.