What the fuck do i do? I need to get out of this awkward situation or i'm fucked.
>Be huge wincestfag
>Live with sister
>Decide to steal her vibrator and fuck myself with it because fetish
>Sister comes home as my ass is half full
>She goes into her room
>Knocks on my room
>Anon, did you go into my room?
>Answer her around the door, play it off like nope
>I can hear her rustling around looking for her vibrator right now
>In tears because i can't get to the bathroom to wash the shit off her vibrator and put it back
>Don't want to lose my little sister, i love her so much
What the FUCK do i do /b/ros, i can't let her find out i'm a siscon
>still haven't fucked
What sort of 'win'cest is this you fucking faggot?
Just for that, i'm going to get some doubles to save what pride this pathetic fail of a thread had left
she knows i don't have friends
good idea but then i admit to having gone into her room.
i said to her i diden't go in there
dude i want to fuck her so bad, but i don't know if she's giving any signals.
i mean, she's affectionate but that could just be sisterly
^this guy stole us dubs m8 :^)
So what fag, just tell her to get over it and go smoke a blunt
Why the fuck did you fuck your ass with it? I honestly can't imagine that with a siscon fetish. Also, why the fuck have you not done it? You either know or you don't at this point.
There's ony one way OP
>Lick it clean and trow it under sis' bed
Also timestamp dildo in mouth
this is my first time with a dildo ever
i wanted to be closer to my sister and i heard about prostate massaging on /b/
i'm honestly really afraid to make a move incase i fuck it and she never talks to me again. i don't know if she's acting like a normal sis or she wants my cock
Dude, relax OP. Just wait until she leaves or goes sonewhere else. Washvit off and put it sonewhere out of sight in hervroom, but believable, like rolled up in her blankets ir sheets or in the corner, somewhere she could have accidentally let it go to, then deny EVERYTHING. You'll be fine, dude.
>It's like this is your first time cleaning shit off a dildo.
have her walk in on you masturbating with a finger up your ass. Hide the dildo and make sure she sees you with a finger up your ass. If you do that, she will think "if he has my vibrator, why isnt he using it? He must not have it"
You're fucked m8
Just confess how good that felt in your ass and ask to be stapon-assfucked
Lol I fucking love those threads
Get ready to be completely cast out by your family, all just because of your fetish. And anyone telling you to make a move on your sister is just trying to get you deeper in the shit.
I feel good today
Just tell the truth, say you were playing online truth or dare and they dared you to fuck your own ass. At worse she will be a little angry but get over it. Hiding it will make it worse.
>is just trying to get you deeper in the shit
We're on --->/b/<---.
What do you expect? :D
>wash it off
>straight up tell her you have it
>tell her you were interested in it (don't say you used it)
>tell her you have feelings for her that might not only be brotherly love
>tell her you're ashamed but she's just so attractive
>start complimenting her and apologize for stealing her shit
>Be huge wincestfag
>Live with sister
You have my interest
Interest is fading.
>>Decide to steal her vibrator and fuck myself with it because fetish
It's not a fetish; it's called being gay, you faggot.
Can't spell faggot all of the sudden or what?!
>Enjoying having anything shoved up your ass
Yeah, that's pretty fucking gay.
If you put it back she will know you were dicking your own ass with it, and she will hate you and you will never have sweet sensual imouto sex.
So here's what you do OP. You need to give it back to her personally, but you need an excuse to explain why you have it. Such as, "I found this in the laundry" or "the dog had this". Once you have come up with a solid excuse you have to give it back fast, or she will know you had it for a while.
Also post more pics of my waifu please.
>i can't get to the bathroom to wash the shit off her vibrator
it's not that hard, you run it under warm water and rub it off with your hand and some soap
then you wash your hands with the soap
seriously how retarded are you if you don't know how to wash something in a sink
are you on disability, that kind of retarded?
she's out in the hallway, i might get caught with it
that's a good idea actually, thankyou
You're welcome based OP.
>Kirino is love, Kirino is Life
I'll fukin req u m80.
Are you one of the Rurifags?
Kirino is vastly superior in every way.
>Kirino is vastly superior in every way.
I don't know how you can type that with a straight face.
What the fuck OP this is simple.
First go fucking wash the damn thing. Hide it walk to bathroom take a piss wash it off.
>walk into her room
>I wasn't in your room, but did you lose something?"
>Wait for response...
>oh that's very interesting"
>hold up vibe
>because I found this on my bed"
>that is kinky sis fucking yourself on your brothers bed."
>smile at her hand it to her and leave.
I just got you one step closer you're welcome, twins often share the same ideas and emotions.
>Implying Hitler would be a bad waifu
I have twin brother, even it is like 300miles distance between us, I can feel if something is not ok with him, so i always call him and find out that something happened, for example, got injury, failed test and feels like shit, etc
shit, now i'm considering your plan...
i know it's probs a stupid idea though and you guys are trying to get me fucked, but i guess i can leave it open ended can't i?
i mean, im accusing her of doing something and flipping it on her instead of making a move, but if she thinks the same way she might start to think i do as well?
Also, there is a lack of Ruri in this thread.
Every study done on twins has indicated that. Read a peer reviewed journal sometime. Plus twins have the highest incest rates. 5 times higher than 1st cousins! What you feel is actually normal... for /b/ anyway.
i actually think this is an ok idea, since it's open nded...
but she KNOWS i took it so if i bullshit, she's 100% confirmed that i was doing something with it.
she's either ok with that or not, but hat's the downside?
i won't go that far, but that's my fallback if she questions what i was doing.
i'm going to play it off like it's her fault, will report back with what happens.
keep the thread alive /b/ros
oh my fucking god /b/ros
ok, so i washed the vibrator and it's back in my room, i went to go and talk to her, i peeped through the door and she's masturbating, i got the fuck out of there quick since i still had the vibrator in hand
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW, I CAN'T GO TALK TO HER
since OP is a fag, ill help with a fag idea
once you fuckin hide the dildo, start rustling your room too, and hide something YOURS
tell her in a few mins "hey bit....sis, can you help me find my X stuff(keys, wallet, guitar pick, book, etc)? ill help you looking after whatever you lost earlier after"
that way, you may try to look inocent AND know where she has already searched
U better come back and update Faggot
Just here because I saw Kirino in the OP.
"Yeah sis I saw something on the Internet about prostate stimulation so I decided to violate your privacy and use your most personal private possession without your permission"
Yeah, I'm sure this will really help the situation
>girl came over
>said she was into kinky shit
>wanted to you to fuck her ass but since you dont enjoy anal you stole your sister's vibrator so that you could fuck her pussy with your dick and her ass with the vibrator at the same time
>act really sorry, say you were just too horny and the girl was out of your league
>buy her a new one if she's mad and apologize again, say you wont ever touch her shit again
Hm, I tend to not believe shit I read on /b/ but lets see.
ok...this went a lot faster than i expected.
>Enter sis's room, just barge in like obnoxious brother
>She's climaxing as i say "found thi--"
>We look into eachother's eyes for like 30 sec
>I am fighting the urge so fucking hard to look down
>I can't control myself, i look at her beautiful perky tits
>She jumps up and snatches the vibrator
>Pushes me out of the room
>Slams the door
>Screams "let me think"
I had the biggest boner and i am sure she saw it.
What the FUCK now /b/?
What does "let me think" mean? is she mad? does she think i'm a pervert?
I was browsing through pictures of Ruri when I came across this one.
Can one of you tell me what the bottom-most symbol is supposed to be? It looks like a retarded "yu". And do all nips write this way?
>The day /b/ made twincest happen.
Wait for her to "think" and good luck. Make sure to make it obvious that you thought she was hot and you'd love to do her, but at the same time try to be subtle about it.
>Make it obvious
Yeah, do it.
It means she was fantasizing about that actually happening... but didn't know how to cope with the reality.
>walk back down to her room
>knock on door
>don't let her speak, interrupt her say
> look we're twins we think the same"
> and listen... I feel exactly the same way you do, it's okay. I love you no matter what"
pic is sis, i'm kinda freaked out guys, nothing's happened yet
lol, she fucking knows exactly what you were planning.
Nothing's happened cause she's shitting herself thinking you're gonna rape her and is trying to figure how to get help
You done fucked up, son. You done fucked up.
Knock at her door and ask if you can come in, if yes just talk about what happened and apologize for taking her vibrator. Make sure to compliment her at some point and see how she reacts, she might be interested in you too.
tell her you were just sniffing it while jerking off.
you claim you are into wincest, see if you can turn it into getting your dick sucked. you are gay btw. ppl don't pretend their butthole is a pussy and stick fake dicks in there unless they are gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay gay gay.
Also get more affectionate, hug her as often as possible, tell her she looks great when she goes out etc.
Yes both of you. But seriously just play it cool wait it out for a few days and make sure she catches u jerkin it. She will ethier go for it or ignore it. Other then getting fucked up and just asking to fuck
that's too far out dude, up until now i've kept it chill and she's been the one doing sexual shit.
i caught her in the act.
i'm pretending that i found the vibrator and i'm sticking to that story, not doing crazy shit.
i need actual ideas on what the fuck to do here