4CHAN University roll call
Post your name and position
>Sir Zalexander bruschenkov 2nd.
>night time campus escort for women
Andrew Jackson, head of the Poli Sci dept.
>top Snek hisssssss
>head of treasury and financesssssssssssisisisisi
Nicole "Nikki" Catsouras
Guard Gate Operator
Position: Head of b&s and 404ing threads
>I like Dungeons & Dragons
THE LAST SAMURRRRUUUUUUUU!!!!
>*Cough chough cough cough cough*
>*cough cough cough cough cough*
Position: Front lines
Head of (failing) Architecture Department.
I think there's something wrong with my balls, can you take a look?
Head of the Paleontology Department
Sessional Lecturer on Insurance Fraud
I will get the high score after my second year business venture goes bankrupt and loses investors
Job: Student Information Officer
Name: Joeseph Goebbels
Name: Professor Charlie Hodes
Position: Head of the Memery Department
>Hi guys what classes should I take?
Wow. That's a picture of Tower Hall at San Jose State University, California.
Wew lad. You got me all hot and bothered with your look you have going on there, I dare say. Lawdy me! If that ain't the biggest nose I ever did see. It looks like a cob of corn mated with a peach.
Professor Fatjoo, Head of James Franco Dicksucklogy
Real Super Sand Lesbian
Lubricant Quality Assurance Officer
Position: Director of Women's Studdies
Head of Varsity Cuckolding Team
Hi everyone I just transferred here from California!
Joanna Rohrback, B.H.S.
Camel Toe Model
I'm going for my bachelor's in /int/ernational studies.
I've got a pretty good set of classes this year.
Taught by an Aussie, so it's gonna be fucking amazing.
Taught from an old jihad that went to prison in Jersey. Pretty good stuff. Learned to become unbaitable. Has a disdain for the aforementioned aussie professor though
Taught by an actual janitor. He kinda sucks, and no one listens. Also, he does it for free.
This a course on flag collection. Pretty autistic. Here's my work so far.
Look Who It Is Again, ID Heaven. I'm Fed Up With Your Shit Faggot. The Other Day When You Called Me A Newfag, Yeah, Haven't Forgotten About That Yet. Fuck You I've Been On Here For Months And Probably Get On Here More Than You Anyways. Don't You Know That You Make Yourself Look Like A Newfag When You Call Others Newfag? Just Because You Learned How To Hack Your Name And Change It To "Heaven" Does Not Give You The Right To Disrespect Anyone At Any Time.
Defense Against the Feminist Arts Professor
Let's take a bath together, little one
Head of the Atheism Department
The university meat supplier was unsatisfactory for my tastes.
School seems kinda small. Like it's some kind of school for ants. Why would OP make a school for ants?
Fuck this campus, it always smells like semen and there are a bunch of faggots with anime pillows.
Professor Muh Dick
oooga boooga, Cs for whites, As for black oooga booga... teach? what? Affirmative Action. you can not fire me
Assistant professor of urology
Name: thisacids workengreat
Position: drug dealer janitor
Name: Dr. Crom
Occupation: Library Administration
Doctor Emmet Brown, Department of Theoretical Physics and Serious Shit.
Pokémon master and professor that still has yet to catch 'em all.