Ask a 19 year old manlet (5'3", decent looking though) who had his first kiss (full on French kiss) with an 11 year old girl anything.
> pic related
She's coming over this weekend for a movie night and I hope we do more together
She already has a 12 year old boyfriend and I told her I had a 20 year old gf just so she doesn't feel so bad cheating.
We both know we're just having some fun and want to experience younger/older lovemaking.. She's already lost her virginity which sucks but I just tell her it's cool since I've done it before... Hopefully she'll be my first
Jesus Christ she already lost it?
I understand bro, I mean look at her. I really get it, but if you're going to lose it to an 11 year old consensually at least do a fucking virgin, man.
I like that. You seem cool.
and 54 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.
I remember in middle school very few people fucked, most that did were trailer trash. Going into highschool everything became open season, but even then I can find a good number of virgin ladies in their senior year. I'm sure they lose it as soon as they leave high school or go to college, but seriously this 11 year old already going to be a gigantic slut.
wew lad is 4chan's newest meme.
>when you hear a good song
>after an epic drum solo
>when you meet a qt
>your favourite band announces a new album
god fuck off woth these cancerous fucking memes you fucking newfag. everywhere i go i see this stupid nigger face. if i ever see this faggot in person ill punch him in the fucking balls
She said it was terrible and the dude didn't really know what he was doing it
I actually met her at an arcade and we talked and realised she lived a few streets near mine
Idk about that, she did however tell me stories of friends around her age losing it to dudes around 16+. I swear teen girls are maturing and getting hornier at younger ages than ever. She's also always going on about her love for God too but when we kissed she tongued me like there was no God lol
Probably not... No, not going to do that. Not a good idea..
Not much else. She lets me play with her boobs when we watch movies (yes they do have small boobies at that age).
Does ridiculous duck faces, wants us to make out next time in my bed - which will most likely lead to sex. We did it on the couch, but her parents came in (I was supposed to babysit her lel)
No, I saw her kissing her boyfriend and he goes over her house a bit (see his bike). It kills me to know this bitch is riding him like there's no tomorrow while I'm here wanking myself off iver Her. Hopefully that'll change this weekend
You're not a faggot. Aprils fools, yes you are
well she definitely wants your D OP, so I think you're in for a good time. Just please please please, know when to walk away from this situation. It will feel beautiful and you'll want it to last forever, but it can't.
>No, I saw her kissing her boyfriend and he goes over her house a bit (see his bike). It kills me to know this bitch is riding him like there's no tomorrow while I'm here wanking myself off iver Her.
That's fucking pathetic dude
I'm not OP, but I wish I could find a big burly black guy to fuck my anus. I think prison for me will be a dream, I picture myself the sexual object of all black guys fantasies in prison.
This is not reddit or tumblr. Welcome to 4chsn, newfags
>using le troll face
>calling peolle newfag like it still means somethong
im 24 and i get annoyed by girls around the age of 18-20 already cause i think they are still acting like little girls. cant even imagine hanging out with a 11 year old... i mean, dont you feel ashamed of yourself?
>No, I saw her kissing her boyfriend and he goes over her house a bit (see his bike). It kills me to know this bitch is riding him like there's no tomorrow while I'm here wanking myself off iver Her. Hopefully that'll change this weekend
Are you serious? You're getting cucked by a kid. You tell her to break up with the child and fuck her like a man. If you aren't absolute shit, which you shouldn't be even though you're a virgin, then she'll have no problem staying with you.
Use your size, don't be afraid of breaking her.
>calls people newfags in greentext
>doesnt know 'le trollface' used to come from 4chan before 9gag/reddit stole it
usually i dont give a fuck about the newfag hate, but this one got me off
oh my gosh. I want to do this so bad. I actually put effort into my appearance too. A pretty middle school girl had a huge crush on me and she showed pictures of me to all her friends and they all thought I was super hot. The only thing that stopped me from moving further was that my friends would realize how suspicious that is, or they would just make fun of me to death.
>some 11 and 12 year olds lost their virginities together
>tfw still a 27 year old virgin.
Yup that's enough depression for one night.
Have a kitty and just relax that ass.
I actually plan on going to an AMP next saturday. not sure i'f I'll get FS though. I'll be happy with a blowjob.
I wouldn't mind getting a whore but I'm scared shitless of getting cop'd
oh right, forgot its illegal in the states. here you pay 50€ and can fuck pornstar material. mostly students and fucking gorgeous
are you that ugly? otherwise go out there, have some drinks, get to know girls
too much of a pussy to try coke as well. Never smoked a cigarette, never even smoked weed. No lie.
All I do is drink on occasion with my buddies. I always have to make up stories to stay cool. Live a life of lying
dude telling a story in this thread. OP full of crap, just posting random face pictures of some girl he found looking to get attention. no real story here or anything more then some dumb kid with a cell camera of herself. yeah, uh, good for you, but you're full of crap.
>She's coming over this weekend for a movie night and I hope we do more together
With all due respect you don't type like you're 19, you type like a 12 year old faggot.
I hope she kicks you in the balls. Hopefully for your sake they'll drop. You should turn her over to a guy who will know what to do with that pussy.
I'm pretty sure I am.
Been getting /fit/ but all the gym time in the world can't help my face.
And just going out there doesn't help when you can't talk for shit. I've realized I'm too far gone at this point.
The whole being black thing probably doesn't help either. You can't be a black guy AND shy, that's just a recipe for loneliness.
well let me tell you this. get some coke and just do it. it makes you feel like you are the best person in the world, no shit. you will have no problem confronting people. as simple as that.
what you mean making up stories to stay cool? i mean everyone lies here and there for being cool, thats not that unsual
you could use coke as a therapy in order to step up to people and once it gets natural you dont need it anymore
>Does ridiculous duck faces, wants us to make out next time in my bed - which will most likely lead to sex. We did it on the couch, but her parents came in (I was supposed to babysit her lel)
Anddd this is why you don't have a 20 year old man babysit your 5th grade daughter.
how about some bath salts? I hear theyre popular in my state
but seriously ive even had hot cougars 35-40 tell me they will make out with me and I fuck it up somehow someway.
Im as beta as it gets but been hitting gym for last year roughly so maybe I wont have to try at all and perhaps just 1 girl might throw herself at me
i think youre just telling that to yourself as an excuse. i mean it may be easy for me to say, but dude, there are tons of people that get chicks. you dont even have to start with chicks, just try to go with groups of friends where you dont know everybody and try to get friends with them. once you get social skills you can get girls.
but also, there are girls that may suffer from the same social akwardness like you, so give it a chance. always tell yourself that there are 100% uglier people than you that actually get chicks to fuck
gym wont fix every problem man. if youre too much of a pussy to go all the way, muscles wont help you. youve got to grow some balls eventually
youre saying youre not even ugly, so where exactly is the problem? do you get crazy nervous around chicks?
also, go do fuck cougars, so much to learn from them, and they know how to please. teenage girls are mostly fucking horrible in bed
>this is why you don't have a 20 year old man babysit your 5th grade daughter
>20 year old man babysit
Yea just get girls to do it. Completely refrain from men. I know how our brain works and I don't blame them.
>She said it was terrible and the dude didn't really know what he was doing it
It;s going to be hysterical when she tells her friends how this 19 year old guy was more clueless than the first 15 year old that fucked her.
Get yourself sent to jail you fucking queer. We'll see how fast those fantasies diminish when you're in the infirmary getting your torn asshole stitched. Assuming you live through the first bitch party they throw you.
Ironically women are far more violet babysitters than men.
Both are terrible but it's funny how people are willing to gamble their kid getting beaten half to death over their child's privates getting touched.
im not THAT desperate to try coke. you would have to put a gun to my head to make me snort that. Just too chicken shit for that /b/rother. I dont think I can change
But I have never confessed to not being a fucking beta virgin fag to any guy friends of mine. Anyone that knows me would laugh out loud if they heard I had my v card still.
constantly making up stories of banging girls every other weekend and spring break last few weeks when in reality just stay home and 4chan/vidya
WTF are you posting pictures of my gf you fucking piece of shit. I tell you,hell is going to rain all over you, you fucking pedo virgin autist.
How does it feel when she rides me and yells my name every night
I don't even give a fuck if you got dubs; you sir, are a god damned liar!
well what could happen besides having a great time on some kickass flex coke?
ok but at what point do you exaclty screw up? i mean what could you possibly do wrong if even girls confess to like you? you talk to them on facebook, eventually meet and from there on its easy. it is actually easy from the beginning, cause mostly its hard to tell whether girls like you, but if you already know she likes you its an easy game
With the way this guy is posting, I'm sure they have nothing to worry about. She's going to be laying on the bed, slick pussy ready to go, and our hero OP's dick won't get hard.
How a 19 year old boy hasn't gotten laid in this day and age is fucking incredible. I was fucking my 17 year old gf with my 4 inch dick when I was 13. This was years ago when that was an accomplishment. Not even 5 years ago my 16 year old son's best buddy got suspended from the bus because a girl was giving him head on the way to school.
basically HOW do I ask a girl to fuck me or even go out with me?
If shes not my type im cool as fuck and ignore her but if she IS 9-10/10 for me im nervous as fuck and just time after time I fuck it up
like on the train in canada i met this FINNNEEE girl and we were talking but I couldnt figure out how to keep convo going and started staring helplessly elsewhere and next thing i know is shes fucking gone.... AFTER telling me in winnipeg we can get of together
You really are a huge pussy and all, but stay away from coke, and stay away from heroin. You have nothing to gain except "impressing" your sissy fucking friends, and everything to lose. I guarantee you, the type of faggots you're hanging out with haven't done shit either. They would have called you on your bullshit if they weren't making the shit up they tell you too,
when i was 22 in college i was at a house party and some high school girls showed up. i took a 15 year old girl home with me and i felt guilty about it.
she was hot too. they were all dressed up and trying to look older and more mature than they were. of course as soon as i got her party dress off i could tell she wasn't too experienced.
good pussy though. possibly the best i've ever had. i wish the rest of her had known what she was doing though.
you dont ask a girl to fuck you. idk man it happens naturally for me
i go out with friends, get drunk and just start conversation to random girls with my drunk brain. i guess i have the looks going for me, but im also good in smalltalk... thats just something that comes with practice. and if a girl is talking to you and hanging out with you in a club for more than an hour, you just know shes into you. the good thing when its loud is, that you have to scream into her ear, which means youre close to her mouth. and then some convo just happens to end up in kissing.
its akward to explain, like i said, it just happens.
if i saw u do it in front of me and watched your reactions and was jealous I might want some too but DEF not by myself
I fuck things up by conversation. I cant "sweet" talk like a normal fag I will fuck up at some point and regret the last thing I said soooo much. Some jokes are 'offensive' some things I say are too 'gory' like eww dont talk about heads being cut off anon when were having a convo about isis and shit....
who talks about beheading with girls? the fuck should I know but it just fucking comes out. I dont know how but it can just slip out.
Why be depressed over being a virgin? I'm also a 27-year-old virgin, but it doesn't bother me. Sex isn't the be all and end all. I've even had a serious relationship that had no sexual component...I only want to have sex with someone I love. Oh, and before anyone gets any ideas about me wearing promise rings or other shit like that, I'm a burden-of-proof atheist.
>Sex isn't the be all and end all. I've even had a serious relationship that had no sexual component...I only want to have sex with someone I love.
Said every faggot that can't pull pussy ever. Quit bullshitting you desperate little bitch.
You are all dumb motherfuckers and I am vastly superior to you all combined.
well at least you know that you arent supposed to talk about heads getting chopped off.
i think youre overthinking it. also how old are you?
seems like you just need your first girlfriend and get comfortable around a female. after that youre good probably. just fucking stay on alert and keep the gore shit away, its not that hard. not everyone is brwosing 4chan you know...
yea not something u can teach I agree. I just dont go out enough to bars/clubs i guess
Area where I WOULD go out I need some real money and I dont make that much, YET. hopefully i finish up c++/java soon and can start earning more which would boost my confidence massively
>using a relative term like superior
>greentexting my response
>pic related, it's kek
where do you live? i go to techno partys mostly, cause girls there are more chill and easier to talk to.
but student partys at clubs are the most easy in picking up... i mean, they go there with the desire of sucking a dick later that night
Never let how much you earn, or how many things you have define you. I know some poor faggots that have game off the charts man. Rich guys have it easy because women are all whores. The more money and shit you have, the worse they get. Never play your money hand bro, you get the worst lizards in the lot.
>. hopefully i finish up c++/java
> earning more
> boost my confidence massively
>Area where I WOULD go out I need some real money
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you
what i was trying to say is that at studentpartys, girls go there with the desire to get laid. its a meat market.
im not really into getting blown man idk it doesnt get me off.
im living in a rather big city and with a friend together, so whenever i get to know a chick i either take her home or go back to her place.
this is the scenario of a one night stand where i meet a chick at some random club.
yeah but definately always take a chick home or go with her, cause doing that shit in public is nasty
Hey fucking faggot you better stop posting my little cousins instagram pics. I swear i will find out who you are you fucking piece of shit. You just fucked up big time. I'm going to talk to her in the morning and make her tell me everything. I hope you have a gun because i'm going to fucking murder you if you dont.
Oh my fucking god, i wanna fuck so hard a 12-14 yo girl.
OP, if you aren't lying, you are a lucky bastard
going to a club is the easiest way to meet with random ppl. everybody is drunk and connective.
or go to a rave where everybody is on ecstasy. you wont meet a stranger and go to straight kuddling as fast as there. i know kuddling sounds gay, but if youve ever been on E you know what im talking about
I dont wanna start a brandon discussion here but I think I just gotta try harder. Grow some balls buy her a drink take her to my car duct tape her all the way up. In the trunk she goes and losing my virginity I go.
Girls with a nice sense of humor I can wow much easier than others
Do they got access to 4chan in jail?
Oh dont worry,you'll find out
Just dont drop the soap
Seriously, why do you moralfag whiteknight bitches even come into these threads> All you're going to do is get your widdle feewings hurt. Fucking beat it you little bitch, your little manpussy is probably all stretched out by now, you just don't like tight competition.
Bend at the knees, lift with your legs, not your back. Seriously, just don't be an awkward faggot, talk to her like she's a person, not one of your faggot friends and you're trying to outdo each other with how cool you are. Just treat her like a person, talk to her like you have some maturity and not like you've never seen a pussy and that's all you can think about. FFS anon this shit isn't rocket surgery.
Ive been to about 20 parties. I've hooked up with two girls total across those 20 parties and both times it was when i was practically black-out drunk so I cant even remember how I did it. Also I hate getting drunk -_-
1. Don't get drunk.
2. You relax when you're drunk, which is why you don't act like an awkward faggot.
Bro I had a much older woman get me wasted one night because she thought she had to to get me in bed, I barely remember one of the best nights in my life because I was hammered,
Just relax, be cool, don't talk about stupid shit. Be smooth, You'll pull more tail than you can imagine if you don't act awkward and show just a little confidence. Unless you're fucking Quasimodo you'll do fine.
if there are drunk girls that want to fuck, theyll let you know.. like get grabby and shit. just try to hang with a girl all night and harvest it later
once youre in bed, listen to "the spirit of the hawk" from rednex and fuck her like a chief
well dont hang out with the fat chick man. BUT, if its 6am and only she is lift, you may just go for the duty bro.
otherwise chose a chick you can connect with, drink together, talk about stuff, interpretate signs, hook up
are you for real dude....get a camera go get allison to tell you and her olds where this dude lives confront him put that shit on youtube. just imagine the pucker this guy would get on he'd be fucking peeking
well, being able to listen to this song while fucking is best case scenario. imagine yourself wearing a feathercrown and giving it to her, calling her native american names and smoking a pipe after youre done
She has serious mental health issues. and if this is honestly real I'm really uncomfortable.. She has had traumatic childhood experiences and if OP is honestly having relations with her he is sick..