Jar Jar is going down we need to save him.
Yes, but they take off a lot of same-IP votes. We really need it to hit 80% to secure the win.
Come on, /b/!
There actually are people who vote for this Rex guy ? I don't even know who that fucker is.
Can't believe that there are people so butthurt that they vote against some joke. They are just fucking the poll even more
/pol/, /s4s/, /r9k/ and /fa/ as far as I'm aware.
post that in YLYL threads with a plea to vote
>Based /pol/ is all over it
I posted a thread in /r9k/ or whatever its called, but it quickly died without any response.
That being said, that board is truly for the autistic. I browsed around for a bit, and they are a strange bunch indeed.
/pol/ is the only other board thats shown any real interest though, and even then its not much compared to /b/. /s4s/ had a few bites but as for the rest they just dont seem to give a shit. Hopefully when its better at prime time in a few hours
that gave me a hearty laugh, thanks m8
also reminder that this butthole belongs to JarJar now
Here's a Jar Jar album, enjoy.
>they will reflect only the legitimate votes that were made.
>only the legitimate votes
>Jar Jar still wins
He did then with over 80%. But we're now at 56% vs Captain Faggot. Last time 20% was "illegitimate", and if this time just 6% are we're fucked.
TL;DR Vote, people! Make vote scripts!
Just use different IPs.
My thread on /fa/ died
Dumping some Jar Jar shops I did for it.
Jar Jar x Rick Owens and Van something
Some based anon post on somewhere like Hackforums. Request a vote script that clears cookies and uses different IPs.
We need that if we want to win this competition.
>Imagine the fanboys when Jar Jar rapes Han Solo
Tor should work. Vote, new identity button, vote again. You can also download User Agent Switcher to hide the fact you're voting from Tor but I wager it doesn't actually matter, they only care about IP.
Also anyone with Verizon 4G on their mobile can just vote, reset connection, vote and will always get new IP. Ask not what Jar Jar can do for you but what you can do for Jar Jar.
It's time to make more proxies
I hope so.
But if just 6% is "illegitimate" we're fucked. So we need this shit at least over 70%
Somebody get a script done!
Here guys, I made a tutorial to stop their page from leaving cookies on Chrome.
This way you only need to refresh to vote again.
You need to use something to alter your ip however.
You are making feminazis and neckbeards everywhere piss themselves. Imagine Jar Jar beating Han Solo. Now imagine that motherfucker take Champion, and all of the butthurt that'll ensue. They shouldn't need convincing.
Hey mate, would you mind voting for Jar Jar? I have a bet with someone that he'll win the comp, but he's not doing too well. I could earn ten quid.
Also, would you mind asking anyone else you know who might vote to vote? Much appreciated.
EDIT TO FIT YOUR OWN SHITTY COUNTRY
COPY AND PASTE TO ALL FACEBOOK FRIENDS
Jar Jar is a vilified character accused of anything from racism to actively ruining the movies he's in when the problems really were with the movies as a whole and he was just a wholesome well-intentioned character aimed at kids that in a good quality trilogy would've brought joy to a whole new generation of young Star Wars fans. He suffered the most with decay in quality of the franchise and a vote for him is a vote to remember the mistakes of the past so they don't repeat them in the future.
Vote for Jar Jar. Never forget.
Do it, faggit.
Is there some way we can twist this so not voting for Jar Jar is racist?
Can some Anon who knows a decent amount about Star Wars write an article about how he represents ethnic minorities, and that voting against him is essentially being racist? Especially when he's up against a clone trooper. Then we can spam that in various places and hopefully gain a few more votes.
We need more ways to spin this to encourage people to vote for him. Any ideas?
"Why voting for Jar Jar is the most moral thing to do.
Think about what Jar Jar represents. In a film about predominantly white males, he's a silly, non-white alien. He's widely hated by the white males that make up the star wars fandom, and they expect Han Solo or Obi Wan to win.
There are no women still in the competiton. There are no people of colour still in the competition. It's literally between the white males, a robot and Jar Jar.
Now, out of those, who do you want to win?"
Yes! Somebody write a mock article citing actual reasons to vote Jar Jar.
Then we can actually post this in a lot of places like Reddit and not worry about whiteknight faggots. Don't mention the raid.
but he's from the dark side, jar-jar is on the light side.
Yes! More boards. Try some other sites too. And link here.
You guys need to put this in the OP
>use mobile device with network data
>turn off then on, new IP
>clear browser cache
Make more threads! Spread the word! Jar Jar raid, guys.
56% is fucking appalling. More than 6% will probably be "illegitimate". Last time over 20% was.
Somebody make a guide for newfags to spam vote over IPs, and block cookies.
Guys, I just realized the effect that this glorious revolution will have on the fandom.
First, it will start off as an annoyance, destroying Padme and Rex. The fans will cry outrage, femnazis will get flustered. They will call out for re-votes, and make social media posts of their disbelief. The website will say that there is nothing they can do, they can only differentiate IPs, and that he won fair and square.
The next stage of Operation Jar Jar will pit our favorite alien against one of the most beloved characters of the universe, Han Solo. This will be our first real challenge, and will need to scrounge every vote and rally as a whole in order to overcome it.
Should we succeed though, the fans will realize in horror that our quest is more than just a prank, but an attack on the very foundation of what many of them believe.
The third stage of our mission with come in the form of the fans retaliating with our own methods, they will create scripts to vote for the opponent, in an effort to undermine the glorious ascendance of our lord. They will become the thing they hate most in the world, and we will have crushed their will. With any hope, after the duplicate IPs are removed, Jar Jar will remain upon the corpses of the galaxy's heroes, facing the combined efforts of the Dark Side loyalists.
The final stage of the conquest will be the funniest. Refusing to accept Jar Jar as the victor, jedi and rebel fan boys all across the world will unify and turn to the dark side of the force to defeat the galaxy's only hope for freedom... and the odds are, they will win.
>/b/ destroys the foundation of the rebels and jedi fan boys
>All Star Wars fans convert to the dark side in refusal of our lord, Jar Jar
Do you have that video in which spongebob starts saying something like "debra debra bipibipi"... and he then he sings crazy shit? The song was very fast and catchy. It was often reposted on /f/ but I can't find it anymore. Sorry for the vague description.
More threads! Need posts on other sites.
Bump for glorious Jarjar
I have a question,
I have been voting on my phone over and over again for a while but I'm not sure if it is actually counting each individual vote. Does anyone know if it is counting each vote?
I only know for sure if you use android and verizon, every time you disconnect and reconnect data, it gives you a new IP. You still have to clear the cookies or use incognito though
I have an idea
> vote Darth Vader into final two
> goes without saying he's one of the most iconic villains in movie history
> so much butthurt will be had when he's beaten by Jar Jar fucking Binks more than if he's beaten by Jabba
Also this. Someone should find something for /a/
Great, but I think it will get deleted quick
Threads must be pony-related....
Use >pic related next time.
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Curing cancer requires a too advanced set of skills. Very few faggots around here would be useful. If we made a video game I'm sure we could do something good. Well it would be shit, but probably would work, then install viruses on your computer.
The /mlp/ thread is down, can someone paste
>Twilight frowns at the new arrival
I'm sorry, I just don't think there's a place here for you. None of my friends wanted you in their homes, and we haven't been able to find any more of... your type.
>She taps a hoof uncomfortably, avoiding the creature's gaze
>It hangs it's head
>"But missa just wanna be happy"
>But Twilight has already turned her back and is heading for the door
>She doesn't want to spend another minute with the creature
>It's fate is sealed. It will be banished to the badlands, most likely to be eaten by a manticore
>As the door swings shut behind the unicorn, a single tear drops to the floor
>"missa m sorry"
with a ponyish picture, and hopefully the new thread will get a little more traction
it's not the horse fuckers fault, its the mods.
also im pretty sure there worried were just pony haters trying to shitpost on there board.
I genuinely feel that Jar Jar is one of the best things this shit franchise has to offer. One of the most legendary movie characters ever. Everyone remembers Jar Jar. Have voted for him every day. Can't wait to piss off these faggy SW fanboys.