you must be really smart and shit to figure that out all by yourself.
passerby: "careface.jpg. she's fat anyway."
hope you niggers are ready to puke out your guts.
>Hello, I'm Sticky, the 4chan assistant.
>Would you like help with:
Fuck this shit!
>that woman half assedly hitting his shoulder as he walks away
>his complete and total lack of a response as he continues his stroll
he arms twisted backwards both arms broken instantly how do you guys not see this
what the fuck is she wearing on her feet
mfw waiting for a bullet or arrow to hit the deer.
15 min later realization.gif
It looks more like a suicide attempt to me. Why the fuck would she be jerking her legs like she was? And how the fuck do you end up over the railings like that on purpose? My take is that she tried to commit suicide, white knights tried saving her but she's to fat so then an 2.4 magnitude earthquake is felt
>liberals see this shit on TV about catching falling people
>think it's realistic and that you can just catch someone who falls off a building and they'll be fine
This is why liberals are indoctrinated so easily. They also believe that cops should shoot guns out of criminal's hands and if you can talk terrorists out of committing terrorism.
problem is she landed on the ground after falling at least 30 feet. i don't care how many hours of assassins creed you've played, you can't just tuck and roll out of that. especially when you're a fatty like she was
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had an asian gf too. that's pretty much what i wanted to do to her.
Every day on his way to work a guy walks past an insane asylum
One morning, he's walking past and he hears all the patients chanting 13! 13! 13!
He finds a hole in the fence and looks through, immediately getting poked in the eye with a sharp stick
14! 14! 14!
What does her being a fatty has to do with it? Mass has no influence when falling, so the force with which she hit the ground is the same as it would've been with some skinny chick. If anything, her fat protected her.
They really should put warnings labels on those cans that says that it's highly flammable
>someone tries to rob you at gunpoint
>turn it around and beat the shit out of him then taunt him as he dies
>some liberal faggots will actually claim that the nigger was the victim and you're obligated to help the guy who was threatening to kill you just moments ago
>Mass has no influence when falling, so the force with which she hit the ground is the same as it would've been with some skinny chick
Are you trolling or just this dumb? Mass doesn't influence the speed of the fall, but it sure does influence the force her body experiences when decelerating.