Why do the cops always have to show up when I'm having dinner with my wife? Just because I'm 41 and she's 19. They're just jealous that I'm with a young hottie.
Totally ruined our 10 year anniversary.
what the fuck man you fucking pedo
>be me, 14ish
>midnight with friends
>walking along a quiet road we find roadworks
>acid+cones = lulz
>we block off the road with the cones
>we achieved something tonight brothers
>police pull up beside us
>"what funny fucker did that to the road?"
>my friend "what cones?"
>giggles hit hard
>laugh in police faces
>they drive away
>did that just happen?
What's the officer problem?
>shitty as res.
>10, fat kid
>actively plays world of warcraft
>its my birthday
>'How old are you, anon?'
>mfw I said 'Level 11'