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>>607477687 The desert is ours. It is my home. Invaders come here, but they do not leave. They do not understand the desert; they do not understand how it gives life, and how it kills. So they die, and we grow stronger. The dead, now, the dead cannot pass on their newfound wisdom...so invaders keep coming, keep trying to take our lands and our wealth. But then, wealth flows through this land. And if our people have one thing, it is the love of wealth. It is sweeter than water, it is more powerful than the sword, for any sword can be turned aside with a gold coin. Gold will buy a thousand warriors...and a thousand warriors, why, they are the start of an empire!
I would convince myself to suck my own cock ("don't worry boy, it's not gay, it's technically masturbating) and i know he would like it...then i would tell him to stay the fuck away from women and I'd get a redo where i save my money, my time, my freedom, and my sanity! Suck a cock once in a while and get yours sucked too and you'll be aces!
>>607478579 I was about 15, slightly above average girl drags me into the cupboard and shuts the door and starts kind of grabbing at my school blazer and generally mucking around and physically playing.
It goes over my head and I think she is being an ass and kind of break free and leave.
She had amazing tits too. I think I was like literally retarded.
1. Don't ask Melissa back out again, will ruin you 2. Don't date Jacqueline, just fuck her, or if you date her, don't feel anything 3. Elishia was good to you. You fucked that up 4. Don't do IT for a living, you're going to hate yourself and your life. 5. Even though dad told you not to stay in the family business as a butcher, stay in it. It's hard work and money will be tough , but you'll respect yourself more when you're 40 and not wishing you were dead. 6. For fuck's sake, *always* wear a fucking condom you nitwit. You dont' need 18 years of payments for a child you don't want, which you'll be paying for in 20 years if you don't listen to me now.
Don't bother playing wow Sierra will get fatter and sell your shit for heroin don't even text that slut back Never get in a relationship with someone that wants to fuck in the first month, it gets stale. Spend time with dad, he doesn't have very long.
Back to the Future lied to you. Hover boards will not be availabe by 2015. Also Convince parenta to invest in redbox as a gift to you. Yourwelcome younger self. Ill thank me once those checks start rolling in.
If you're talking in online chats and girls say they're 13, they're probably decoys from Perverted Justice. Fuck them.
If you ever go to a girl's house, take a fucking gun, just in case Chris Hansen fucking pops his ugly fucking face out and says, "Why don't you have a seat right over there."
Distract him, pull your gun, and end that miserable fuck's life. You need to because otherwise you'll get arrested anyway for just showing up and your life could get ruined. So make it worthwhile going to jail and shoot that fucking fuck right in his fucking face
get a job in highschool. dont lie to yourself about college, you know you arent cut for it and just go to trade school. do NOT live with your girlfriend. every girl you like is crazy or will become crazy due to sudden death in her family,
>>607480265 Started out with weed and the occasional pill, I think she started doing heroin to lose weight, tried it myself fucked for hours then woke up the next day in more pain then I've ever felt. After she ripped through my savings I fucked her friend and posted any proof of her being a heroin addict I could on fb and told her family, last I heard she's in prison.
No, those shirts aren't fitting the same as a year ago. No, it's not normal to go up a jean size a year. No, your relationship will not work if you leave her to 'cool down' behind the TV for a few hours every day. Do some shit. You will sell your CD collection for a stupid price. Don't even bother, you never even listen to CDs anyway. Your hair is going to go very thin around 22. Might want to get a ballin' cut beforehand. If you go to college, actually join a student society. You might not consider it cool, but holy balls you'll need it to network.
Lastly, do not buy Western Digital external HDDs. You'll lose all the music, porn and random stuff you have. Twice.
I've started taking my gun when meeting new chicks (legal) off craigslist. I'm too paranoid of getting jumped or whatever, so it's always in my pants, just in case. Then once I know the girl is legit I don't bring it for repeat visits.
don't bullshit around trying to find yourself and "the" answers after high school. join the army and take the most pog job possible, one with plenty of chicks like human resources. fuck the infantry no matter how much recruiters push it and no matter how high speed you are. fuck your parents because they are holding you back, they aren't worth your time or concern. fuck bitches, get money, do your time, and when you ets get out join a trade school and a wilderness school to learn self sufficiency. get the fuck out of civilization bc the economy is going down, get innawoods and make bank as a park ranger. youll be a happy man
Start trying, please start trying. Take shit seriously, stop spending your weekends playing wow and vandalizing shit with your friends. Start taking school and life seriously, prepare so you can have a good future.
Don't bother with Caitlin, she's a crazy bitch who gets married twice and a DUI by the time she's 21. She's not worth it.
Join the football team or something, you're fucking ripped as shit. This will leave you too.
Don't date these girls: Caitlin, Katie, Katelyn, Jacy, Angela, and Megan.
April 11th, 2007. Offer to go to the store instead of your mother, if you don't, she'll get into a car accident that will leave her with crippling chronic pain for the rest of your life, cause the financial ruin of your family, and kill any opportunities you'll have in life.
Your grandfather will die a few months after that from heart failure, spend more time with him, he's the only father figure you've ever had.
Don't fuck Michelle, wait a year or two and ask Alyssa out instead, you'll be better for it and you two are so compatible it hurts.
1) Actually give a shit about grades in high school. Football scholarships a lot better than wasted money on weed 2) Tell Brett don't go on that trip, you'll be a wreck after his funeral of you don't 3) Fuck the skinny slut behind you in health 4) Fuck Nikki instead of getting your boys from the bar, you'll lose your chance 5) Don't go do power hour the night of your 21st, you'll skip 3 finals and get kicked out of college 6) Keep working out and eat better, beer guts are only hot in trailer parks 7) Caitlin might be hot and a fun fuck, but she's bat shit crazy 8) Stop caring about others so much, most do nothing for you 9) Snorting coke and paying $200 for a blowjob from a stripper when u can't get it up isn't balling, it's a waste 10) Seriously, if your gonna spend that money atleast be able to get it up and fuck her 11) Keep drawing, who cares if artist don't always make a lot of money 12) Again, Caitlin's crazy. Don't let the pussy mesmorize you 13) Take your feels and wipe your ass with them 14) Your mothers a raging alcoholic cunt, get used to it bud
1. Stop smoking cigarettes you fucking idiot. 2. Don't join the Marines, you are too smart and you will hate being yelled at by people with half your IQ. Also wasting potential. 3. Several of your friends are going to be dead before you are 25, prepare yourself. 4. Don't go to graduate school right after graduation, you won't have motivation and will regret not going with the job opportunity. You can always go back.
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