where is the legend OP Matt??
Its time for round 3 faggotts!!
It's time to confess something that actually happened and kind of traumatized.
When I was 16 my mom thought I was gay after a big fight. It should be noted that a year earlier than that she found incest porn on my computer. Mostly mother and son stuff. That was a totally different lecture.
The night we got in a fight though, when I was 16, she blurted out that I was gay (I'm not) and told her I wasn't. I got so angry she thought that. I couldn't even look at her.
Later that night before bed she gave me this cold, stern, look before she went upstairs to bed. It was a look she never gave me before. I used to have bad insomnia so I didn't go to bed until much later. I walk up into my bedroom, and there in my bed was my mom sleeping on top of my covers with no panties on. I still remembered the sinking feeling and disgust. I couldn't believe she would do that. Anyway, I ran back downstairs and slept on the couch. Well actually I couldn't sleep because my brain was fucked up.
Basically my mom went into my dead half naked and expected me to fuck her. It was the most traumatic thing that ever happened to me and I blocked it out for a while until recently. That was many years ago, and it still blows my mind that she expected me to do that.
My mom's not bad looking, but trust me anons. There's actually nothing sexually appealing about incest when it's actually right in front of you in real life.
my cock is at a full salute. jesus christ, please more anons. bumping with tits.
so i got a response, should i go further? pretty sure i can get her to send something back
Matt would have more chances with his mom if he didn't have a micropenis
anon who actually fucks girls here, tell her she makes you so hard.
you'd be amazed that women actually love dicks, or at least the idea that they can get a man hard. i can't tell you how many times i've sexted girls over the years where they just got so happy when i sent them pics of my dick and told them it was hard because of the nudes they sent me.
told your step mom she gets you harder than anyone else when you think of her. i guarantee you that will get inside her head forever. even if she doesnt fuck you, you can assure she'll fantasize about you at least once at some point.
dubs has delivered! hell yess. great idea.
This nigga knows
Straight ladies are obsessed with erections. Nothing turns them on more than knowing that they can make a handsome man get an erection. It validates their beauty and sexuality and gives them a sense of power. Trust me dude. Tell her that erection is all because of her. Tell her every time you think of her you get erect.
way to not listen to these actual good pieces of advice: >>607520282 >>607519147
now you fucked it up. idiot. you got cerebral when you to be visceral with her.
god you aspie faggots know nothing about women. jesus i'm going out and getting laid by an 8/10 slut. later retards.
Mkay summerfag. The way I see it, if you wanted pics of tits, just refresh a page on B. That's all that's on there right now.
If you want to see if I get trips, and dad gets nips, You'll keep an eye out.
A. Not the same person
B. How would either of us be summerfags if YOU'RE the one flaunting your faggotry and disregarding the rules.
C. I just wanted to make 3 points. Become an hero bitch.
i'll post the ones i put up in the chat, you faggots grow some actual balls
What part of Cali you from?
>inB4 right near da beach, boooyyy
1.Didn't realise, Didn't care, both summerfags.
2. Rules were made to be broken. you'd all probably be disappointed with my boob pics anyway, they're pretty small.
3. Yay 3 points !
Pretty cool. Everything is expensive as hell, and they seem to want to tax you on everything. Weather can get way too hot, so sitting around in just panties all day is kinda the norm while I wait for my god damn work permit to show up (So pissed I can't work yet).
Wifey doesn't seem to mind though. Regular sex, regular vidya, regular netflix and cuddles.
So yeah, all good.
Must confess, the hiking sounds like a pretty good idea. Might organize one tomorrow.
Wouldn't know a spring-breaker if on stared me in the face though, anon. From England, and we don't do spring breaks, we just do gap years.
You should keep this up, hell fuck her man. Might be some fun
I agrre, keep up the fb and post results. Been without for too long and this has me 8nsta bonoring
There ya go, go to Holy Jim trail or black star canyon depending on where you're at.
Ah, I'm a local and the springbreakers are fucking everywhere. 8 different sets of sirens outside my work today cause they dont know how to fucking swim or drive and they wonder why we hate them