me and my gf have arranged to have a threesome this evening with one of her guy friends. it's been planned for weeks, but now it's come down to it, i'm not sure i want to go ahead with it. anyone had a threesome that can give some advice?
Yea just go full gay faggot. Why would you want another naked man around while you're fucking your bitch? Say goodbye to your relationship. Enjoy cock the rest of your life
The morning after is going to be the shittiest day of your life (even worse then watching your gf suck another mans dick and completely ignore you while you stand there and tug on your flaccid dick)
No idea why you cuckots have other dudes fuck your women.
>why so insecure anon?
Insecure? Brah your bitch is about to get railed by "one of her guy friends" and that's just normal? They fucked before brah. Why the fuck did you even agree to it. I bet your a beta cuckot and just agreed so you didn't seem jealous. Fuck that. Get the fuck over this bitch if she's trying to get a free pass to pen island.
you make it sound like she said it straight away. if she's that eager then she's gonna screw you over by never screwing you again
to redeem yourself in this situation you're gonna have to take control of it and be there as the alpha male, push the faggot off of your gf or something if he's having too much of a good time. then you can have his sloppy seconds cos you're such a tramp.
If you're having doubts then dont go through with it. It certainly wont make you feel better when you see your girlfriend getting poounded by someone else and you notice the enjoyment in her eyes haha
Bro, this is going to go down one of 2 ways if she's the one who brought it up
>you have the threesome, she gets pounded and loves it, and keeps fucking him openly or on the down low
>you tell her no threesome and she decides you're oppressing her and fucks him anyway, and maybe other guys for good measure
Bitches that want to "experiment" mean they want a green card to fuck whoever they please.
You have two options, really. Tell her you want an open relationship and devalue her to a fuckbuddy while banging other chicks, or break the hell up
Don't let some whore break your heart, anon
I guess it depends on whether you get a hard on thinking about someone else fucking her, or not. It's a legitimate choice, nothing to be ashamed about.
If it's not something you think you'll enjoy, then cancel the whole thing.
On the other hand, if you do, feel free to film it and post here for us other perverts to jerk off to ;)
Call her now and say it's off. Do not go through with this. Just tell her you changed you mind and that this isn't something you will want as a memory for the rest of your life with her or some bs.
OMG DUDE DONT DO THAT!
thats almost full blown gay man!
first threesome is with 2 chix.
if you go further, it has to be with one of your best friends.
you doing your first one with some dude she knows? holy fuck man. fail brah fail
Fucking christ, even reading this silently it screams how beta you are
You let her get fucked by another guy and will sit and wait while she never fulfills the ffm
You are letting her cuck you
Have fun enjoying the taste of another guys cock
>some with her and another girl, should set things straight, if she says
lol, watch this happen op:
ugh, that was great. hey, i don't feel like doing FFM anymore, and besides, my friend never agreed to it.
>her guy friend
She digs his dick and wants it. If she wants him inside her and not just for the extra dick to blow then dump her ass, she wants to fuck other men and that attitude is irreversible.
Just start fucking her friend in the ass forcefully, if he complains or pulls back just be like: cmon bro, its a threesome.
Blow it off, if it is too much for you or
don't do it that one sided, currently only your gf is getting more out of it.
Tell her about your insecurities and get an FFM threesome for later.
Here's what you do fag, say it's not off but you brought a female instead one of you friends, see reaction, there will be double standards, laugh your ass off and break up with her.
Her guy friend, her choice. Face it she wants to fuck him and this is her excuse. Dip and run find yourself a gem not a pitiful whore who want''s to fuck around.
You'd be sitting in the corner watching her "guy friend" pound your gf
Fucking back out of it. As soon as you can before he's there. You're not comfortable with it now, and it's not happening - because there's no way this ends well. Be a man and take control of this situation while you still have the ability to.
>having FMM, but not feeling into it
>asking for an "advice" on /b/
okay, seriously now, real advice though.
you need to talk to your GF about this. if you have insecurities, you need to speak. you can't swing with any amount of insecurity or mistrust. If you feel like backing out, then just back out of it. call it off. no need to feel ashamed.
That being said, you're also not very bright for bringing in a friend or co-worker into swinging. You don't fuck her friends, and you don't let her fuck her friends. You do this, you will ruin relationships. Find a stranger, or make a friend specifically for fucking. Do not do it with people you or your gf already know.
I bet it's already been planned for OP to take dick in his ass.
I hope m00t bans you all.
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I did this, killed me inside.
Watching my gf having an orgasm from another man just fucking crushed me. She no longer felt my girlfriend.
And you will doubt her forever after it, you just think she wants another dick, and that you're not enough for her.
Don't do it, its an emotional suicide.
>have bf for a while, he's great but things are getting a little stale
>especially in the bedroom
>i mention this to him, he asks how we should spice it up
there IS that really cute guy from class who always flirts with me...
>mention 3way to BF, he wants another girl
>top kek, tell him maybe later to get him to shut up about it
>am now planning threesome with cute guy from class, but I'm not sure I can wait that long to feel him inside me...
tfw Op's gf
don't do it OP. it's good you've at least not done this impulsively and have been planning it but it's really a bad idea to do it with a guyfriend of hers. I had my first MFM with my gf of 3 years over the summer and it will be heard for you probably to not have a little bit of jealous feelings after- allthough they may make you horny.
Either way the point is- mine couldn't be so bad because I knew the guy we used (a stranger before that) didn't have her number and couldn't steal her if he wanted to.
this guy you are talking about probably wants to steal ur girl- and may do so. he certainly is in a position where he can already
Imagine a world where op steps up:
> guy comes over
> op does jello shot of pure testosterone
> op just tears up that guy's ass (go in dry)
> the guy she "may have been attracted to" is crying on the ground, nude
> gf so taken how you just dominated someone she wanted to be dominated by
> she can't stop being wet around you
> the other male needed surgery to stop the bleeding
> OP slaps his gf, she refuses to make eye contact for fear of uncontrolled orgasm
> 10 years later tell your kid how you almost lost the war on biology until 4Chan saved you
And when she gets all pissy about why you don't talk to her as much tell the bitch she got demoted
One of these options will be the outcome. If you want to see her get fucked by another dude before you break up with her, then so be it. But the ultimate outcome for you is to call quits on the relationship.
This whole scenario is just a round about way of her asking permission to sleep with other guys instead of doing it behind your back. Which she probably is already doing anyway.
>are you going to DP her ass and vag or just watch her fuck the other guy
answer this op
>Sounds like he knows
The only way to save this is being major alpha. Pretty much take him over and make him suck you off and rim you. If you don't have complete control, you just lost your girlfriend.
Hahaha fucking newfags not understanding his post
>tits or gtfo
My best friend stopped talking to me for a year after we double teamed his girl, he gotanic depressive and anxiety attacks becauae she have really hard on me and she got anciety attacks and suicidal thoughts because she felt like she betrayed him...eventually broke up, were bros again. It will fuck your shit up. If its one of her guy friends assume she wanted to fuck him and vice versa and it will happen when youre not around
Most guys that don't really know what they are getting into would freak out. I'd say in USA you have a (over 50%) chance of completely making him overwhelmingly uncomfortable. If you make a male uncomfortable during/thinking about sex - it appears so beta on the one who feels uncomfortable.
>If its one of her guy friends assume she wanted to fuck him and vice versa and it will happen when youre not around
doing it with someone you know is retarded
doing it with one of her "guy friends" just means you will break up fairly soon after
Why the fuck didnt you get another girl.. ? You will lose her if you dont take control.. Seriously get the guy to suck your dick in front of her.. Go full alpha saiyan or kiss your slut girlfriend goodbye..
I know a lot of couples who have regrets. I know maybe 2 or 3 that it didn't blow up in their faces (they were 100% living the life style fairly equally).
And I go to a state college haha
I was in a MFM threesome once but I was not stupid enough to do this with my girlfriend.
Enjoy being a cuck
Don't listen to all those faggots playing it down. I have had 3 ways with my GF's and mates a few times over the years. It's good fun. Relax and enjoy. You came to the wrong place for ratioanal advice.
Boom. Havent experienced this myself because I'm not a cuckold faggot and I'll never get my head round why you would want to watch your other half getting fucked by other dude.
Your situation OP just sounds like down right emotional suicide. Your already having doubt, just think how you'll feel when your watching her cumming all over his dick.
Your An idiot if you go through with it. Also here's another free piece of advice. Fuck that bitch and bail on her she wants to fuck one of her "guy friends" that's alarm bells right there.
Me and my buddy double team my GF about once a month. Here's the trick to MMF: she's being a whore, so treat her like one. You and the other dude need to compete to see who can fuc k harder. Get me?
Only genuine advice so far.
Swinging is supposed to be a joint thing for you both and if you're worried that she may have other motivations then you need to speak to her. If she doesn't wanna talk then you have your answer.
yeah, i won't let him cum in her.
we got caught having sex once, and the other guy stayed and watched me fuck her. i just always thought it might be fun to have another person involved.
Best advice in the thread.
I was going to add, if she really wants to do a MMF, tell her you want it to be one of your best friends (a guy that won't try to steal her).
Or you could tell her that you're good adding her friend so long as you get to fuck her friend in the ass (just to see her reaction).
Some guy besties have been friendzoned, but they're always looking to improve their situation ...unless they're gay.
I hope this is B8 why the fuck woukd you do this let alone not a FFM? Dude youbare either a faggot or a CUCK, also shes been cheating on you good luck with that mess you pathetic dick licker
This guy fucking gets it. Threesomes can work, but in that moment you treat you girlfriend like a fucktoy. Cause that's what she is, and that's what she wants to be. And you fuck longer, and harder than the other guy. You become the alpha male in the room. And if not then you better start doing everything you can to become the alpha male. Workout, eat better, meditation so you last long.
You fucking moron shes been getting fucked by that guybfor a while now and you didnt know kek, his dick is bigger then yours and shebcraves that not you shes just leeching off you m8
go in first to establish your dominance. eiffel tower her. make sure he uses protection, you dont rly got to.
I've had a few threesomes before with the samepeople, girl and 2 guys but the bitch was just a rebound from my x that broke my heart. also it didnt help that the guy was hung as fuck... I'm pretty solid myself 7 long, 5 girth or so but his was like 8 by 7 or some shit dude. I advise only doing it if you have little to no connection with the girl or if you're not the jealous type, but since you're having second thoughts and being a little bitch, I advise against it.
I've done it OP
the trick is Treat her like a total fuck slut
don't see her as your gf, see her as a slut getting a good hard double dick
fuck her every way possible, think of every porn you've watched and every position you wanted to try and do it.
But remember this, after you are done it was just sex and make her keep her promise of a FFM threesome. You are still young (I assume) experience life to it's fullest
This guy does get it
it doesn't sound like you agreed, it sounds like you are obeying here. that fag was right, you sound beta AF. Its easy for a MMF threesome but the FFM is hard AF. Get the FFM first just cuz its so much more difficult. btw ur a bitch.
are you fucking stupid ?
DO IT WITH A STRANGER, a stranger that she can't contact, and blindfold her, then it is ok but what the hell a friend of her ??? YOU STUPID FUCK !
It was her idea? She gonna cuck you bro. You are going to bust a pathetic nut about 5min. in and then sit in the corner watching this guy bone your gf all night.
Someone copypasta that reddit post about that dude who wifeswapped and then got insanely jealous afterward and went crazy.
That picture made my nights.
I luled very hard.
And this guys gonna lose his girlfriend, there no winning situation here.
1) You do it, she starts fucking around with other guy. or other new guys
2) You go gay or some shit
3) You can never look at her the same again, knowing you shared her with another man
4) idfk man. Its just a bad idea. sounds fun, ends bad.
forgot to mention that later the chick went off with him tho I didn't rly care cuz I was OMW to fucking FL out of that shit hole.
also, she may as well like his dick more so GL with that FFM, lol
Yeah but thats differet, teyte living the lifestyle. They are emotionally equipped with the ability to deal with it so it doesnt blow up. Most people like my friend and his girl at the time saw it in pornos and thought it was hot thn time cane and neither where emotionally stable enough to handle the situation and trust issues.
In OP i see that and i know it will blow up.
The moment she suggested a mmf threesome and you went along with it the relationship was over. So go for it, have a good time, high five the other bro when you two are plugging both ends. Try to get that ffm threesome out of it (lol). But just know that the relationship is over. So just enjoy the ride with no feelings involved.
If you "love" her, and want to keep her. Don't do it mang.
I could see doing it to some whore your not dating or dont care about.
But not the girl you love, your gonna ruin everything if you actualy care for this girl.
But at the same time, if this was her idea you might wanna not be so trusting and be ready for the fact she might already be fucking him =\
Sorry I'm late guise-
I have a simple fix for you OP- I have been in your situation before and you have nothing to gain going forward with this arrangement givin that the second cock is a friend of hers-
Just play along until the second cock is about to penetrate- at that exact moment I want you to get behind him- put the arm of your choice tightly around his neck and penetrate his unsuspecting dry butthole as deep as hard and as suddenly as possible- his scream of terror will be the indication that you are doin it rite-
As the situation collapses into utter disarray just exclaim "I thought this is what you wanted!"
After the smoke clears go get yourself a nice chicken parm sub or a cheesesteak, you earned it-
This...get the FFM before you get out...and WEAR FUCKING RUBBERS you dont want a paternity battle...she will most likely say its yours no matter what because youre already in the relationship and responsible
True but i mean OP having to fight the bitch on it.
And then getting the guy to show up and then dealing with a bigger problem.
Even if its negative and its not OP's, that doesn't mean the guys gonna swoop in and take the helm. That also doesn't mean she's gonna let him, that also doesn't mean she's gonna let OP leave. this all adds up to a bigger problem i went to high school full of niggers and spics(my self included) and the shit these people are capable of boggles my mind.
Not that OP is either but all it takes is one desperate and irrational bitch.
Actually, do something similar to this. When he's about to penetrate, say you don't want to go through with it. If your GF wants to stop, and and he doesn't stop, kill him. If your GF doesn't want to stop, and he does, kill her. if neither want to stop, kill them both.
Well look, just call it if you're not into it. Not like she wont do it. She'll just do it without you.
Really, this is a relationship. Relationships wnd because people can't do what they want in their partner's interest (whether it's right or wrong).
If you want to be part of the adventure, man up and help find a third you are ok with or be prepared for things to get shitty/behind your back.