>girl always jokes about being a couple/married
>constantly get drunk/high together
>we almost kiss after joking about a date
>talk to her about it
>tells me she was gonna reject me either way
>still gets high with me
>still drinks with me
>still calls me husband more than she ever did before
>ever since she "rejected" me, ive felt a lot more relaxed and I can really be myself around her
>always teasing her, shes always telling me to shut up
>"thats my husband!" "why did i marry you?" comments etc.
>hitting me playfully
>I touched her inner thigh while talking to her and she didn't move away
>started giving me better actual hugs now
So what the fuck is going on. She "rejected" me but is still doin this shit. If anything i made more progress now.
She doesn't like commitment, but like the idea of having some substancial claim on you.
So bscly fuck her, but don't expect to see her if shit gets tough, don't expect kids (reall why would you?) and expect her to run off any other girl you try to fuck
I think you're getting fiddled, stop touching her and see what she does.
yeah she's in denial.
unable to even be honest with herself about how she feels.
DO not get emotionally involved if you care about her, it will be messy.
shes insecure eitherway, its possible that she's just playing headgames.
Fuck people who play headgames, aint noone got time for that.
u help me I help u.
You're a beta orbiter, a friendzone resident, a source of ego rubbing for her. She thinks of you as almost female. Not sure how many ways I can put this. When she starts fucking chad and you're sending her your 3rd suicide threat/angry text think back to this thread.
The Girl's clearly not worth your time bro. If you were really desperate then keep touching her to see how far it goes and fuck her or something.
She's not relationship material though, A girl like that will lie all the time about stuff. Always nitpick problems, cherry pick situations to use against you and all that.
Stay friends by all means but there's plenty more fish in the sea.
>you will never cum inside of bluewut
>Tfw you will never breed her and get to suck her milky tits
>she will never sit on your face.
This is called the friendzone, buddy. Once you're in, there's no way out.
Keep her as a platonic friend if you want or else forget about her completely.
But give up on anything happening romantically/sexually.
By giving a shit whether or not you have sex/get into a relationship/whatever with her, you are giving her the power in the relationship. Basically it's unmanly and also suggests you might become clingy if she were to invest in you sexually/romantically.
Go fuck ten other women. That will lower your give-a-shit levels a whole lot, and this chick will not bother you anymore. As a result you will have a more powerful, manly, attractive vibe and will not come off as clingy - this *MIGHT* lead to her wanting you sexually/romantically but the friendzone can be hard to break out of so don't count on it.
>you will never fuck her through her tights
>nothing he has typed shows that he is friendzoned
unless she is talking about other men/complaining about her life and shit like that he is not friendzoned. hes just not in the fuckzone either.
then again, half the people are saying she likes him.
>you will never cum inside of bluewut while spitting in her face and calling her a disgusting pig.
>You will never cuddle up in bed, your head on her massive bosom just falling asleep together.
>girl always jokes about being a couple/married
Stopped reading here.
It will literally never happen. Any gril that does this just does because they have no better options. You won't make a move because you post on 4chan and she will have better options in a month or two. You'll love her for years and she'll be laughing at you or completely forget about you within 6 months.
bluewut/beta advice thread?
That moment of serenity u felt after "rejection" that's where u need to get back to. I guarantee the moment she senses you actually truly don't give a fuck, you will be fucking her, and then you won't actually truly give a fuck, once u fuck her that is
We used to watch porn together and she slept in bed with me once.
About two weeks later she asked me why I didn't have a boner that night because my dick was "buried in her huge ass all night long."
she also randomly brings up how me and her are not together to other people
Def fuck her if you can bud, but as me and the other anons have been saying. A relationship is not a good idea.
It sounds like OP has known this girl for quite a while, and like they have grown pretty close ("constantly get drunk/high together"), yet nothing has happened physically.
Also I'm assuming there's no external reason why she wouldn't have already gotten physical with OP (i.e. having a boyfriend).
If both of those are true then I conclude OP is friendzoned.
OR I guess it's possible that OP is not friendzoned and the girl is just really insecure or has fear of intimacy/sexuality. No way to tell which without knowing more about this girl's personality and behavior.
She wants cock and she's not getting cock. You can be the cock if you make a move but it sounds like she's probably already bored of waiting. She's gonna meet a guy at school / work / etc. and get cock and not care about you any more outside of the beta friend way. There's nothing special about you to her.
never saw that one before
I've never seen yours
Also general /r/ing. does anyone have any vids links or webms of bluewut?
There's no such thing as the friendzone
Fucking sucks man
I bet it smells like strawberries
To me the fact that she jokingly calls you hubby is not a good thing. It's kind of throwing you a bone, kinda like shes cuckolding you saying, "I'm not gonna have sex with you but you can have this title instead so you can feel like you're special to me"
Either 1) go for an all-or-nothing advance; she might be wanting a show of confidence or dominance.
2) stop displaying interest and back off from the relationship. Don't allow her to call you hubby anymore. Talk about other girls you're interested in in front of her.
Option 2 is basically reverse psychology. Her reaction will (usually) be to think, "Wait a minute, why doesn't OP wanna fuck me anymore?" and then she will start making advances on you in order to feel attractive again.
You two spent the night together and you didn't smash that?
You need to head over to reddit with this problem. Maybe next time you both can stay up all night talking about atheism and how you'll do everything for her
date her and fatten her up
You're welcome fellow anon
Double dubs! Bluewut confirmed best chub
I get you anon , she just want a fuck buddy that's all. She rejected the relationship, she's still around only for the D. You're welcome
Step away. If she does get with you it will only be until someone better comes along. Your only just good enough for her.
>protip: don't chase a bitch who doesn't care of she gets caught.
My last one, It's been an honour posting with you gentlemen
You have a chance. Her "rejecting" you was her not wanting you to think of her as easy, girls like to play hard-to-get. It sounds like you're around her constantly and you get to be yourself and she still stays -- make another move, if she "rejects" you again, ask why.