I work for an IT store, we're basically resellers of computer hardware, mostly gaming-tier stuff. Each month we get a huge batch of things, and sometimes we get more than we should have, things that are not accounted for, etc. Simply put, we get free stuff every month and we can just do whatever we want with it. Normally we simply sell those and get a boost on profit.
Today I brought home 2 pic related, Gigabyte 970s (non-G1) that can run pretty much any game thats out there. Thing is I already have a pair of 980s in SLI, meaning that I cannot use these in any way.
Trips decide what do
Cum on them. Put them back in the box. Take them to best buy and tell them it looks like a saline sack burst and you need to talk to the geek squad. When the guy from geek squad comes over, tell him they look like they are covered in cum and you want them turbo chaged.
Find you interest, and go for it. Plenty of jobs are filled by ambitious people with little to no experience. They want an employee that knows enough and can learn a lot more.
Stick them in your ass. Record a video of yourself with them in your ass explaining how you now have a 10K 3d benchmark, and your faggotry is below 100ms. Now that lag is reduced you can blow high definition guys at 100cps.
>Thing is I already have a pair of 980s in SLI, meaning that I cannot use these in any way.
Set it as a physx card you dumb.
Clens them in fire. Keep them from the poor fags