>girl always jokes about being a couple/married
>constantly get drunk/high together
>we almost kiss after joking about a date
>talk to her about it
>tells me she was gonna reject me either way
>still gets high with me
>still drinks with me
>still calls me husband more than she ever did before
>ever since she "rejected" me, ive felt a lot more relaxed and I can really be myself around her
>always teasing her, shes always telling me to shut up
>"thats my husband!" "why did i marry you?" comments etc.
>hitting me playfully
>I touched her inner thigh while talking to her and she didn't move away
>started giving me better actual hugs now
So what the fuck is going on. She "rejected" me but is still doin this shit. If anything i made more progress now.
She wants to use you as an emotional tampon without having to give you sexual satisfaction. Like all women who have male friends that they don't fuck.
You are, by /b/ standards, a cuck. A reuseable emotional dishrag and a source of free alcohol, weed, and a shoulder to cry on at a convenient cost of $0 and 0 sex.
A woman's only currency is her sex appeal. If her sex is cheap, she is cheap. She is holding her sex from you because it, rightfully so, has made her seem more valuable in your mind as a desireable target, when in reality, she's just using you.
If a woman has any intent to get with you, you'd have known by now.
Either attempt to alpha up and just take control and be ready to fuck if she doesn't reject. Or drop the bitch and find a new one, explaining to her, "I wanted to take things further but you rejected me." Leave it at that, find a new girl, and I guarantee she comes running back to you with her pussy wide open. You are too beneficial for her to lose, but she doesn't want to give away her only collar.
Jesus christ there are so many autistic retards in the world these days. I bet you somehow have a car, and a place. Astonishing.
If you are talking to a girl for more than a week and you have not hit it, then move on you pathetic fuck. Women do not fuck around, if she wanted to fuck you, it would have happened already.
Here, I'll give you actual adive, unlike the rest of these fucking aspies.
Just ask her out if you want. Be done with a solid yes or no. It really is that simple. Women aren't that mysterious/wacky/weird/vile, etc.
Just get it done.
holy shit posts like this make me laugh so much
here is the difference between you and non losers
non losers just GO FOR IT, LOSER
>bluh bluh bluh why cant i fuck this girl
because you arent TRYING to FUCK HER
She obviously doesn't understand what she's doing to you.
Which makes her an idiot.
Either make it clear to her (and possibly ruin your little game/friendship, I guess) or just keep it up until shit happens.