Alright /v/tards. This beta prick is trying to make moves on my girl. No matter how many times I tell him to fućk off he stays like an autistic parasite.
Do what you need to do.
>do what you need to do.
You pretty much answered your own question.
Do what you need to do.
I think this is more serious than you realize.
A girl wants you to fuck up other guys that go after her, even if theyre beta fuckasses, they still have a chance ending up in her pants.
Im dead fucking serious. I have no idea why, but girls love obsessed beta faggots, ESPECIALLY if they have a relationship already.
Experience talking here.
Fuck this guy up.
You are the beta for not getting off your arse and beating on that fag, go grow some balls! Bet you watched "we are legion" once and thought ooo....my own personal army?! Get to fuck we are not for hire unless you provide KD
lol THIS guy is stealing your girl? hahahaah op
>submerge you in vinegar for a quarter of a century
>feed you nothing but homeless black man's toenails and burnt smeg patties
>puke straight down your throat
>smear turd all over your face and blowdry it for an impromptu facemask
>put a fishbowl over your head and vent pube smoke into it
>hire a fat sweaty african to pick his bellybutton and dispose of the entrails on your inner nostrils
>hire an ensemble of them to pick their ass and wipe it under your nose
>get them to pick their teeth and put that in your nostrils too
>politely ask them to blow snot down your earholes
>floss your teeth with remaining pubes
>fill your lower intestines with concrete so you have to barf your shit back up
>wait until the time comes
>drain the tank
>pull you out of the tank
>peel your skin off with pianowire
>eat you with a spoon from the feet up
>post on here about it
>dubs decides how I eat your eyeballs
>trips decide how I eat your genitals
>quads decide how I eat your mother
>quints decide how I eat your house
The purpose of the vinegar isn't only to pickle your flesh, but also serves to make your bones super soft and soggy. You won't be able to run, and I could loop your arms around into a knot, I could mould your head like playdough. I could contort your jaw to beavis proportions, and there's nothing you can do about it. I could feed you hot dog shit on a daily basis with no reprise. I will be seeing you soon.
Have fun in my pokey, faggot.
Link for the visually and cognitively impaired: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WlGhYrjshF
>mad about OP asking for PA,,
>wants people to be his PA and find faggots facebook