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>>608177661 for the first 2 years i had all sorts of crazy ideas in my head. i was pretty convinced i was a god of some sort, and that i was the only sentient being in the world and that everything was a figment of my own imagination like in a dream.
now i don't believe in anything and it doesn't affect my daily life except i have no emotions about anything anymore
>>608176234 Severed spinal cord in a car wreck. Rolled three times, crushing my T-11 vertebrae severing the spinal cord, along with a fractured C-6 (that didn't cause nerve damage), bruised lung, and brain bleed. Paralyzed (with no sensation) from the belly button down, constant back pain, wheelchair, shoulder issues from using the wheelchair, etc.
It was a hell of a wreck. >pic related: the truck I was in. I was in the passenger seat.
Yeah it took me a few years to recover. I still have nerve damage everywhere, it's annoying as fuck.
>Pins and needles all over, especially in arms/legs That fucking "lightning" tingle feeling sucks. Trying to sleep? nah here let's make it more intense. Cold weather, I got you some pain especially in your feet.
What happened to you, shit fucking sucks. I don't really know what to say other than sorry that happened to you. Stay strong /b/ro!
>>608178669 No fuck tardo. can't smoke weed, cuz I have a real job. And as for scrips. Can't do anything that affects my awareness ... for my job... and.. clusters are sparatic. get meds... headaches gone.. meds go bad.. oh hey.. headaches back. Its hit or miss. I won't get them for months .. then pow. 2 Weeks of, evey day, at the same time, migraines so bad you can't think or reason straight.
Fractured disc in my lower back after being bent over the wrong way during a hockey game. Ended my career and now I have nearly constant lower back pain. Tried surgery but the disc is degenerative so it only gets worse over time.
I got both my legs and arms blown off on 9/11, i also only have 1 eye and a big chunk of my skull missing, other then that my dick head was bit off and my testes exploded cause they were put in a vice, last thing is a 15lbs cactus in my asshole
>>608180358 If and when they come back. as I'm sure you uncle told you... you never know when they will start happening. I know a few "old wives tales" that "sort" of help. but.. yeah. They suck.. and I've ...... learned...... to deal.
>>608179904 you can't call someone a fuck tardo and pretend like you have a serious job then spell sporadic sparatic. You are probably a fry cook who likes the attention you get being special....fuck tardo
Shit.. far as I'm concerned I've won. Self induced and "my emotions don't work" pain is crap. you rolled your car... your fault, deal with it. You dont feel no emotion... wah. (I might let this slide if you have done some bad shit because of this.)
When I was in middle school I fell off a horse. That night I felt the beginning of a terrible pain in my nuts. It was an incredible pain and one of my nuts began to swell up. Doc only suggested an ice pack. Anyway, over the next couple days one of my nuts grew to the size of a huge orange or grapefruit and stayed that way for a month. Major pain.
>>608176234 Led a blessed life, no real injuries. But when I was in High school, I had really bad ingrown toenails on my big toes. It was to the point that when I took my shoes off after football practice, the socks would be soaked in blood 2-3 inches down. Dealt with the pain for a few years before getting surgery and they never came back. Not that bad though.
>>608181941 The fuck I can't. I drive 500 miles a day, delivering the shit you buy. I spelt a word one letter wrong because I home for the one day off a week I get off, and have had more then a few beers. tardo, go do your homework... and not your English... as that (which is a shit subject) is you're only strong point.
Skidded on my leg over an entire diving board. That burn hurt like a mother fucker, could barely walk for six weeks.
Today I woke up with a broken thumb. Didn't really hurt, but I knew it was broken (broke my right hand give years back). No idea how I broke it, was in Philly last night with some friends drunk as fuck. No one has memory of me being in pain, taking a serious fall, ect. I was even basically carried to bed. I just don't understand what happened and why its broke
>>608183445 No.. O2 isn't the wives tale. I know of a few chead temporary fixes. like snorting Chile pepper. Yes it works... for a bit. the major nerves affected in a CH are behind the nose/eye... the -pain- of the chile powder is a this pain>that pain effect.
>O'd >Hit by a car and snapped my leg that put me in a cast for almost a year. >Kidney stones >Sciatica cause by a herniated disk. >Just a shit tone of psychological trauma and problems, depression and ocd only really stick out. >Kidney stones and sciatica are the worst things on this fucking marble that could happen to a person.
I was driving around a curve, and a drunk driver hit me head on. My buddy was with we, but was relatively unscathed. Bumps, bruises. He hit my side. I broke my left femur and left ulna. Had to get surgery for them. Femur was really bad. I am healed now though. The drunk that hit me was in a Coma for like a week, lol. He is now in prison, will be out in a couple years with a stretched asshole.
Stabbed in right lung which turned into a sucking chest wound. Had the bottom of both feet ripped off cheese grater style on gravel. Shot in the right calf. Dog bite on back of my neck, shoulder, and forearm. Almost died from pneumonia. That's pretty much it
>>608186251 Use LSD then it is not in the SAMSA 5 drug test. Trust me, I did LSD the day before I got drug tested. It is parts per million and has a half life of 30 minutes. Now, good luck finding legit acid, but if you do, there's no worry of being drug tested.
I was 12 and some idiot on Xbox Live told me to take an orange, slice it in half, put a piece of gum in between the two halves, gently lay a single pube on the piece of gum, and finally put a single drop of "ball juice" on the pube to make it stick. After you do all of this, he said, close the two halves of the orange with a rubber band and let the whole thing sit in direct sunlight for a full week. He said once the week passed, I could eat the gum and I would get really high.
I tried it and I became so sick that my mom had to take me to the hospital.
>>608183821 Both rods are titanium. I was walking (albeit with a walker) the day after surgery. It took me a full 6 months to be able to walk normally again. It was fun telling old people I was using the cane one the wrong side, because all they saw was my walking boot for my left leg and didn't know about my shattered right femur.
>be 5 years old >on swing set in whitey-tighties >standing on the swing while being a spaz >lost balance and somehow fell towards the left chain, with the swing seat inbetween my legs. you know that S shaped hooks that hold the swing seat? >S hook grabs onto my scrotum and i continue falling >end up hanging by my scrotum with one of my testes hanging out, screaming for my mom >the scar still exists, and extends beyond the physical realm..
>>608176234 >be me, 7 >in old parent's house >time is 8:30pm >i want ice cream for some fucking reason >i decide that the fastest way down was to slide down the railing >so i did >2 seconds later, fall >ohfuck.gif >grabs stair edge carpet >remembers its carpet and not wood so can't grip >falls >lands 3 floors down on chin and left leg. >lotsablood.jpg >5 year old sister bawling >can barely remember what happened next since i lost a third of my blood going to hospital >finally make it to hospital >some kid looks the same as me, with bowl half filled with blood and flesh chin >start to talk gibberish >eventually faint and pass out >i wake up 4 hours later >doctor realises im awake >sews stitches into chin anyways with no painkillers/numbers >IT FUCKING FEELS LIKE BEING EATEN ALIVE >come out later, can't walk and can't chew (broke jaw as well) >i finally get my ice cream after that, I couldn't ever eat food the same. I still cant chew normally
>>608186440 .... that incredibly convoluted for a treatment >fuck.. I had a CH yesterday >lets find some motha fukin LSD and shit. > pain is gone...... so am I like.. forever.....gif? >Like 1/1000 - 1/10 chance of drug test in next eleven hours.
>>608187549 They have to have a test specifically for testing LSD which costs thousands of dollars, and not only that they have to get you while you're on it. There is absolutely no fear of testing positive for it. It isn't even in the extended drug test.
>>608189487 Yeah.. I'm sure. Thanks man. I only seem to get them the same time evey year. I just pull over and sleep/ pass out for and hour..... or three. Same as with the lsd.. O2.. Can't reallt go to a doc and admit to a crippling pain and want a cure just a crazy.
I got a dick infection from raw-doggin a nasty girl, had to get a chunk of the right side of my penis removed before the infection spread.
think it happened because i chafed myself dry masturbating earlier that week, and it left a scab. she was pretty dry when i fucked her (almost 60, they all get pretty dry) and it broke open the scab enough.
>>608192548 Me and a couple friends had access to a lawn mower with a hitch and a trailer. Hitch was a little too small so to keep the trailer on we had to keep weight on the front side of it. I'll try my first green text, sorry if I fuck it up > there's some shit that needs moved > fuck carryin that shit > ill-fitting trailer time > load shit, sit on front rail with friend > going up this driveway > basically gravel with a little bit of asphalt to hold it all together > barefoot and swinging my feet > feet go too far back > feet grabbed by gravel > sucked under trailer and pulls me into standing position > yelling to stop > get dragged close to 15 yards > finally stop > push trailer back and look back > streak of blood, skin, and a few bone chunks at the end > walk home through hay field Nearly lost my feet from that.
I dunno its a close tie between cracking my skull open car surfing or getting shot in the gut at work... Cracked skull didn't hurt much at first but was in pain for months getting shot in the gut hurt so much but after a day it was just really sore..... Yay drugs
>Approx 9/10 years old >Hear icecream truck FUCK YEAH >Ask my mother for some money to buy GREAT WHITE popcicles >Grab the dosh and bolt out of the apartment >Taking leaps and bounds down the stairs, across the complex >Buy 2 great whites >FUCKING PUMPED >Sprint my way back home to put one in a freezer >fuck following the sidewalk I run through the grass. >Hiddenrock.jpg >Trip over a rock embedded in the dirt, fall on my face. >roll on my back, can't breathe cause I got the wind knocked outta me >Great whites are safe >Begin laughing histerically >All of a sudden my shock wears off and I'm in pain. Fractured my right wrist. Experienced mild arthritis after it healed, and I couldn't play the cello anymore, dreams crushed.
>mfw my mom let me eat both of the great whites on the way to the hospital.
>>608195109 Highly recommended. Had to soak my feet in some kind of brown liquid stuff that I can't remember the name for. Every time it hurt way worse than the accident. Begged not to do it but did it anyway, and even considered just lopping them. Glad I didn't and that my mom told me to shut the fuck up and deal with it cause feet are awesome
>>608176234 tried to buy a half ounce of weed off of this crazy sketchy guy that was withdrawing from spice. he ended up hitting me in the dome with a baseball bat. lost consciousness from bleeding out in my friends arms but we made it to the hospital. needed 6 staples. minor concussion too. if i ever see that guy i will try as hard as i can to kill him
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