I asked /b/ to write a story 4 words at a time, for 100 posts. Then, I ran it through a text-to-speech app, set it to classical (mostly) music, and put it on Vocaroo. And that's the result. Transcript comes next.
Transcript part 1/2
My parents once said, "OP is a faggot, Obama started fucking me, and I am a 'and I was moaning,' and my pussy hurt."
"Nigger nigger nigger nigger. Nigger muhfuggin bix nood"
Destined to rape all, niggers tongue my anus. "*op makes moan sound* my pusssssieeee *moan*" Jon snow dies in the last game of thrones book, and ponies appeared everywhere."
"I have a sore!"
And there I was, while vampire girls dance, "gud boy dindu nuffin, puddi puddi puddi puddi, I love pepe frog!"
Suddenly out of nowhere, then I was Bacon our lord and saviour, hard fucking the loli giving birth to jews throwing up in corners.
"Hitler did nothing wrong; I love the jews!"
And admiring the view pooping back and forth, I shit in the killing titans, with madokamagica, cut off my dick (was strangely fulfilling, sexually).
"You fuckers can't count," the otakunerd says, "Desu, let's get really offensive; satan is my lord; tech support supports you; nigger did nigger right; op is still a fag."
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
"My mouth is possessed; movies are not books.
"Op will surely deliver.
Shaika in the front, I can't stand it!
My dick in the back. "Where is, the cookie raped giant bulimic dolphins fucking gay faggot homossexual?"
"Five words you nigger child loving raping pedophile! I can still hear their screams: Rape is rap crap!"
Putin has valid points; only did it once when i was young.
I am a faggot jet fuel steel beams. WHO ATE THE LAST STEAK'UUM? Putin touched my weiner vomiting crapsac of fungflies.
"I touched your wiener."
And then obama was African Midlife Crisis; "Allahu akhubar kill infidels that's what she said i love you katie!"
Boku haram selling girls even though I'm poor, only after this turn of events; kikes in a canoe, kyaa kimuchi desu iku.
god is real anons; I love you Dian. Frazzled zipperhead bungee sex; never asked for this!
Fucking paula dean hard, I am a nigger. Nigger nigger chicken dinner, Trix are for kids
gotta go fast sanic, but did he really? And then suddenly BOOM! "Oh God it's coming, moot and W/TSnacks forever!"Said the Jew sjw "dixs are for kids, Oh god I'm cumming!"
"Moot is our overlord, the brown dam bursting, the ride never ends, fuck my ass obongo!"
My cervix being thrusted, jet fuel steel beams where's the faggot named OP obama is the nigger, i eat my semen, gonna give you up that pulls the trigger. Nigger nigger bigger nigger
He can stand but cannot walk, is the difference hard for you to not understand? He obviously tried his fucking hardest to stand as you can see hes using his hands as leverage.
>oldfag thats seen this pic a million times
>just realized shes wearing a cal poly sweater
>tfw i went to cal poly
>now just wondering if its cal poly pomona (the one i went to) or san luis obispo