>mfw I don't have a good thread dumper
>mfw couldnt be bothered
the driver was an alcohol is probably the best one i've got.
let's start with some justice boner stories
I'm stoned as fuck reading this, and I think it's shit. 0/10. Nobody has even been so stoned on weed that they crush their nuts with a hammer. this was written by someone who has never been high.
>Open up Mother I need some money
>The hag throws a few twenties my way
>Door, none to be found on my Chevy as I head to my destination.
>Get the metal bat from hardware store I did before anybody noticed me
>On three I bust the cashier right in nose
>The clerks try and chase me to my car but to no avail
>Floor it as soon as the engine turns over
>Everybody that gets in front of me is a dead man
>Walk in front of me me I dare you cunt
>The road up ahead I see an old fart with a walker in front of me, I yell
>"Dinosaur get ready to become extinct"
>I turn on my radio right before impact and I hear "check the first word of every sentence"
>highlighted dark pink block of text
>standard block of green text
>2 more smaller ones beneath it
It's laptop guy pic. Fucking hell I hate that so much I close it instantly whenever i so much as glimpse at the format.
yeah, here is some anti rage in the thread to calm you down.
done posting, here for full read
is this like some bel-air shit? fucking wildthornberries
Haven't been so hard in fucking ages.
At part 6 I came harder than to any porn before. Fuck, am I a fucking woman to jerk of to text?
this is amazing!
I too was attacked by a cat and left with severe injuries. From the bottom of my shoulder blades to the back of my knees I was completely black & purple with bruises, missing HUGE chunks of flesh(needed 3 LAYERS of stitches ultimately) and shredded like MAD where I did have skin left.
To this very day, nobody who saw my injuries believes my story of what happened. I don't really blame them though because I probably wouldn't have believed it either had I not experienced it. People think that cats are not dangerous but holy fucking shit, they can be!
I've owned cats all my life and prior to this, I'd never seen a cat go so psycho. I thought I knew what it was to see cats fight but this was a WHOLE nother level.
I also was raised on a farm so I've had my fair share of accidents involving livestock, mostly horses, but 2 cows as well. NONE of those accidents caused me half the pain & injuries that this fucking cat did.
It was my bfs cat, we're broken up now, but it took me a good 2 - 3 years to feel safe around that fucker again. On more than one occasion I didn't like the way he looked at me(before the attack he gave me the most fucked up facial expression, this was similar) and wound up locking myself in the bathroom away from the cat until my bf would get home from work. lol
I wish I still had the pics of my injuries.
In my defense, cat WAS almost 20lbs. of pure neuteredtoolatesothinkshesstillatom cat. :P
I can live with that tho.
u sure that was not a fucking leopard or something?
and a long but very satisfiyng one, although it's from an online forum RPG, the ending is more epic than anything ever.
fuck, I still get chills reading that last post
You can read the rest of buttons here
my eyes are shit, got any tards?
Yeah, that's what I've been doing
on a side note, glad to see i'm not the only one with an extensive collection.
do you have any requests yourself? perhaps some rare maymays you saw once and have yet to find again?
I really should organize these into subfolders or something.
Nah. But if you have some rare old ones, you know, where the essence of old /b/ shines through, that would be nice.
most of mine are floaters, but i've got
all yours friend
one in particular you're looking for?
kek, any will do, I don't know.
Happens 1% of the time
>someone says something really fucking stupid
Happens 99% of the time.
Do you even /b/?
say bud, i'm out for a bit. if thread ain't kill in a half i'll dump my /k/
if not if a new thread is up then i'll tap that
35 m,ore images till image limit, so i guess it'll be in next thread.
kek, this story make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
hah, this is like the pineapple one or the pooping bandit
Think this sorting system is okay or should I add or take away?
Personally I feel like it's missing something, don't know what though.
Shit related ones need their own subfolder at me
many thanks for the dump, anon
usually I'm lucky to find just one I haven't read. this time I've downloaded at least half the thread
tried to post the not so recent ones.
>PLZ OH GOD
I haven't been to /b/ in over a year because the cancer was growing with banana shit. I popped in today because work is dead and im bored. The responces to this old as fuck greentext makes me glad i left this shit hole.
296, but carefully curated (no GET shit, for example)
I want my collection to be easily navigable, like yours seems to be. I wouldn't go so far as to name each image but I'd certainly like not to have to spend half an hour looking for something.