It's hard to find but it's true. You just have to find the right tag.
Try to go to tags like "one direction, ed sherran..." this kind of shit is always full of tumblr grills.
Anyone else feel inferior as fuck in these threads??
All those girls, in literal awe over this massive dick and you think "Where the FUCK are these girls when I am on Omegle?"
Shit's fake, for sure.
The dick may be fake but the girls reactions aren't.
Grills never want to just fuck around. Try to talk to them first... It's not that hard, just play some shitty games like truth or dare and try to look like you're interested in their answers.
Some of my win from the other day
>sticking a bottle in your ass counts as a win
OP from that thread is laughing at you from beyond the 404
bottles go in your mouth, not your ass you dopey cunt
and apparently so was your ass, and you just couldn't handle that fact.
Obviously none of you fags have had the balls to try prostate stimulation. You'll never cum harder. Once you've had a couple fingers in your ass while getting head you'll never want a blow job without it
Can we just hang out. I'm fed up of feeling like shit. Fed up of being alone. Need interaction.
Anyone want to do a skype chat anything??
Never understood this, is it -inches hard or -inches soft iv never even measured my dick but im pretty sure its tiny compared to everyone else's
go on omegle and post wins/lols
this is how we hang out now.
No reason to feel inferior. Big dicks are impressive to look at, no denying that, but ask any girl, they are god awful in practice. I prefer my slightly above average in length/girth cock over an elephant trunk any day of the week.
>the look of sheer terror on her face
i normally just cast my net into the sea of dicks that is the unmodderated section, but I occationally pull out a few keepers
I use kik, snapchat, instagram, tumbler.
Ice man checkin in btw
and literally 5 minutes ago
are you on omegle? Or is this from the other thread. Tried to hunt you down last time. Wanted to give you a win.
>mfw I spend 3 hours plus with no results
>mfw when old 50 + perverts are the only guys who want to chat
:( FUCK THIS SHIT GOD DAMN IT ;( THIS DRAINING FEELING LEAVE ME ALONE
STOP FEELING SO BAD PLEASE I HATE THIS FEELING GET IT OFF ME !!!!:(
>implying I don't do this because I have crazy insomnia and get amused easily
I am, pick a tag
How can you get so many boobs? M8 I respect you.
>not browsing for atleast 4 hours
>keeping your boner hard and ready to impress at a moments notice for that time
Its to be successful on there, but i have folders upon folders of images
patience, and the chick will already have decided if she's gonna show tits or not, it's not really up to you. oh and unless you're very well built, keep your shirt on
>in charge of image editing
gives me a raging boner every time i look back at this
>mfw I just wanna show this handsome guy my boobs.
still looking for octopi
keeping this thing alive with poorly kept traps