>Be me 3-4 months ago
>Experimenting with fingering my asshole
>See my friends sisters toothbrush
>Lick it a little bit, sniff it, get horny
>Grab it take it to the toilet with me
>Spend 10-15 minutes in the toilet
>Anon where are you? Just a minute I say
>Stick sisters toothbrush in my ass all the way inside
>Masturbate for a little bit and move it in and out
>Decide it feels good, leave it in there
>Sister notice toothbrush gone
>Say dont worry it'll turn up
>Leave toothbrush in my anus overnight
>Tip toe through at 6am and place toothbrush back in her spot
>MFW :-D theres brown bits of sprinkled shit on it still
>Decide not to clean it
>Watch friends sister grab toothbrush and brush her teeth without cleaning it
>MFW :-D I realize she's literally brushing her teeth with my shit
that was disgusting, erotic, tantalizing and horrifying all at once. also that fish is a fucking retard
>my sensors indicate that your autism has been triggered
I miss Mootkins.
Who are we supposed to pray to?
The fucking banana?
I know this is Remy Lacroix but does anyone know the name of the clip?
Holy fuck fuck fuck fuck
She looks sooooo fucking similar to my ex that I'm still in love... literal fucking doppelganger. I don't think it's her but I can't be entirely sure
same face, same hair, same eyes, same smile, same tits, same kind of expression... jesus fucking christ
she didn't have nipple piercings though. but fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck when i looked at that first frame I though she came back to haunt me on this site too
I always feel sad for men with monster cocks. Jealous for sure, what man wouldn't, but also sad.
I just picture tfw:
>60% of your monster cock will never fit inside any part of a normal woman
>you will never receive a good or even decent blow job in your life
>Sex will always be going slow because your giant cock makes woman feel like giving birth
mfw men want monster cocks more than woman
Looks like Mikel Arteta
Don't know if it has been posted but damn i'm straight(ish) and that makes me want to swallow a load sooo much
You just KNOW this mother fucker has like underpants from little boys that he puts on his head, sniffs, and dances around masturbating to, not to mention a multi-terabyte drive FILLED with the rankest, most nasty gay fisting donkey porn on the internets.
Can anyone help i see this vid one time and i cant find it anywhere... They are 2 girl in the vid does anyone have sauce on this or can help me
>calling this piece of garbage vintage
OK first of all it's quite apparent from the picture that this fucking thing has FOUR toast-ports, when every nigger who knows his toasters KNOWS that vintage toasters had just one. The two-port innovation was a fucking revolution but in hindsight an obvious one considering that everyone would originally toast their bread on a grill, which of course had the room for an entire loaf of bread at once.
SECOND there are six fucking buttons. Vintage toasters had ONE fucking button: toast, or not toasting. That's IT. Fuck I hate it when NewBags (bag is short for 'baguetteur' or 'toast aficionado' if you're a dumbass) think that vintage toasters actually had this kind of functionality.
Third and most important: see that fucking stand that the toaster is sitting on? That my friend is so that you can easily remove the bottom of the toaster to get rid of crumbs. That is a fucking 1990's - 2000's piece of innovation, so that you wouldn't have to shake your toaster over a bin or sink like a nigger shaking the cum off of his nigger dick onto you're mom's face. Attributing this shit to vintage models is just fucking cancerous and if I keep seeing it on here I swear to Christ I will just migrate to reddit at this point since it would actually be LESS cancerous.
>only had sex with 4 different people
>my ex I had sex the most with since it was a 4 year relationship
>despite losing my virginity 8 years ago have yet to have a girl jerk me off after I pull out
Is it as amazing as it looks?