New Smash or Pass thread.
Pic relevant, chick who tried to bang me in the bathroom at prom
I've already saved those photos in another thread you lying cumstain
Fuck this little camping fuck I never pass the opportunity to smash the shitlickers that main as this rocket spamming prick
Fuck that shit eater your not a real smasher if you can't main kirby
This motherfucker, where do I even begin? Good speed, great range, high damage and knockback, a counterattack, that shiteating grin, and the most legendary taunt the world has ever witnessed.
10/10, would smash
smash, and now i want cookies
smash white girl
as i have gotten older, my standards have fallen.
One more for you greedy fucks.
This isn't, my thread.
smash both if they promise to not talk.
cmon this is getting too easy
pass on the plain jane asian taking book selfies
changing my mind, pass.
passing on the attention whore
passing on the plainest of the plain
also stop fucking uploading 8 or 9 pics of the same girl its a waste of time in this thread.
smash 2nd from the left, quadrapass the others
I can't fap, I can only schlick. And wow, I don't find her attractive so you become a massive faggot?
FORGIVE ME OH WISE ONE
FOR NOT CONFORMING TO YOUR PERSONAL TASTES.
>Pic related: Hot chick
She was probably with a shit date and had a letch for public sex. After the prom you would have started hooking up in strange places and she would have been the girl you never forgot.
I went to a school with more girls than guys. I went to many proms as the 'date so you don't look like you can't get a date, date" I only ever had sex with the other girls, never the one I went with at the parties after. Usually somebody's sister.
chick who i banged in the bathroom at prom (because i'm not a pussy like OP)
I can imagine OP getting pressed up against the wall by this bitch, she's wasted and horny as fuck. OP stutters and tries to resist but his shaking hands have no strength. As she forces herself on him, she presses against him and feels a dampness. She parts from him and looks down to see the rapidly spreading pee stain. OP has tears streaming down his face as he summons the strength to push past her and run from the room.
And that was the day OP almost lost his virginity.
What went down was I was chillin in the bathroom to get away from the noise for a bit, she rolls in, wasted & horny, says she was lookin for me, pushes me into the stall, and does actually press up against me, pulling up her skirt as she does so.
I wasn't gonna do that shit, so I just shoved past her and walked the fuck out.
Beta status confirmed.
Naw, OP, you did the right thing. doesn;t mean you couldn't text her now, get her to send some nudes to get you in the mood, post those nudes here, and then fuck her while she's sober
here ya go
mother fucker, friend her, tell her that you know she was drunk that night and didnt want to be a creep, but now you'd smash her with the force of 1000 suns. be alpha, and you could be fucking this chick tonight. especially if you remind her that HS is almost over forever, so there's no long lasting repurcutions
quit posting this pic all over /b. Also, this thread should be girls that are actually borderline between pass and bangable. Not straight up beauty queens (not that this pic is, she actually creeps me out)
yeah, and chicks like that are the best. she'll respect you for not taking advantage of her, and she's comfortable with her sexuality. just don't be too beta, and don't confuse being alpha as the same thing as being as prick, and you'll be tearing that ass up
Sorry she didn't want to dance with you, OP.
chick who i went to prom to.
tell her that it was your mistake, you misread her and thought she was drunker than she was. don't make it seem like you were thinking about it too much, and see if she'd be willing to bang (phrase it better, please)