I don't like the way you butter your bread. You're doing it all wrong and it just makes me want to strangle you mother until she cries. Butter needs to be room temperature first. I mean what variety of bustle-cunt retard doesn't know this? You don't sit there mashing a solidified stick of fat to soften it. That doesn't work. All it does it tear the bread faster. FUCK!
You take it out of the fridge, you sit it on the counter, you forget about it. Was that so damn hard? But no. Here you sit being so ri-goddamn-diculous. How can you fuck up so bad over something so damn simple? Your ancestors survived earthquakes, floods, barabarous hoards, despotic god-kings, plagues, war of a variety of violence unimaginable to even WWI vets, famine, drought and pestilence...
BUT YOUR FAGGOT ASS CANNOT SPREAD BUTTER ON TOAST.
I bet your mother rues the day she let her pussy be ruined to pinch you out. She had a fine pussy, tight and wet, until your wrong bread buttering waste of period blood fell out of it. You need to kill yourself. Straight up drown yourself in the nearest toilet.
And set the butter out on the counter before you do, faggot. GODDAMNIT.
This stopped being neat back in 2009. Using a script isn't anything new and you're a fag for stealing a perfectly good get from someone else far more deserving. Kill yourself.
Lemme get this straight.
Is it wrong to have a second /b/ tab open, prepare a post on the first, and time a get by refreshing the second tab until I see desirably close post numbers?
Lol fuck you guys.
Toasting in epic bread!!!
Unholy moly would you look at that!
>implying it wasn't a script
>implying you refreshed and redid your captcha at the perfect moment
You can't time the thousands of shitposts of /b/, even on a slow day. Kill yourself.
Damn straight thats me.
I can screenshot properties, too.
If true I'd invite you a beer
if scriptfag fuck you
>Implying someone believes you, fucking scripting beta
>Since his withdrawal from 4chan, moot has gotten back into programming and is now the 1337 hax0r that he was always thought of as by newfags and outsiders
>He now spends his nights DDOSing cp sites and trolling /b/
ITT: /b/ attempts to explain this satanic get by:
>posting reaction images
>people shitposting unfulfilled gets
The above, in my book, I consider cancer. OP and thread are both faggots.
Yeah no, I can get on board with that style, you got the button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up and those dark jeans that totally made the girl at the front desk check out your ass on Thursday
Nah last Thursday, bro, you remember, you and Derek were coming back from Pannera bread, and she was totally checking you out.
I know because I was watching the three of you from the slightly ajar bathroom door with my cock out through my zipper
Oh most definitely, you know he tried sucking off Jim at the company retreat last year in Aspen? Gerard nearly fired him but I guess he threatened a sexual discrimination suit against because you know it's not his earnings, he fucking lost the Pritchard account last month after Lydia finally left the faggot
I like scriptkitty
He can do quints and doesn't afraid of anything
Hurrrrr durrrr. Look at my repeating numbers and blow your fucking load. Im such a bad ass. My whole life revolves around numbers. God please i hope I get dubs. FUCKING CANCER. PROVE ME THE FUCK WRONG.
Holy shit, he broke his leg? Man, when I set up that Big Mac trap I didn't wanna hurt him, I just wanted his fat ass to take a tumble....and what a tumble it was, the whale broke the fucking fax machine, Gerard was SO pissed but he couldn't say anything because of that last time when Zeke cried during that meeting with Randall Welch after Derek made a crack about his man-tits.
Fuck I love Derek.
look at all of those digits.
Being this new? Bitch i was here when this gay ass shit didnt exist. Shut the fuck up you stupid underage piece of shit. No one cared what the fuck their numbers were. God damn this site turned to shit because of people like you.
>Trying this hard
>Implying GETS weren't always important
>Implying they're haven't gone from being important to having lost all meaning because they happen every day
>Implying you aren't fucking 14
So, you gonna kill yourself now OP?
Your life has clearly peaked...
I don't normally give a shit about dubs and all that, but I'm impressed
I wish I could get something like this
All of the angry cunts in this thread being mad for no skills in scripting.
real people, as in normal or sane people(/b/y our standards) don't give a fuck about losers who wait around just to repost the same shit every 100000th post, kill yourself and these retarded threads
P.S. Mods why are you people so lazy when your job is literally sitting on your ass watching this same shit being reposted every 2 days or so and your job is too clean up spam
WHAT IS THIS I DONT E
AVE IN NOMINE GLORIOSA SATAN
By my deductive powers mods must be posting these shit threads due to their heretic knowledge of the inner workings of 4chan's servers and access to moot's asshole as they must eat this shit up
SATAN ITS YOU
CAN I HAVE GODTIER MOBA AND GUITAR PLAYING SKILLS
>tfw quints shark will forever be the most replies i ever got to quints
>ITT: getting really freaked out/pissed off for some reason over numbers that appear in the corner of a screen