Ask a dude dating the mom of a 12 year old girl anything
Dude it is such a load off. Japanese girls, much more than American girls, automatically expect kids. Not especially wanting one of my own, this is super convenient. Plus her kid rocks.
Unexpectedly dead, giving this puppy 5 more mins then off to bed
It's a bitch taking them off my phone and stripping exif
Amazing. Been here three years. I broke up with 4 girlfriends when I got serious with this girl.
Not sure yet. Could do.
why the giant gauze on your head? did you fuck up and she schooled you?
Central Japan, rural. I was tired of the insane lifestyle of having multiple girlfriends + sex friends + gaming every girl I met. I did it for 6 months and that was enough for the experience, heh
I speak Japanese, yes it was hard
I'll put up some older shots
No seat belt. Truck turned in front of me, I was going STUPIDLY fast and couldn't stop, tagged his rear bumper. Blew out the passenger window, wrecked the fender, bent the A pillar... basically insurance wrote off the car. I had a couple beers which is highly illegal in Japan so I had to flee the scene with fucking blood pouring out of my head... somehow never got arrested and insurance paid out and everything. This is the car I wrecked
I am the very embodiment of MERICA
Salty watermelon pepsi is a thing
I recommend formal training. It's the fastest way to learn, with full blown homework and everything. It's much easier if you're in the country you're trying to learn it in too. I did this for Korean, and in 6 weeks, you're not at all fluent, but you can get around and read everything.
I might post some of an ex here in a bit
I studied for 6 hours a day for 1.5 years, I have done 400,000 reps in Anki. No easy way, just bust your ass.
I spend entire days hanging out with the kid just the two of us, we're best buds. Mom has no reason at all to be suspicious, because, well, I'm not a pedophile. This is Japan, her kid will strip down naked in front of me and hop in the shower. I've seen her naked a dozen or more times. Kids stay kids here much longer.
>I spend entire days hanging out with the kid just the two of us, we're best buds. Mom has no reason at all to be suspicious, because, well, I'm not a pedophile. This is Japan, her kid will strip down naked in front of me and hop in the shower. I've seen her naked a dozen or more times. Kids stay kids here much longer.
well fuuuuuuuuuck I need to move to Japan. Does she have hair on her pussy yet?
I turned myself in the next day and claimed I had panicked. I downed a gallon of water and made sure I waited enough to blow a 0.0 the next day. Cops scolded me but nothing ever came of it. I was thinking pretty clearly for having lost a liter of blood heh.
Kid's not developed at all.
It wouldn't be too weird if I did heh
By the way her mom is tiny, 146cm. This is her wearing her daughter's new junior high uniform
Your girlfriend is very cute i have always wanted a asian girlfriend but i have never seen any in my country i get hit on by girls all the time, but honestly im not attracted to white women idk why
Dude the kid and I have an awesome relationship, she kissed me the other day and asked me to be her daddy. It was probably one of the most amazing experiences of my life, and I have been some places and done some shit.
This is the new car I got out of the insurance payment, lol
drunk driving hit and run -> new car
Don't have any
lol she is 32, same age as me
White women are all fat
Out of the picture for the last 10 years
It's pretty petty racism.. I could go on about it, but it's not really a big deal
Yeah I liked her enough to give up an insane lifestyle of sex and partying heh
No idea outside of teaching English.. if you have a professional background, you can get by
This is my GIANT CAT
what is your first language? I dated a Filipina that taught English in Korea, that really didn't speak or write English very well. (I was then knowing why so many Koreans struggle with English) but, she was still fully paid
She had her kid via C-section because she was too tiny to give birth naturally. Even so she is not super tight at all, but I am not exactly small so we are pretty well matched. I can fuck her as roughly as I want and she likes to be thrown around.. the sex has been pretty incredible for both of us.
teach English of course, zero Japanese required
knowing Japanese is just useful for fucking with Japanese people and getting women
English, some very low quality teachers around heh
Every time she comes over. Even if her kid is in the next room. I passed out last night and woke her up this morning at 4am for a quick pre-work bang.
My school is way too small, and I just started heh
You seem to be assuming a bought a car instead of a giant pussy magnet.
Shit is not too expensive if you use auctions.
What he is about to tell you is you can likely get an English teaching job... and he is right. You're pretty much sorted
I'm not OP.
I knew he wouldnt deliver so I posted this.
lol I love this
You can get the girls who are into foreigners for sure, I had a bunch of girls who spoke English.. but you won't find many top or even good quality women
Dude I fucking love being taken care of, she cleans my house and handles my bills
Tons of them in Tokyo as well heh
Dude yeah, when I gamed her at the party we met I thought her daughter was her little sister or something ... I don't really look 32 either heh
I am fucking spot on with Japanese girl's ages... this kid legitimately looks young. Her daughter also looks closer to 9 than 12 heh
Less in Japan thanks to the massive car auctions here
I'm going to University to learn Japanese this year and get my year in Japan next year.
Might teach English there for a year or two when I graduate but I hear it's pretty low paying, it it true? If it is I'll take another University course there and go into translating or something.
Planlegger du å bo eller studere i Norge?
I have a Japanese friend here with a few daughters. His oldest daughter is about 14 and very shy, so shy that I think maybe she is being molested by here dad... but I haven't a frigin clue if this is just a cultural thing. Japanese can be shy people.
Depends on the job... certainly make enough to party every weekend
I don't hear that too much heh
That kid is 14 heh
Weird to jump to that conclusion, 14 is an awkward age
mom and daughter making dinner
She's just a normal woman, nothing weird about her. Typically Japanese. I've been here for 3.5 years so I don't find Japanese to be weird at all anymore... it's actually weirder for me to be around foreigners.
reason why I's asking about superstitions, is because Koreans have hundreds of odd habits based upon superstitions.
the way the shoes face at the door
when to eat certain foods (when not to), how the chop sticks lay on the plate, etc
Even lower pay unless you can do something specialized like technology or medical.
Oh of course there is tons of shit like that in Japan too, but probably not so much as Korea... I knew all of it before her so nothing surprising heh
My old job
Yeah, it is the ultimate driving machine. All German cars are. BMW especially. Jap scrap and Ameritrash can fuck off. And don't even get me started on shit like Citroen or Peugeot.
Jeg foretrekker cosplay, men det er ok
Partying in Japan is amazing. This is a penis festival. Our shirts say "enormous cock" in Japanese. We had lines of Japanese people waiting to take pictures with us, it was insane
OP you are a lucky, lucky man. All I have is some 9/10 weaboo/nerd girl who acts "japenese" naturally but has severe fucking commitment issues. You got a good thing going on, I'm happy for you. Hopefully I can get the girl of my dreams to stay.
I didn't just jump to that conclusion based on this one little bit. He is possesive and overly affectionate... it just looks odd. I just don't care to list all the little behaviors that make me suspicious... and I don't frigin care if he is porking her. I don't buy that incest is such a bad thing anyway.
Do those japs not know how to draw?
They look at least 12 and are drawing at a 6 year old level.
And what's with the basic English?
Do they only understand moonrunes?
Do you speak moonspeak all day?
That sounds awful.
First and foremost fuck tons of women, then go for your dream girl
I can cook almost everything I miss about American food, so I am pretty sorted. I own nothing in the US anymore. I go home every couple years or so so my parents don't get too depressed.
She's on the fence, I'm on the fence... who knows.
I have a story about my japanese encounters.
>Meet JP gf
>Knew nothing about parents
>She told me her mum and dad don't wear wedding rings anymore
>They don't sleep together
>Don't have sex anymore
>Dad looks gay
>Think: She must be fucking thirsty
>Plan Japan holiday
>Go over there
>Meet her parents
>Spend 12 nights in hotel and 4 at her place with her parents
>I know how a japanese bath works for guests
>ask gf to go out and get me some dinner while I take a bath
>Mfw her mum walks in on me in the bath
>She gets naked
Nothing else was said
No one knows.
Feels good fucking the mother and daughter.
That is par for the course at their age. I do mostly speak moonspeak. In a normal day I use 97% Japanese heh
Every day, it was raining all morning heh
Marriage is 5 years, or 10 years of solid work
I don't think that the penis festival is weird or eccentric, I think it just proves that jap chinks are just an interior degenerate race.
I would have to be have drink too to enjoy it.
the 9/10 weaboo is my dream girl and I've kind of "had" her for the past five years but shit is INTENSELY complicated between the both of us. If she didn't have all these issues I'd be the happiest person alive but we both kind of drain eachother but leaving isn't the correct option either. Meh. I don't know why I'm saying all this man, just needed to get it off my chest I think.
Guests don't share the same water as the family.
So I took a bath first and washed out all the water.
I kinda rubbed her thigh under the table at a sushi bar when me and my gf was out with her.
Then she just came into the bath naked and that was that.
She spoke a little not much but I knew she was learning. Her mum was 43 but looked like mid 20's
So if the mom were to have taken a bath afterwards, she would have drained it fully and put in fresh water, if I'm to understand correctly?
We do that here in the US if we're not taking a shower. I mean if my kids used a bath I might use the same water but put in more hot water, but otherwise I'd drain it out if my wife or mom used it
So you just moved to Japan to stick out a little bit?
To be that white person, because in America you are just like everybody else?
I don't see a single reason to live in any Asian country. The United States is overall BAE.
I lived in Chengdu China for 3 years there are pretty much no foreigners there so everyone would stare at me and i often got compliments every day on the subway and just randomly walking around town, from old men and young women alike
Hey OP, I'm also dating a Japanese girl, although I've never been to Japan, and we met while she was here. She's back now and I plan on heading over there for awhile soon.
Do you have fights often? Does your girlfriend having a daughter ever put stress on your relationship?
this whole thread, in my opinion, is about a guy with an adorable "daughter in law" that he secretly has a crush on by won't come out and say. He is in a pseudo-happy pseudo relationship but we all have a thought in the back of our heads, secretly he wants (and maybe has had) her daughter. She is adorable and most of us would be tempted... me included. I wouldn't blame you. If she is willing then I don't see the harm. Likewise, with my friend and his daughter I refuse to think less of either of them if they are screwing. That is their life and their choice.
Not op but for today ill be advice man.
>first girlfriend was love of my life
>met her through exchange program
>japanese but speaks amazing english, overall a bit of a boring girl but at the time she was the one that hit me like a truck.
>evntually turned long distance and it ended
>still good friends and she comes to visit me here in australia
>aside from distance we didnt have many hobbies to talk about and so on and so fourth
Through this experience I gradually matured into what I am today.
Persistent programs will always stick in the back of your mind and will eventually tear you down making you lose all the interest. It will become an uphill battle between your heart and brain.
I believe you should move on meet people outside your circle it will make you happier in the long run.
That and i dated a weeb once she was far too immature to handle being in a relationship, generally weebs are and as such it will hurt and piss you off to no end. Move on mate youll be happier trust me.
I have myself that likes this pedo shit on 4chan, then there is real self in real life. I never even think about touching kids when I'm out and about. It just doesn't seem to occur to me to fuck somebody up like that.
Huhuhhuhuh huhuhuhuh. So your life is basically like an anime? Huhuhuhuh huhuhuhuh huhuhuhuhuhuh huhuhuhuhuhuh..
>I can fuck her as roughly as I want and she likes to be thrown around.. the sex has been pretty incredible for both of us.
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE
So from what I'm reading, you are weeb trash.
>she was a boring girl, but at least she was Japanese
>love of my life
Fuck you. There are thousands of girls you would enjoy yourself with, but you chose to fixate over someone who lives thousands of miles away, and you won't do anything to either move or get a life.
>she likes to be thrown around.. the sex has been pretty incredible for both of us.
tell me more OP
Was still beta shit in highschool relax, going over to japan for student exchange next year.
I should have clarified that when we went long distance it became difficult to communicate and thats were the boring stuff starts to occur.
Now were good friends as she has come back here several times to homestay and tour around. Plus the magic of skype changes everything.
My dream is like that of OPs move over there and work, Australia at the moment is getting real shit beyond belief. Since i can have discussions in japanese now and understand read write stuff it shouldn't be too much of a hassle to relocate. Well after my degree anyway.
Like i said original that experience overall taught me not to fixate on the impossible if I'm not ready for it. Im dead tired as i type this but ill try my best not to bring in new ideas . Ive had 3 other girlfriends since but currently now just focusing on uni.
>Congrats, you have chosen from the least attractive race know to man.
You sure about that?
Before you jump the gun i know it doesnt work im well past that but , im focusing on studying crap in my degree with dates on the side with local girls. This just my advice for the guy that was in a similar situation to me well over 7 years ago.
>goverment is a mess
>job market in the IT /management feild is getting fucked unless you have over 12 years exerpience which is impossible
>liberal hippy femisnts are growing by each day.
Its a nice place to live but its getting worse and eventually it will become like America.
Australia is bad, really bad. I just discharged from the Military and I'm looking to join the Feds.
I wish I could move to Japan to live permanently but there is pretty much zero chance of me being able to work in security or policing in Japan.
I used to teach English there for 22 million yen a year (about 25k USD back then).
Good job OP. Hope you treat your new family well.
You either get stuck with the english gig unless you have the ability to speak japanese or do sometging japanese nationals cant.
There some random guy on youtube who started up a security company there small operation but cant remember his name, did a video with either unrested or mexicansamurai101.
You could start up your own school on the side and from there look around for security but up to you man.
I've never heard of a gaijin getting into Jap military or police, I think it's impossible.
On my salary I can take a holiday in Japan every year so I guess that's good enough for now.
Why does every fucking gook feel the need to make a peace sign for pictures
According to my jap friends its easy as fuck to become a cop, you can be one of the dumbest shitters and still get in(guy's dad is high ranking officer in osaka ward). In our case being gaijins you would need a permanent visa and native level japanese but chances are low. Military I have no idea you could possibly sign up as a reserve but yeah.
I feel like America is going bad also, but just have to keep raising my tolerance level, because I've been many other places in the world and can't stand it anywhere else for very long. It's amazing what stupid shit people in other countries embrace. I'm not talking about education or fitness, I'm just talking about other things.
are you wearing a toupee? you look like matthew rhys in The Americans when he is wearing a disguise.
Good job OP
I'm dating a Japanese woman myself, I met her in Canada but she currently lives in Fujisawa. She's coming back to my city in July for six months. We're talking immigration right now.
Your wife is cute as hell, man.
Live the dream, anons.
I'm thinking about doing the ESL thing in Korea myself. Maybe one day I'll be the guy to post a success story.
i heard you don't need a degree if you want to teach enligsh in china, is this true? and does it only count for native speakers or all english speakers? and how is the situation in japan?