My school is doing an online survey... You know what to do
Alright /b/ what do you think of my ideas if you elect me class president?
you guys did this so wrong, you are supposed to take this "seriously" but make everyone who works at the school look incompetent, and make the school look unsafe in general. thats how people get fired, new rules get made, etc.
all u morons posting nigger jew hitler bullshit are unoriginal and stupid.
no one's going to read that shit
get on my level
I hope those secretary faggots take this shit seriously
I can't wait for these fucks to read theae
My name is Marylin and I work as a receptionist at one of the Parkway Schools taking part in the survey. This morning I noticed an unusual influx of responses and decided to investigate. I found this website and have informed the other departments of the potential error in their survey responses.
Despite your most sincere efforts, we will not make nudity mandatory for our female students, "remove kebab", or suffocate our Jewish students by turning the gas on in our lab. What we will be doing is adding user-specific links to our surveys to avoid this sort of foul play in the future.
Have a nice day,
Parkway Public School Systems
"Im not sure if the administration is aware of this, but there are several homeless men living under the school. I believe that their ancestors must have built their nest there long before the school was built, and the population has adapted to the presence of the school.
In some sense I feel sorry that such noble creatures' home has been disrupted by us, but I think something must be done. It's hard to concentrate on precalculus with yellowed, glazed eyes staring at you from the corner of the room, while a mostly toothless mouth mutters about the conspiracy of the annunaki.
If there is some way to humanely contain or transport them this would be the best way of dealing with them, but if nothing else is available I think euthanasia is the only option. I notice that the tramps will often make off with leftover cafeteria food. Perhaps you could poison the food one day. Sure, you'd probably kill some students too, but there are always more of those, and I know that at least I would happily give my life in the pursuit of s hobo-free learning environments for posterity."
I don't know 9gag, did my best
>I found this website
I don't think there were enough leads to find this site unless you knew our culture, or googled ayy lmao, gas the kikes, etc.
Even if you found 4chan, how would you know on which board and where this thread is?
It's either bullshit, or there is a traitor among us.
I call you bullshit. There is only one possible way to prove your point, only one choice to be made. TITS OR GTFO
Submitted a response as a very depressed kid who felt oppressed by xer peers. When asked what key issue needed to be addressed first, I said:
Lack of a gender neutral or coed bathroom for our trans/pan gendered students. It's scary how much we need to hide it.
Let's make central high the most queer catered school we can!
did my best anon
India, officially the Republic of India, is the seventh-largest country by area, the second-most populous country with over 1.2 billion people, and the most populous democracy in the world.
Shitpostin this kind of shit, will it make them happy?
Did me best
Here ya go.
Top half got cut off, due to me being on mobile
21. black lives mater
dont hit pepole
22. I would make the black kids give them a difrent place so they could have lunch at difrent time then the white kids and there will b no problems and the mexicans and azns have there only lunch to
Those are the real fuking issues in american society today
1- To fill in the flight plan
2- To always present myself by my organisation
3- To have lots of loyalty even if im just a hired gun
i would find out why the problem kids wear masks and why they took doctor pavel (who used to teach science)
>mfw when I told them the past three hour burst of surveys came from 4chan
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I seriously hope this aint true becuase if it is then dude
What the fuck?
This is what /b/ is about man. Not your stupid wew lad or furry threads.
Its about ddosin
Its about closin pools
About fill tags with gore
About markin a target and takin them out, be they person place or thing
About fuckin with people and having lulz
If you dont like this than go back to tumblr you cancerous new fag
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
But really that fuckin white did wrong
Remember rule 1 and 2 man
I can't remember the last ddos I've seen here
"doxin" to you newfags now mean finding a facebook page of someone's gf from the string of numbers in photos that EVERYONE knows about, or someone accidentally not censoring their number in the text thread.
Closin pools? Really? You never were in the habbo raids, shut the fuck up
Gore is purely to shut down threads now. You can't even post a gif of an animal getting taken down in the wild without ;-;fags and QQfags pissing themselves and crying about it.
HAHAHAHA /b/ self implodes everytime it does anything anymore newfag. Deal with it.
Can we all do the survery for Fern Ridge and say that Mr.Schwent touched us or exposed himself?
Someone said 9gag, others 4chan, i am adding a random web so they get confused.
Heres the rest of what i wrote:
>speaking out like it taught me too. This needs to be addressed. Please for the protection of all students because he is the first one she has done this too and he probably wont be the last.
FUCK you people mr Schwent and mrs Anderson both have sex with students without consent, i have a friend too scared to talk, i think he might legit kill himself and you guys fucking know it, its just that you dont care because they have credentials seriously fuck you
west high is all about that entire wikipage on dark matter
thread still alive?
apparently there's an entire wikipage on hitlers sexuality
so you know...west high
I do good
Ahaha the responses
>Google literally anything said in any of those
>Probably links directly to this thread because it's active
>Says "4chan" not knowing it's /b/
7/10 chance of legitimate
lel, old joke
yo, keep this bullshit alive guys
>039 AD + 1976
>clicking unknown links on b
yes but if you just want to use the shitty browser then no
To west high: Tumblr Wikipedia page + 9gag wikipedia page
>Raping faggots???.... uhhhhhh
Wouldn't that make you gay?
>NIGGA YOU GAY