Who can recap this shit? Who won and what caused it? 4chan vs tumblr..
>"OFF WITH THERE HEADS"
Holy shit, there's no way these people are serious
We should post tons of maymays glorifying the mighty Rapeman, praise be unto him and his mighty dangalang.
Looking at this Pic
Not sure if from Tumblt and spying on 4chan
or from 4chan spying on Tumblr
wat u think?
>Not sure if from Tumblt and spying on 4chan
>being this retarded
Swear to god, Deviantart creamed their pants over this shit.
It needs to be a coordinated attack. All at the same time.
WE MUST RALLY!
SAVE ALL OF YOUR RAPE, GORE, AND/OR OTHER OFFENSIVE AND INSENSITIVE SHIT FROM ALL OVER 4CHAN. We're going to need every suggestive banana and rare pepe we've got.
tits or gtfo
THE TIME IS NIGH TO LAUNCH A FULL-SCALE INVASION OF TUMBLR, THE TIME IS NIGH!
these pics that pretty much describe the raid
I almost pissed myself reading this, don't fuck with 4chan.
Ok, I will openly admit to being a Newfag. I love you guys, that's kind of awesome. You're a bunch of dickwaffles, but it's good to see you pushing the buttons of these crybabies.
I mean, it just re-inforces their victim complexes and makes them even worse... but it's fucking hilarious. "OH GOD SOMEONE"S GONNA GET TRIGGER BECAUSE YOU POSTED GORE AND DICKS!" Fucking wimps.
how long have you been here newfriend?
Tumblr girl is actually polygender, you cis piece of shit. Don't talk about xe that way. Xe was born polygender and in the wrongbody. Cis white men like you make xir blame xirself for her dysphoria. Check your privilege shitlord.
>Not sure if from Tumblt and spying on 4chan
and that's it anyone got anything else?
From what I can tell, tumblr is a website teeming with transvestites talking about their feelings, and 4chan is a website teeming with transvestites masturbating. And everyone's a faggot.
CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE SHITLORD CIS SCUM!!!!!!
Xe has always been this way. Xe was born this way!11!!!!!!!.
Cis scum like you are invalidating xir identity. If the world had more minorities in power maybe this wouldn't happen you disgusting cis het male scum!!!1!!!!!11!!
>throw some bullshit about some extinct species that had 3 genders on a fake blog, and do all this shit on how fictional tumblrina affiliates itself with it
>give it some funny name
>see if spreads
>4chan invades tumblr, makes neice of a powerful man attempt suicide
>Said powerful man uses legal threats to force moot to retire and hand over the site to people from tumblr
>tumblr tries to censor 4chan at first but underestimates the sheer size of the task and mostly gives up, deleting a few pro-nazi posts here and there
>Most people who know about this shift leave to other sites anyhow
>Nothing is permanent on 4chan so there's no record
>No one actually remembers now and /b/ is exactly what it was
>/b/ suggests we invade tumblr "for the lulz"
Shit it's like space opera.
How about this::
"They exist for the sole purpose of encouraging both other genders to mate. Although they have no reproductive parts, they encourage the mating process and are considered another gender."
The Minsyphilataraptor is an extinct species who oddly enough had not 1 not 2 but 3 genders. One was classified as female, the other as female. Scientists have developed the term Polymale for the 3rd gender of the species which had both reproductive organs. The polymale could reproduce on its own by inserting its own penis into its vagina filling it with the necessary sperm to produce an offspring. It would birth the offspring months later faster than the female counterpart. This phenomenon has researchers fascinated, they suspect the polymale is the first asexual mammal in history.
Put in genetic sexes
Say it was a roll that died out a thousands of years ago due to the greeks or Egyptians mysoginistic lifestyles. Say the physical sex died out but it still genetically exists in the form of a dormant gender that rarely arises in people
Not a bad idea. Should we also call their lifestyles homophobic, or would it be too obvious that this was full of shit? I mean it's obvious already, but then again people believe in the Illuminati, so...
Its derived from the ancient Etruscan word for non-conforming.
Generally for people who don't fit in or belong.
Many believe it was the gender of Theodora of Byzantium who was a proud womyn and empress.
It is known in biology from a species of prehistoric lizard, resembling a dragon, called anonus bius which used it as the gender of lizards who facilitated mating to further the species. They were incredibly valuable and each one was unique, but they were shunned by the other lizards.
Pronouns are all
[spoiler] HE [/spoiler]
Some it about how thu would help bring two together to procreate, for recreation or for reproduction. Say it's where the "wingman" instinct comes from or something, as it was the traditional role of the xemale
OOH, what if the gender feels heavily in-tune with animals, and so furries and otherkins n shit are actually showing the affects of the Xemale/fagotrumite genes? Or like, their "spiritual influence" or some horseshit. Like the souls that live inside us all, according to Scientology.
"Xemale's are a third gender who lost their role due to religious sacrifices. Due to their pheromone production being off the charts compared to the other genders, the other genders' hormones out of control. Because of this, religious cults believed this to be a technique of mind control that caused most victims to become lust for sex. In order to stop them, the Xemales were executed, most were accused as witches. Because the foreskin of the male's penis was linked to pleasure from sex, they believed that circumcision would prevent any conception of Xemales."
Sound convincing enough yet?