This random chick decided to message me and be a creep.
Dubs decides what to say.
I want to take a cigarette and stuff it up your butt. Then push like you are going to poop so you get shit on it. Then ill slide it out of your butthole and smoke it. I'll mix the ashes with my dead grandmother's ashes and then pour them into your vagina hole. Then ill cum inside of you so it all mixes together. I'll take my hand and scoop all of it out, then mix it into a bowl of cereal which we will both eat. Then ill eat any dingleberries you have hanging off of your asshairs.
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS NAZI LOVING PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT, YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK LIKE A SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT, AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS.
Is it wrong I feel bad for this girl? Not because you're fucking with her, but because she's obviously dumb, lonely, and looks like a creep so will probably remain lonely for quite a while.
send pic of some spotted dick or a horse cock or pic related
>are you sure you can handle this baby?
I don't feel like she's a whore though, just dumb and gullible enough to do anything you ask to make you like her... wait, I guess that's one definition of a whore. Nevermind.
It means you still have a shred of human decency. Don't worry, stick it out long enough and that part of you will die off like it has for the rest of us. Only then can you go full walrus.
Send pic with saying how you got her a necklace
All jokes aside post the tit pic
>Put a shoe on your head and let's see you fully naked
I actually think they're kinda cute. Shitty quality pic and nipples a little large in comparison to breasts, but they're alright. I don't like giant tits anyway. The bigger they are the more they sag.
We can go to Olive Garden this weekend if you want. My Mom works there and can get us a hella big discount.
Afterwards would you be down to fuck me and a few of my friends. We could give you like $65 to fuck us or $35 if you just want to use your mouth.
I'm just worried she'll suspect that it has to do with me. I'm not friends with her anymore and haven't talked to her in months. I stopped being friends with her. Always wanted to she what she looked like naked though. Anyway though wouldn't she be wondering how some random number has her #?
Okay dude I hope you're right and not in the same area code that would be bad lol anyways she may have changed this # because it's been a while since I was friends with her but the last number I had in my phone was 1- 989- 330-2117 post a screenshot of what you say/what she says.
If you haven't talked to her in months why the hell would she suspect you of anything? Yeah she'll wonder how someone got her number, but I doubt she'll ever think of "4chan? I remember Anon talked about that site."
>Okay dude I hope you're right and not in the same area code that would be bad lol anyways she may have changed this # because it's been a while since I was friends with her but the last number I had in my phone was 1- 989- 330-2117 post a screenshot of what you say/what she says.
Obviously I won't say that because it's one thing to give a bunch of strangers her # but I'm not going to say her name too. Then you guys could talk to her and say her name and that'd be even weirder/creepier than just knowing her number. Also, to the one guy that said he might try to get the pics did you text her?
my god, that body
So... you want us to talk to her, but we're not allowed to know her name, but if we talk to her she would obviously give us her name, but if we already knew it things would be easier like "Yeah hey Sally, I got your number from a friend blah blah"
Pretty much all girls have one that's a little bigger than the other and they're all insecure about it, which is why she's pushing the other one up to make them look like similar size. You'd know these things if you ever left your house and actually talked to a woman.