How many paper towel rolls on end would it take to span the length of a big waterfall? 100,000 at most, maybe? Now make that line 10,000 deep. The pressure of the waterfall would scrunch the rolls together to the point that porousness probably wouldn't matter, and the river would just overflow.
The Paper towel rolls would win. It could clog up the waterfall and stop it for quite a bit.
Here is some rough math:
1 Gallon = 3785 grams
Average paper towel absorbs about 5 grams
56 Sheets per roll
565 Grams of water cleaned per roll.
= 15 billion gallons of water absorbed
3,160 tons of water flows over Niagara Falls every second. This accounts for 75,750 gallons of water per second over the American and Bridal Veil Falls and 681,750 gallons per second over the Horseshoe Falls.
Since Bill Nye got this shit we're going onto round 2
I'm going to assume 1 quintillion electric eels are being funneled into a volcano in which case their sheer mass would fill it like the world's largest seafood bake. Then it'd just be covered in fish.
A quintillion is a really big number.
Thanks for that, i guess we go onto round 3
The lawnmowers because the sun would see the red part of the lawnmower and be like "o they cool" but little did the sun know they are undercover agents there to destroy the sun
LAwnmower maybe mass of what 50 kilos
Largest star is 1.989E32 kg or so
Octillion lawnmowers is 1E27, so 5E28kg
That is almost as much as the star, will probs colapse into a black hole or shit
Each paper towel roll has a a volume of approximately 339.29 cubic inches.
So that X 1,000,000,000 =
311,020,000,000 cubic inches
Convert to cubic meters
311,020,000,000 X 0.0254=
7,899,908,000 Cubic meters
168,000 cubic metres of water go over Niagara Falls during peak daytime tourist hours.
If we assume each paper towel roll could absorb its own volume, the paper towels would absorb Niagara Falls 47023.262 times over at any given moment.
If you put them all together into ball and launched it maybe it would do something. They would still melt and lose before they even reach the star though. But I do wonder how big this ball of lawn machines would be.
Alrighty lets assume a single piece of double ply paper towel absorbs 2 ounces. Now if the average roll has 56 pieces and we have 100 billion paper towel rolls then it can absorb a total of 87,500,000,000 gallons of water. The average water fall produces a total of -->
100,000 cubic feet of water per second, so that would be about 740,000 gallons of water a second. That means the paper towels could absorb the water for 32 hours before the water overpowered it.
So the millimerts aare over the same area the magma would be? So this is an ammount of physical white like paint? Or are we talking color here.
At least you thought it was funny ;-;
Round 4 FINAL ROUND going 2 sleep
Make me proud
I'd say the ants.
But if it was the navy seals? There's this one navy seal I know who graduated top of his class with over 300 confirmed kills.
I bet he would kick the ants ass.
Jesus Christ you guys got all serious about the stupid Vietnam thing I posted huh? Okay then
We know that one white is equal to one ice sun in mass under the same temperature so if we can work out how many magma will kill the TP we will know what amount of white to use
The farmers would win. They would use their farmer strength and durability to never sleep and move in the darkness of night. They would learn how to cow-bend and then one cow-bender would master the power to bend the Amerifats home-cows (also called 'morbidly obese women' or sometimes 'honey boo boo') and destroy all of the americas.
Okay so one role of paper towel would absorb 3.47 gallons of water.
Let's take Niagra Falls. That's roughly 78,655 gallons of water per second.
So in an hour that's 4,719,300 gallons of water per hour.
The paper towels would stop the flow for a little under 5 hours.
Since all you fags are probably 16 and don't know about the war of vietnam vs US. This is referrencing when the United States tried to invade vietnam. Probably just for money or something, but essentially, the vietnames won heaps because they were used to fighting in the forest. So that's why america made agent orange.
>Who would win?
>A waterfall, or 100 billion paper towel rolls?
>Niagra falls will be used as the example waterfall
>Niagra falls gives 570,000 liters per second
>A single sheet can absorb around 0.07L.
>A roll has around 75 sheets.
>75*0.07 = 5.25L maximum water absorbed by the towel
>A total of 525 billion liters absorbed.
>5.25*10^9 / 5.7*10^5 = 9.21*10^5 seconds for Niagra falls to saturate all the towels
>9.21*10^5 seconds = 10.7 days
>Niagra falls would also drain 570,000 liters per second
>However this is now obstructed with 5250 million cubic meters of towels
>Niagra falls would lose initially
>After many months, possibly years, Niagra would slowly come back to win.
>Niagra would lose the battle, however it would also win the war.
>why is this shitpost?
>shit no one gives a fuck about
>this post appears to know what he's talking about but actually knows fuck all and sucks horse cocks
>you are an enormous faggot
The volume of paint equal to 1 white would be 32166 galons, according to the 42.37 over 100 sq feet comparason, which means the 10 or so flags the french carry will only add up to 3.16E-6 whites which isnt nearly enough to neutralize 1 magma. pic is new chart
Very poorly cut diamonds have almost no sparkle, and this is always reflected in the price. For example, a 1 carat, SI1-G round diamond can range from about $4,700 for a poorly cut one to about $9,300 for an extremely well cut one.
about $7.2k average
are you fucking kidding me? I couldnt jerk off enough through my entire life to use up all the sheets in 100 billion paper towel rolls. Comparatively, however, I certainly could drink enough beer to piss the volume of water Niagara waterwater pisses in an hour through my lifetime
Her chart guy here, what is the mass of an Ice sun? Room tempeture preferable
Are they mini elephants? Each one is only worth like .33kg or some shit. Are they porcilen?
560000 liters of water go over niagara falls every second.
A sheet of paper towel can absorb 2.5 ounces of water maximum.
100 billion rolls would absorb niagara falls for 19 years.