Obligatory wish for cute ladies, preferably skunks.
You must have really awful memory. There is no pussy, only cute sharkies
I severely lack on that shit, dragons count?
Smoke breaks are good stuff, they also replace the need for the majority bathroom trips
>i will piss on my own lawn if i want to and nobody can stop me
Seriously none of you furrys like pussycat?
Nice, didn't even know these pics.
Do you realize what you've just done!?
Here you go
i probably just opened the box of Pandora
YOU'VE DESTROYED US ALL! DESTROYED US ALL! DESTROYED US ALL! DESTROYED US ALL!
BY THE POWER OF 4CHAN
I HAVE THE POWEEEEEER
I-IT'S WORKING! IT MAY END LIFE AS WE KNOW IT, BUT WE MUST CROSS THE STREAMS!
I got stuck in the Asian plane, now I have a tiny super soaker.
>second occasional content bump
>brb in about twenty to forty minutes, going to break away for now, secret backyard smoke break time
WE NEED MORE POWER
ANON'S GATHER AROUND!
POST MORE FUR
Why not just stay here and hang out, faggot?
Every other furry guy has a 10-12" dick, and I'm sitting on the fucking sidelines crying and fapping with chopsticks.
Just saying, most people have a 5" dick.
As long as you can enjoy yourself and your partner, you should be alright
It's dead now, it's all your fault. We need your sorcery to keep it alivr.
I'm literally joking, I'm 7",and couldn't be happier. Fitting a 12" dick inside a girl is hot , but that will fuck them up.
Haha, same here bro ^^
Feels great to be big, but not too big
That's a lie!
>also an old filename from my hentai years.
Also, girth matters. Pencil dick sucks, gotta stretch out a girl to fit you like a glove. You and I know what to do.
That's what happens between people and fur
Depends, do you measure correctly? If so, how big is your cock?
I love it when they tease
Is there the guy that yesterday was talking about that thing named tulpa? a sort of immaginary gf. I would like an explanation,since i followed at half of the discussion,plus it got really trigghered me
I used to have this stuff. Then I slowly eased into it, now I'm addicted to it.
Sometimes, you just gotta show them the law though.
That's the thing, I'm 7"x5.5" which makes it look pretty thin. I'm still a virgin, so I don't know wether or not this would please them, but I sure like to stroke it. Do you have problems as well to hide it?
Go away with your Taco Bell word.
Why not both?
A one-word Google search would return all the crazy you could possibly want
Hide what, erections? Yeah. But I fap before I go out in public, so I'm not tempted. At least not until I'm ready.
Yeah ofcourse, after some teasing you should fuck her, no doubt.
That's a little above average, so you're fine. Are you sure you measure correctly?
You can send a pic if you want.
That's the thing, if I go outside, I always think I'm might get up lucky and fuck some girl, but if you've just fapped, there will be less cum. So that's why I don't fap right before going to a party
Of course there will be less cum, you also don't want to be the Virgin who either
>precame like crazy
>came after 30 seconds
It's a hard line to walk. There never is a perfect balance.
How old are you?!? if I ask for a pic, I'm not gonna fap to it or something.
You should measure above the dick, not under it
That's the best part! You see their faces, twisted in agony, but at the same time, pleasure when you just ram that in. Won't go all the way in, but do some small, quick thrusts, and bam, slip N slide.
haha, I'll try it out
It's just to think that there arez other people with smaller dicks, who get way more pussy than me, haha
Sorry, I just like jumping right in sometimes.
Don't sweat it. You can do it. If not, find a furry waifu.
The hard thing is how to find girls. My parents think you can only find girls on parties. So they make me go constantly, which is quite annoying
Parties are not a bad idea, but also a weird place. How are your social skills?
There's good and bad. Usually the cringeworthy furfags get the spotlight and ruin everything.
>leaving out awesome
With all those negatives you already have enough to smother the one bit of hope
Like, pretty good if I'm not chatting in a group above 10 people or so. It helps when I drink, tho
I'm going to the gym now, which helps my social skills and improves my self-image.
>implying hope have ever existed
Thanks, but is there any other way to find girls?
Other people say you can find them at parties, but it won't be good enough for a relationship
Something feels off here. Is this some early work of hers?
That's because no one ever says "let's go get wasted and make sound decisions!" Whatever your interests are, try places you frequent, and places of your interest. That way, if you. Find a girl there, you won't be that much of opposites.
Don't ask me this, I screwed around in high school with girls. Don't really have to do much anymore.
Quite possibly. Haven't stalked her yet. Just love her art.
That's the thing, I'm into computers and guess how many girls are into computers? haha
Nah, I probably sound pathetic right now, but once I get my driver license, I'll just go to parties, haha
Why all the talk about dicks? Christ, that's half the problem with dick size and insecurity... people talk about the fucking things instead of using them
You'll be surprised how many really are. My ROP class had a few awesome girls. Only one hot one though, so you gotta remember, the hotter they are, the stupider they are.
>not always true.
That's why I wanted to help him, you're dick won't grow by jelqing or taking pills. It's the way it is and you just need to have fun with it, problem solved
fun story, was all set for a one nighter with a 2/10 girl (was horny, she was 5/10 to me) knew her, talked on kik for ages, eventually was told by her sister that she had a bf the entire time.. bitch was asking me to rate her (no nudes) and everything
Fap until you find someone willing, and things'll either work or they won't. If the equipment's not ideal, most people can make up most of the difference with effort (excluding vienna sausages). None of us is ever going to be legendary and no amount of talk or hope can change anything, so why bother? Worry is pointless
fucking /hr/ killing firefox the whole time
Ah, attention whores. I love them. Because I'm one of them. Except nudes helps get ratings, haha.
Wait, that exists?!?
>people on the street going: "stop fucking animals"