ITT: things only a wise man would say
>go to bed with itchy bum
>wake up with smelly finger
>The quality of any company's customer service is exactly equal to the quality of the customers
>When you drink against the grain of the liquor, you lose.
Life's like a movie; if you've watched half of it already and it's not been good, chances are the end isn't going to make up for it. No one should blame you for walking out early.
It more or less goes like that
>In this moment, I'm euphoric. Not because of any phony God's blessing. But because I'm enlightened by my own intelligence.
>We are creatures bound by the restraints of time and shackles of emotion. Only by realizing our fragility can we truly accomplish living a fullfiled life.