Well /b/, while participating in a "stick your dick in a console" thread someone brought to my attention my meatus (penis hole) looks like an abused vagina.
Dubs decide what I tell the doctor I've been doing to my penis that have cause it to irritate like that tomorrow when I get a check up.
Can be as much winrars as possible, trips I add all the different ways I have faped that probably cause it to look like that to the list.
Quite clearly you got your Girlfriend to stick her stiletto in there for sexual gratification, also that dickhole looks like it belongs on Angelina Jolies face, if she ever needs lip surgery your the guy to replace 'em.
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Tell the doctor you have been sticking live electrical cords on / in your penis. Like you took a lamp cord, cut it and stripped it to expose the wires. While it was plugged in, you inserted one lead into your penis via your pee hole, and then you completed tge circut via placing the other lead on the base of your shaft
Does anyone has that "girl... let me whisper in your ear" thread? it was somewhat alike to OPs post
Tell him you were sticking matchbox cars up there but couldn't get the school bus out
Aside from the fact that you have a vagina looking penis hole, how about you do something with that chewbaca fucking pubic hair. If you have a dick the same size as your thumb, shaving the hair will at least make it appear larger. Poor bastard.
thats why im still here.
fucking sides reached
Fucking legendary thread, tell me someone is screencapping this?
scientology did it
OP here, this thread brought tears to my eyes.
Thank you /b/
Oh my god. You have actual Dick Lips.
Damn I was trying to find that. Thought I had it.