/b/ this is an emergency I just witnessed a police murddeer holy shit I'm being chased
I'm i n Shreveport LOUISIana report this thread
what doi do, im gonna die
Nice one OP! Wish I was as high as you. You're going to love this, trust me. What you're seeing now are singles.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
When the cops catch up to you
*teleport behind them*
*unsheathe your katana*
"Psssh nothin personnel kid"
>being chased by cops
>posting on /b/ typing and entering captchas
record them chasing you and let the phone know that you are a victim
then throw the phone as far as you can somewhere
people will find it and after your death, the police will be put in jail
>lTHE SANE COPS THAT SHOT THAT KAN ARE CHASING ME
What kind of cop can't catch a guy typing on a phone?
He might have a 4chan gold account, fucktard.
There has been a murderer who posted right after choking a woman to death and leaving the body for her son to discover... But a man running away from cops to get killed minutes later, without finishing the thread.... Don't think so.
Now plz don't be a fag a give us more about wtf is going on on PS
Hi this is alex from alex is kill. My complicated rusemanship has been heralded as one of the most important of its time. I had audio, video, a character named bear, I had real anons going to explore driving hours in their vehicles. Some of these individuals were even Chinese. I'm here today to simply remind you that; The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Everybody have some fun, and keep in memeing, it's what makes this place so great!
Kill yourself, tryhard
never witnessed an actual , i guess you would call it, murder on 4chan. thanks for the amazing experience and rip in pce op you were only a faggot up until your death. now a hero of /b/
holy fuck guys, i guess this will be the new hot thing for the media
Pic related , its the media
soso new? Boston bombings had a bajillion threads and people listening to scanners all night, I don't recall anyone mentioning any threads that might have predicted it.
Nobody really knows. I checked the news from his area and there is nothing, but this just happened so I'll give it an hour or so for the news outlets to catch up. So it's either true or OP is a weeboo faggot mentally masturbating to all these posts.
There is nothing chasing you in that photo op
ALL RIGHT YOU NIGGERS
IT'S BETTING TIME
>WAS OP WHITE OR BLACK?
>WILL THIS BE COVERED UP AS SUICIDE?
>ON WHAT NEWS CHANNEL WILL WE HEAR ABOUT IT FIRST?
>IS OP KILL
Updates thoughout the night to see who wins