How do I hide my porn from my gf on my android. She's not okay with not knowing the password, and I'd scare her away with my midget bdsm, floor tiles, and all the other weird shit from this damn website
I don't use android so I don't know how it works.
Can you make folders, like you can in other OS's?
If so, go in your OS folder and make a subfolder that looks like part of the OS. Name it something like OSData, or APPlibdata or whatever.
Put your midgets there.
Then make a decoy folder, called pics, or porn, and put some plain vanilla porn in there for your girlfriend to find.
I don't think my phone has private mode? Is that a setting in your camera gallery?
like >>609708511 said, tell her to fuck off. it's not her phone.
besides... why the fuck are you putting your porn on your phone/tablet in the first place? keep that shit on incognito mode bookmarks or hidden deep in some secret directory if you must. if you feel the need to fap when out and about so damn badly that you need to whip out your phone and jerk in a public bathroom then you should probably fuck your "g/f" some more and get your priorities straight.
>tl;dr stop being a fag holy shit
First gf in a while, and we just started over spring break...so no nudes yet
>pic related: pretty much a clone of her
I just select the pics/vids and click hide element. Later I open hidden elements and browse all I want and it's all good.
Not safe although I doubt any problems will come of it. Might even work out, ya know, she'll know what you're into and all. Although I don't wank it to floor tiles, perverted fuck.
Don't know what phone you have, I have samsung S5. In settings, there's a mode called private mode. Turn it on, move pictures/vids to private folder, turn off. When off, shit in private folder is hidden. You have to be in private mode to add/remove shit from it though. Just check settings for it.
Put a dot (.) In front of the folder name. This way the folder will be hidden and wont show up in your image gallery. TRUE STORY!!! I had a nosey gf as well and this saved my ass a lot of times.
A hot girl knows she can go out and fuck any guy she wants.
An ugly girl knows she has to take what she can get, so if you give her the dick real good, you can treat her like shit and she's not going anywhere.
Thats a fine piece of ass. Take a step outside ur basement en take a look at women in reallife, you betafuck
be like "BITCH DON'T YOU BE SNOOPING MY FONE NOW"
>problem solved because even if she sees it you can be like "why you snoopin bitch" instead of having to defend your sick fucking fetish shit.
Use Astro file manager, move all porn to a newly created folder then rename it to ".pics" -- make sure to include the "." at the front of the title of folder, so to make it hidden!
It won't show up until you remove the "."
If you want to leave the "." in while being able to browse your folder, enable "show hidden files and folders" in Astro and now you can see your hidden porn folder.
Hiawei Honor 6 here. I can have different passwords. 1111 unlocks, but cant call any numbers related to work or use facebook and snapchat. Other code i can. Check if u got this feature.
If it's a HTC then there is an option in gallery which lets you hide folders, so Chuck your snuff into a folder and hide it, but you can still see it if you go to the images app. That being said, New update let's you hide apps, so you could also hide the images app, and only keep the gallery, with hidden folders, visable.
my own attempts to hide porn
download keepsafe the app there is a free trial period in which you can test what it can do: you can set a fake pin for a fake album with pictures of cats or some shit and a real pin for your porn. You are welcome
>How do I hide my porn from my gf on my android
>She's not okay with not knowing the password
What the fucking fuck are you doing?!...
A - You shouldn't have to HIDE porn from your gf!
B - YOUR PHONE is YOUR PHONE. What's in there doesn't concern anyone other than YOU! If you just roll on your back on shit like this she is not going to respect you for long.
Man the fuck up!
Use hide it pro , its an app that disguises itself as an audi manager app but youve to hold down the banner at the top and it brings up a lock screen and then put all your shit inside it, can also hide incoming texts from certain numbers and youll just get a notification saying new update for audio manager blah blah blah.
Not fat, but thick girls are a prefernce just like skinny girls.
And the same stupid argument Same could be turned on you: chasing anorexic girls because no one else will uck you
Step 1: Like what you like, and don't be ashamed of it. If the girlfriend wouldn't approve, she isn't the girlfriend for you. Keep looking, you will find someone who fits more appropriately into your life.
Step 2: Man up. Either tell her you like porn and that she can deal with it, or tell her to fuck off.
Step 3: Profit.
"Samefag" is newfagspeak for "I'm frustrated that someone actually agrees with someone else on something I disagree with them on so I'll cry samefag because it's an easy copout and I'm a bitch"
I know what you're saying, but when I wouldnt tell her she got offended and I don't want her not to trust me when I could just mane my phone kid friendly and let her be content
True. I had a gf like that when I was in my teens.
Treated her like shit (emotionally), manipulated her, never took her anywhere because I didn't want to be seen with her. I just came by for some hours when I wanted to fuck and then ignored her until I wanted some action again.
Good times haha.
A, well in that case check out photo locker for just pics or app lock for everything else. Be warned though that these apps give each file a new extension and they be accessed if someone were to find download them to a PC, upload them to their own phone which also has the app and view the files