Let's have some fun /b/.
So I made a fake Tumblr for lulz, said I identify as a couch, I am furniturekin, proceeded to do some posting about otherkin blah blah
Now they're threatening to dox me, they're rustled. Eternally. Get in here and let's have a good raid.
>TLDR Tumblr is mad
>Tumblr is mad
>The sun is burning
>Rabbits are fucking
>OP is a fag
That's what Tumblr is there for. For people to gather around and get mad and find new and exciting things to be mad at.
They tried to dox me and showed me to be about 600 miles from my actual location
The fire rises. They want me to kill myself for "mocking otherkin" kek
Mocking otherkin? Can you mock a joke?
Have you claimed that they are unjustly opressing you? tell them that you were born as furniture in a human body and that if they don't like that they're no better than the kkk.
Yes you have to lash back for hating a lifestyle you didn't choose you were born furniturekin you didn't choose this and then blow the situation way out of proportion you need to add triggers
Every message I claim they are furniturist MRA's, see they're trying to dox me but here's the fun part. I'm a cross country truck driver posting from a phone, I've been in 3 states just today. They're confused lol
Here she is. The doxer, sxlemwxtch. She mad
Here's the dox threat. Still waiting on a response. I swear fucking with this site is too easy.
Not sure anon, ima be honest I know nothing about doxing and I haven't bothered to proxy my android. So I'm sure there's a way, I couldn't care less if they found my address or other sites though, what's the worse they can do? Send a privelege check pizza to my house? Kek
Anon, dont, there is no point.
These tumblrtards, legitimately enjoy feeling vicitimized or 'insulted'.
Their personalities are kind of like some sort of a cross-breed between internet trolls and online religous activists.
Here's the post that triggered them and caused feels. Well, one of them
Here's my profile/blog or whatever u call it, tell me how THIS could offend so many snowflakes..
What you do is take screenshots, and go to tumblr with uploaded screenshots and tell them they are cyber bullying you, and use he tags #Cyberbullying #signalboost #Signal boost #Hatecrime #Furniturekin
Doing god's work op...
The fire rises. I'm being bullied and harassed guise.
We need to raise furniturekin awareness. Make furniturekin accounts. We identify as tables, chairs, pull out sofas and loveseats. We are united. We are stain resistant and vintage. We are furniturekin
OP here, got another one butthurt. She's bullying and triggering me
we butt heads. a lot. but all and all she's a good person. she used to spit the "70 cents on the dollar" propaganda at me until I showed her the credited articles and source data. got it here, of course. she hasn't mumbled it once since then. got something else from here about how modern teachers are actually skewing male grades. she was a teacher for a year. got two articles and the source paper for her to read. she hasn't read it yet because she is afraid of the truth, I think. she likes to believe that women generally have it worse in all walks of life. my goal is to slowly convert her to the truth.
Did she just refer to otherkin as "mentally ill children"? TRIGGER WARNING! STOP TRIGGERING ME!
Say something like "how dare you call otherkin mentally ill, our lifestyle is just as valid as yours"
Exactly. I'm moving at 60 mph so any dox they attempt is gonna fail.
Also, cocs wants to play..... spamming my inbox with shitposts
this is cocs....
>Load up skyrim
>Proceed to listen to introduction
>Ring up Bethesda, tell them that I'm a furniturekin and not this mysogynistic 'Dovahkiin' and threaten to boycott all their products
>The patriachy loving man on the other end starts laughing and I have an anxiety attack. He can only hear my extremely heavy breathing and become artificially concerned. (We know men cannot feel concern for women, only enjoyment at their suffering which is why they are scum)
>'Ma'am are you okay? Do I need to call the paramedics'
>'No you cis male scum, taking my rights to my healthcare away from me as well as my personal identity of being a furniturekin'
>Hang up the phone and cry for three hours straight
>Microwave disc and cause a house fire
>Blame Bethesda for triggering me and have the support of many fellow tumblrs
>They release ESO which allows you to be any kin you want.
>But there are only binary gender options
>Boycott products until TES VI comes out.
OP here, thanks for the keka so far bros, any ideas on how to get the shit storm really kicking?
I identify as reloading kin. Take this an do what you must /b/ros
MFW his writing while in a truck is neater than mine normally.
Haha yogaokiedokie is tep kok bra
I really want to flood tumblr with Monitorkin, Waterbottlekin and shit like that.
If you identify as another gender you're retarded enough, much less a fucking skunk or whatever the fuck those idiots rag on about.
>come at me tumblrfags so obviously lurking
Well here's a good place to start. Let's flood this blog with our uncommon kin types.
Yes this blog is real. Go check it.
I'm looking through this thread and I have a question what the fuck is a kintype??
It's basically when retards believe that they are genuinely a reincarnation something else. Like OP is pretending he is part-furniture, some autists think they are part-dragon or dog or whatever.
Not really sure where to go from here
4got image sry
Yeah and I think it's worsened by the fact that no one takes them seriously, well except other Tumblr users that relate to that "state of mind" They tell stories that resemble a bedtime tale a mongoloid moron or severely autistic twit would write.
She looks like her parents don't talk to her often and that her peers at school are absolute fucking retards. Anyone who tries to talk sense to her would be replied with "OH YOU'RE JUST A TROLL & NEED 2 STFU"
It should be treated as a legit mental disorder. I mean I'm sure the majority of the people on Tumblr do it for the attention (just like hardcore Catholics pretend to speak in tongues so they feel like they fit in and shit) but if people genuinely think they are something that's not human, there's something very wrong with their brain.
It should. Jesus and I thought I had some problems
I don't use Tumblr, but to my understanding its a pretty huge website with a really broad variety of people. This whole SJW-otherkin-retard shit is just one of the communities it's home to.
The dsm no longer calls it borderline. There is now a spectrum called "unstable personality disorder" in it's place.
These idiots who self diagnose aren't doing it from updated material....if Any material at all.
tables, chairs, pull out sofas and loveseats
holy shit dude, where are the real challenges??!
I identify as a 19th century ceramic tile stove