knew this chick in primary school
shes a slut now. get me a date, nudes, funny responses, whatever the fuck /b/
lol, just wanted to reply so she doesn't disappear
i have another girl if this fails, but ill make a new thread for it later
Can I fuck ur anus and rip out ur ovaries while u suck me off
She's possibly back. now we wait
she's like a 6/10 but i'd still put my dick in her
guys holy shit some guy just messaged me a screenshot
maybe it's her boyf? what do
Yeah so like you tryna fuck later this week or nah? I just got a shit load of money (dont ask how) and will be skipping town soon. I want to make sure I get it in with you before I go, though. I can pay if you want. Name any price
If this is OP... top kek
You'd really need a slut to get your dick wet
OP Post Dick Pic, If you dont within 5 minutes ill send this
Serious or irony that's genius mate.
Don't listen to half these people, lame ass shit like that almost guarantees a laugh, irl more-so. If you say it in a cute cheesy way, not a seedy desperate /b/ way anyway.
Hey this is Leianna. Thanks for showing me this thread guys. I am currently contacting the police and I'm a bit freaked out over this stalkerish behavior.
Yeah, thing is I chilled with one of them and he starting talking to me about how he's reached a level of smokin weed that no one has reached be4.
Then I roll a joint and smoke it up with him, at which point he gets a panic attack..
Just to break the ice you stone cold playa.
If the first thing you do is make a girl laugh at something ridiculous, she's already conditioned to giving a positive reaction to something pathetic.
It will come in handy when she sees your penis anon.
>you failed writing lol :D
>Yeah, but you can't type for shit you absolute fucking condor slag.. um.. have to contain myself :P
>alex your autist
>You're autist-er :)
>OP here, i am. you guys are pretty funny
not where i expected the thread to go at all lol
OP thought we could get him laid, then he decided to write a cheesy cute joke, which she responded to awkwardly, then he wanted to pretend its a frape,
that didn't work either because he said "HAHHAAH" when her boyfriend contacted him
then he realized he's fucked and tried to change the subject of the thread by posting a pic of a nigger from his laptop and resplying with his phone.
we caught him and we started to make fun of his pics and stuff because he's cringey, and now he's covering his family members because he knows how /b/ works etc.....
nah dude. you guys like to think you're like super detectives but you haven't really found anything that bad. honestly old photos are pretty kekworthy though, have a rare pepe
Thanks! have a really really funny picture
Go ahead, save it it's all yours my friend :^)
establishing a friendly connection
>you haven't really found anything that bad
implying there' more... Yummy
>honestly old photos are pretty kekworthy though
>have a rare pepe
trying to bribe us eh?
Holy shit, is that banana hiding his shame?
That's absolutely the opposite of what you'd expect from fruit which is incapable of feeling emotion.
I guess the fruit is anthropomorphized (you can tell by the way he has a human face instead of more banana) and so he's using his skin as a kind of metaphor for clothes.
We can all relate to this banana, we all know what it feels like no not be comfortable in our own skin and to just want potassium inside you.
I think it's all gonna be okay :)
I haven't posted any of the destabilizing shit but I guess I can't prove that to you guys wah wah.
P.S. It's skate witches not skating witches guys the joke is that we neither skate nor are witches but when we do occasionally go to my house people open the door get on the floor everybody walk to the store.
> dont get carried away by a banana.
His name was Alex Byre
What? I wrote this one.
I'm just some guy on a gay thread about some loser, which is full of losers pointing out what a loser the first guy is, and I happened to see a hilarious picture of a banana.
You're seriously angry about this neckbearded manlet, I get that. But relax, no need to be so fucking serious! You're acting like a newfag.
That... Is True. OP is such a faggot. I mean, Alex Byrne is such a faggot!
Is Alex Byre the new face of 4chan? or just omega and play gran autismo?
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!!!!
I think we are messing with the wrong guy!
Focus on what? What do you really want us to do to this guy?
People will be contacted and he'll be embarrassed yeah that's great, but please commander if we have to turn up at his house and kill him then you're gonna have to arrange some flights for those of us who live in a different country.
hey guys, al here
actually am keking hard guys, thanks for being /b/
not lying i swear
You keep finding old photos of me
there is nothing to make maymays from
try add my sister tho, she could make so pretty fine may mays
yes, i fucked the one closest to the camera
i'm also a freemason - you hatin
capcha = dimps
this nigga is impersonating me
- love alex byre