Friend is being a fag, he likes a girl from another country.
He being a massive beta creep
Dubs/69 decide what is said
Dude , get your shit together.
With so many women around you, you choose one you can't get. And even if you start a relationship. Do you think it's going to work out ? The long distance part and shit? Trust me on this. Even if you manage to date her do you really think you both are going to be happy ? No. There's no physical contact , just letters on your screen saying "luv u bae" and what not. And what about sex ? Are you going to shove your cellphone up your ass and call it "anal" ? Reality is knocking. Open up.
I CANNOT HANDLE ALL THESE DUBS AND TRIPS.
Also, he doesn't really seem to be a close friend of yours if he gets mad at you that quickly.
I'll start a new thread if anything interesting happens but he's just being a stubborn bitch right now
Trust me Im very romantic, Tell you what, here's what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna take you and sit you on my lap and I'm gonna ask you what you want for your birthday, then I'm gonna take my left hand and put it on your left breast, then I'm gonna take my right hand and put it on your right titty, then I'll start whispering the extreme dinosaurs theme song in your ear.
lol lian wtf do you wanna express with that senseless sentence?? i know you want me, you wanted to see how i react when you tell me abuot falling in love with a girl and here i am on my knees for you and all you do is attack me???
seriously fuck you i can be someone elses bitch, tho id love to be yours.
let me be your asscunt or this friendship is over.
stop all this about this girl and come to the true side
The Tom Brady side
W-Wait, before we go any further...
W-well this- This is me
say that again, faggot
Just see what'll happen