you want a funny thread
so you post that
not off to a good star are we
"the Slavs arrived" Top fucking kek. Worth the read, saved and fucking thanks.
Be careful not to cut yourself on all that edge m8
>The year of our lord, two thousand fifteen and people are this new
thank you for saving the thread m8
>when you know a thread is 99% summerfags
Not restraining your power levels at all tonight I see.
Oh god. I can't post what I want because of recent ban. Ipost a fat chick in a post fat chicks thread on /soc/ and first get banned for inappropriate content. Then it said flooding, spamming. And THEN it said ban evasion. WTF? This banana is good for 50 posts in a single YLYL thread. WTF MODS? WTF?
FUCK OFF SAMEFAGGOT
Cum on guys, get in the Spiderman shed. *coaxes you in the shed like sheep*
that porn on the computer in the background
>be working at waterpark
>get put on slide duty almost all the time
>slide duty is boring as fuck
>we get told what to do if someone's using a tube incorrectly
>and what to do if someone goes down before they should.
>but not what to do if we think someone's exceeding the load limit.
>this is never a problem, no one I've seen so far has even come close, even those on double tubes. >until one day...
>Lifeguard at wave pool radios up, says
Uhh anon, there is a "person of size" heading up the stairs to your slide pod
>I have no idea how long it will be until they get there
>start to panic, there are no procedures for this
>there are NO procedures for this
>no scale, no asking them to turn back, no anything
>realize that the slide entrance is huge, and there's no way that anyone could weigh more than the load limit.
>I was wrong
>I was so very wrong
>I suddenly see them
>Total hamplanet is standing 3 people back in the line. She's wearing one of those ugly fat people bathing suits meant to hide the fat from the other waterpark goers
>radio my bro john
>tell him that i have a hambeast up here in the quietest voice i can muster
>he gets off break early to see this
>she'll fit, but barely
>the slide takes a few corners, then shoots down, and ends up in a toilet bowl thing
>send her down while John and I try and contain our laughter
>there's a camera at the bottom of the slide, and one in the toilet bowl.
>Look in toilet bowl camera
>she is STUCK in the exit
>almost die of laughter, and confuse the other patrons
>they have to shut off the slide and go and deflate her tube to get her out
>now we have a size limit on our slides
I hate my Job
I have a face. What are you implying?