Today's thread is brought to you by the letter "G" for "gag"
Shhh, say no more
G for wow rood
I thought that was a horse penis at first... based on the thumbnail.
Oh wow now I can't unsee it, you fucker
I have dirty thoughts :(
House of cards is a Netflix thing apparently so
That screenshot will never cease to astound me.
The world is a dark and dreary place, full of horrors.
Blankets exist for this, and are great.
Don't you think I have one?
Now you're just being silly
Where the heck is it still cold? It was like 70 here today.
Where I live
If it was 70, then I could let my balls hang out free. That would be nice
I do that in the winter anyways. Wuss
And thus we have the phrase "Blue balls" but for a different reason
They look pretty caucasian to me.
Stick them outside bare and see how long that last
The neighbors don't need to see that.
Goodnight, you fags.
Yeah, its a Netflix original. But I don't watch ANYTHING nowadays.
We had fucking snow today. Weather's been fucking crazy.
I'm sorry to hear that. We've been getting relatively nice weather, minus the rain.
Well, that's your call man
Obviously, you should consider getting a snuggle buddy for warmth purposes.
That sounds dreadful
Looks better than some of the other ones out there
He's half the man he'll ever be
I'd love that but my snuggle buddy is across the world
You wouldnt know, shut up, talk shit get hit.
You herd me
You're right, I wouldn't know. Avocado makes me gag.
Why I'm getting my passport
But it's such short notice
Eat the avocado pops right now motherfuker.
Captcha told me to select the avocados and one was an avocado Popsicle
That sounds gross
All these captchas are making me feel is hunger
I hope it's a fun adventure that doesn't lead to any ill troubles.
I don't want to Nibi ;_;
Meh, I'll be fine. Travel insurance exist for a reason
Me thinks you are confusing hunger with "Lust"
Its the popsicles or cum, your choice.
Looks like you know what you want in life.
Definitely the latter
All I know is I have a hankering for something
Definitely not cumsicles
Damn right I know what I want.
Too bad you're not cute.
nigga u gay
No, I just want to fuck a guys ass raw until it's full of cum
Of course I'm gay
Too bad you'd probably give me a black eye after and call me a faggot.
Possibly. Do I just stick sticks into avocados and freezem?
Thats a bit rapey
You'd like it making you worse.
fuck man sittin here postin weird bird shit man talking about sesame street and shit with the yellow fuckin bird singin abc and shit to the kids, the kids that are making up our future what do we even do with them? fuck man, kids going out in the world god damn world has terrorists and shit like fuckin ISIS over in the iraq and they fuckin worship egyptian gods and shit you know what im saying right? fuckin egyptians didn't know shit with their fucking pyraminds man fuck the egyptians they were never as cool as other civilizations talking about american civilization man with the hollywood movies and ennio morricone composed the soundtrack for the good and ugly what the fuck man that movie has guns and shit like a colt revolver i had a colt revolver i gave it to somebody and they played russian roulette when the cops got my friend using it for the purpose to die why do people die like in the schindler list where the penises dangle from the jews holy shit fuck man like the penesis dangle from the wolf creatures fuck man i totally forgot about these wolf creatures man i had an alaska wolf dog team and went sledding fuck shit whats the event called the ididarod or some shit it was fun but i landed in a cold snow bank fuck man its pretty cold in here i think i should turn the ac down but fuck ac because it caused reagan to win with the fucking people to the south and shit no conservation republicans like no conserve republicans in the civil war reconstruction fuck man help those slaves theyre so downtrodden jesus fuck man i am so fucking high i think ill just post this now help
Its not if they want it that way
You wouldn't like it, making it tragic and depressing.
I think you mash em like guacamole and freeze em with a tick like that.
Who would even?
Getting to hurt you so I dont feel guilty about the sex? Id love it.
Thanks <3 u 2!~
I wouldnt want to risk damaging that prett- wait forgot ur ugly.
Sounds like you're lying
Itl be great
What? Lots of people like to be handed roughly
I'm pretty sure, regardless of pretty or ugly, the point would be to damage the face.
Dunno, what if it's a bad idea?
Id do it, for you.
It wont be, trust me. You can trust me with ur face, my dear.
Swap between that, gut punches, forcing me against a wall, and other things, and there's a line of dates.
Alright, well this better make a lot of money
Holy shit. Some of my words were intentionally retarded; didn't realize I fucked up the entire thing.
Essentially I'm turned on and would like dick in my mouth for realzies. OK.
I dunno, I dont date uggos
This isnt about the money
No, there is something more. Behind the avocado curtain.
It just needed a couple "xD" faces and you would have been golden as a prepubescent girl on Tumblr.
Wait... Is there? I didnt think that much into this.
Think of the civilian applications of Avocadocicles
It'd probably appeal to the lchf community.
Well what do you want out of Avocado Popsicles
This wasnt even my marketing scheme.
Not even frozen avocados can save us now
Drink some cum, it should calm you down
Why are you here? Does furry man slesh interest you? Wow, gross, faggots.
Suck my balls... Wait you'd enjoy that...
So many mouths to fill with cum. Need help?
>Would rather put a bullet through my head than have sex with another man IRL
>Would not object to being railed by a furry with a dick
Am I in denial? I hate being conflicted like this. I like women, but something about furry things make me roll both ways.