Hey /b/ can you watch my chocolate milk for me while I run to the store?
not a problem OP, we got your back, niggah
Sorry sir, some of it has spilled out though
that looks like tomato juice, not chocolate milk you maroon
Dear, dear, ...well no use crying over spilt milk, here's a new one
the milk was poisoned.
damn you OP, you magneficent swine
Got a little something something to spice it up
why wont it stop? fucks sakes OP, what have you done to me?
DROP THE FUCKING PHONE AND NO ONE GETS HURT
PUT THE FUCKING HANDS UP!!
HERE! Take some franklinators to fight off the milk-haters!
Talk to the hand faggot
تعطيني حليب الكلبة أو أنني سوف تهب لهم جميعا !!
OkayOkay your right.. I'll take the milk, just step around that corner for me..
DRINK IT! DRINK THE FUCKING MILK!
fucking shoot me! I love that shit! I aint drinking that shit-tier milk!
That's why I got some Skim milk for you a-anon!
YOU'RE GONNA DRINK IT, AND YOU'RE GONNA FUCKIN' LIKE IT!
In the name of freedom, I demand you hand over the chocolate milk
there. THERE. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW??
>IM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION
Resisting won't do you any good, all it is is a little milk... won't you try it, anons?
YOU FOOL! YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD!! YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET!!!
>Tfw drinking 4.5% milk for the first time.
someone BTK'd your milk, OP. we got the cops and the FBI involved, but the bastard held us at gunpoint and forced us to drink it
You think you can mess with my chocolate milk? Think again.
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mutha fucka i was trying to protect it. some bastard got poisoned, OP. feels frog was shooting up the place, people crying and squealing.
people died mang, twas a sad day for us all
I prefer strawberry milk.
>its the only way to be sure
More are gonna die if you don't GET ME MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE MILK
i cant even begin to comprehend what the fuck is going on in that pic but well kek'd my friend, well kek'd
So.. Uh... Does anyone have any chocolate milk left?
It was all a trick! MUAHAHHAHA
Skim Milk's superior amount of calcium and lack of fat makes it immune to your weapons!
But its not immune to...PEPESPRAY
Quick, chocolate milk lovers, unleash all Pepes upon the skim heathens!!!!
AHA! I CAST MY SPELL CARD!
Hi, Rabbi. I hope I've helped you spread the word of the goodness of Skim Mi- UH I mean Chocolate Milk
What the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch?
i think theres something wrong with this milk. i cant feel my tongue
OH JEHOVA, WHAT HAVE I DONE? YOU'RE NO JIDF MEMBER... FOR THE LOVE OF YHWH, SHUT IT DOWNNN!
CONTAIN YOURSELF, VILE CUR, LEST YE DESIRE TO FACE MY SWORD
sorry pal , but na
wow that was beautiful. what a gloriously expensive fuck-up. kek
and so you should. now future generations can look back at this momentous occasion and go 'hot DAMN those /b/tards back in the day knew how to rock the fuck out of a chocolate milk thread, god speed /b/tard ancestors GOD SPEED YOU GLORIOUS BASTARDS'
These were me