Dubbs decides what I do with this super glue
>step1: uncap super glue
>step2: put it in your anus
>step3: squeeze that shit
Seriously, if he glues his fingers together how are we going to see him deliver. Quads you glue your off hand hand to the side of your face.
You can do better than this faggots.
>65 or 56 decides
Drop some in your nostrils. Use a peg to hold them shut. Then, squeeze the tube to the back of your throat, empty the entire contents. From there you will have to lay on your back, bring your knees up to your chest and rock back onto your neck.. try everything to try compress your wind pipe until it dries.
Stick inside dick and squeeze
Glue eyelids OPEN. Use eye drops for next 12h instead of blinking.
Shitty stick for proof. Butthole feels funny but it's really not bad
Sorry guys no urethra but I'll stick it to my belly
I was planning on going to sleep, but holy shit, I have to stay
You hear that OP? It's disappointment. Soul crushing disappointment. We're a weary people here on 4chan; we work long, hard days only to come home to under appreciation and loneliness. A beautiful solace is found in this wonderful board, where we unite behind the crazy hijinks we explore together. Would you deny our people their providence? What would Moot, god rest his soul, say? Now, as a representative of something much larger than myself, shove that super glue up your urethra.
like that will make it all better
trust me on this one...
OP FUCK, props for the dedication. But I feel for what you are about to go through
you're going to need a doctor.
very nice OP - I'm proud of you.
But try to find the next hospital soon, because you will not be able to piss anymore and it will hurt like hell.
Also how is my bod guys be honest