Alright you fucking faggots for the first time in my life I need advice and you are the only people I can really relate to
>make decent money at job, promoted to supervisor 2 years ago
>make more than enough to live comfortably because no family
>esoteric hobbies, always been a loner, that's how I like it
>neighbor is a 28 year old chick with a 6 year old daughter, widowed, husband died in car crash a few years back
>I felt kind of bad for her at the time and I've been helping her with shit around her house, because she's an incompetent fucking woman so I change her motor oil and figure out why the sink wont drain, etc.
>lately we've been friendly, she brings me food sometimes as thanks for help
>about 5 months ago in december
>in garage working on a project
>she comes over and asks what my christmas plans are
>sigh and tell her I'm going to visit my family
>she says I don't sound too excited about it
>tell her yeah, they always give me shit about still being single and ask when I'm going to settle down and all this garbage, I hate visiting the family
>she asks if she could help
>laugh and say "want to pretend to be my girlfriend to get them off my fucking back"
>I wasn't serious at all, but she says sure
>so I introduce her/her kid to my family, they get along, we have a nice christmas, go back home and tell her thanks for the help
>things go back to normal
>Except they don't
>she's coming over way more frequently now
>asking me to come eat dinner with them
>being way to friendly
>As dense as I fucking am, I can kind of get the hint she might actually want me to play new daddy
>I absolutely don't fucking want to, I'm content with my single life and hate being around other people longer than necessary
>But she's a very nice lady and I hate to just tell her to fuck off
>What can I do to make her passively become uninterested?
Just get in there or you'll regret it in 25 years when you have no one to love you in old age
You say you like single life? but how do you know the grass isn't greener on the other side
If you find her attractive and actually like then go for it.
But if you're content with your single life like you say, either:
1. Tell her she sweet and all but you're not looking to get into a relationship
2. Just say you're seeing someone right now
Why the fuck did I think asking a website full of desperate virgins was a good idea for even a minute.
I'm just going to keep playing stupid and if she bluntly comes on to me I'll just tell her I'm asexual or something and not interested
You've got social avoidant disorder. The reason you "hate being around other people longer than necessary" is because subconsciously you're afraid if they spend enough time with you they will see your inadequacy.
You just need to get over whatever it is you're afraid this woman will learn about you if you let her into your life.
no good way out of this. Other than being blunt but that's hard to do. Best trick of all is to get a girlfriend man- that will push her away surer than anything besides bluntness / ending all contact.
Your instinct, to stay away from this girl with kids, is a good one. Even if you don't have a GF, you can't get stuck being dad to this fucking kid.
How does she look OP?
From a karma standpoint it's a + 1000 award. Supporting a widow and her orphaned no dad child is a ticket to heaven hahaha (fuck yourself atheist fags, if no karma then do it to benefit humanity)
From a personality standpoint, if you wanna be reclusive your whole life and be a hermit them do so. You got a job and a house? and you're 30 years old man. Get of 4 Chan and see what this woman really wants... just air your hesitancy to want to continue things, cuz your neighbors and what of things didn't work out, hate for things to be awkward blah blah blah. Or just go and pound that pussy and see what happens. Your the man and you got the upper hand. But never downplay the power of the pussy man cuz she probably isn't getting smashed and her pussy is probably tighter than the bottom stones of the pyramids
Well you might be on to something there. I mostly don't like people getting close and learning about me. my sister has some stupid fucking psychology degree and always tells me I show 9/10 flags for being a sociopath and asks me to go to these meetings but fuck that.
This confirms my suspicion. People like you tend to avoid relationships because they feel so inadequate that a woman would never be happy with you.
So you convince yourself you're happy alone, but I'd bet you fantasize about the perfect relationship a lot don't you?
go for it op go for it op go for it op who fucking cares go for it I don't see anything bad with at least trying
if 7-8/10 you best get on that.
with your attitude & borderline faggotry you will never do better
if 6/10 or less, keep looking, tell her some made up shit about your 'last relationship' and that you are just not ready.
grown ass man with 2 kids & wife/job here. you must be confusing me with yourself nigger.
People like you are usually riddled with something obvious like body issues, but you can't be too bad looking if shes showing so much interest, or it doesn't matter to her.
Be honest, do you have issues with your dick?
or was there something about your home life you tried to keep hidden from the world or something?
If you really want to pass up a good thing. Just tell her you never want to get married or be in a long relationship. And make it clear you are serious. If she want's to be with you ANYTHING else you do will devastate her. If you do nothing she will get more and more connected and try harder. If you lie and she finds out, she will be completely crushed and ask herself why she's not good enough for you. Being honest is the best. She might still get emotional, but the longer you let it go the worse it will get.
25 engaged alpha to a 8-9/10 (depending on a day ). Make 80K a year in the medical mary j field.
Anyway. Don't be such a faggot. Go drink some fucking booze. Invite her over and talk to her nicely, get take out, drink with her, express your feelings. Never ever say you haven't gotten laid, study some porn ( even though you probably got a phd in it) and visualize practicing with her and smash. Your heart will race, you'll contemplate doing it, but who knows she may pull down your pants and suck your dick so hard you'll explode like a supernova
Passively? Don't be around as much as possible, or move. Stop picking up your phone, and try to verbally give her the cold shoulder trough your manorisms (If you're being almost obviously rude about it but she still won't get off your dick, then it's time to be an asshole.)
Nope, not a psych major, I'm a person whose done a shitload of research because I have a disorder, and I've met many other people with all kinds of disorders, now I'm at the point where the way someone words something can indicate something.
>turning away a chance at a normal life
>muh awesome single life
>implying jerking off alone is better than a qt3.14 lover
God, you're a fucking homo
Shit dude i'd tell her to get lost, I got stuck in the exact same situation 2 years ago and now I'm playing daddy for someone elses shitty kid. I could be doing all sorts of awesome shit like play video games and fuck other women but i'm kind of a moral fag irl and my friends and family love her, but I am miserable as all fuck and drink my self complacent every night.
The only things I hide are my powerlevels. I watch a lot of anime and own a ton of guns. I guess I'm mildly concerned about someone learning that because it's too much of a fucking hassle to try and explain "I like things" to stupid people
she's moderately attractive. like, 6/10 in stained t-shirt and sweats, 7/10 when she dresses up for something. I don't really feel anything when I see her. I feel like if I indulge the relationship just because it's offered to me I'll just be pretending to live a normal life and get tired of it eventually.
Tell her "I'm sorry, I'm gay/asexual. Which is why I needed your help so much. I can't be in a relationship with a woman, but my family would never understand. Thank you so much for your help, and I'm terribly sorry if you had expected more to come from it."
Never had someone at my computer before, don't know how I'd feel about it.
Real guns. 17 of them. I like target shooting on my weekends off.
Don't own any physical anime paraphernalia.
Just tell her "by the way I should notify you I'm a registered sex offender, but for some reason the online list is not up to date. But since we're friends I thought you needed to know..."
Some women won't run from that. But you should run from these women.
You won't get tired of the pussy for a while. A lot of times hesitancy is related to anxiety, of which is related to self esteem. Maybe it will be better for you. If it doesn't work out then you move on.
Don't be like every other beta and not do anything. I got friends who are dating fucking models and they watch Anime with their chick's and get blown. Everyone has a hobby and things they like. Don't let associations stop you
Jesus christ, just fuck her already. Then fuck her some more. Then drink yourself pissdrunk. Drunk call her so she sees that you are not a fit. End of story. You lost your virginity and can maby have a better life and get a real girlfriend.
not OP, but basically this is me, no relationship lasts longer than a year, im 29, never married, no kids, no future, bad job, but all my free time has been put to good use, im musical as fuck, so thats good i guess.
Oh you got tied into that shit way too early man, 30's a bit of a different story, to me, I'd rather pick up a decent chick with a decent 6 year old than have a new one and have to deal with the worst 6 years lol
so here's an idea
I'm going to drink a bit, not enough to get drunk but enough to pretend I'm drunk and treat her like shit. If she's still in to me after that, fuck it, I'll give her a chance, she might be manipulable enough to entertain me.
Don't do it. You know that decent money that you make? She and her kid need it. The nice things you do for her that she cooks to thank you for? She doesn't like having to reciprocate and she is tired of asking nicely in the first place.
She sees what you have to offer, which is utility and resources. She wants those things for herself and her kid. Having a man to bang and all that is cool too but that's easy to get so its not really of value to her.
If you get with her I wager dollars to donuts that you will quickly find that she is in debt, doesn't think your hobbies are worthwhile, and expects you to change to suit her.
I'd take pussy any day over money hundrednaire. Sucks you make 14 an hour and got dried up balls
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OP PLEASE JUST DATE HER IF IT DOESN'T WORK OUT SHE JUST DUMPS YOU AND THATS IT YOU LOSE NOTHING
That's a pretty retarded idea. When the fuck did the idea of being a normal person about it go out the window? Just fuckin straight up tell her "i'm not interested in a relationship". I've done that multiple times, still got laid. Ya ever think sometimes the chick just wants a bone without all the baggage too?
Haha good luck being a virgin for the rest of your life OP.
If she makes more money or not does not matter. Though we can agree that one of her motives is to fuck the nice neighbor, her other motives also include fucking the nice neighbor.
Or... you could use the fact you live next door to train her into wife material.
At the moment shes trying to train you, rewarding you for tasks completed for cooking.
Flip the tables on that bitch, next time she comes over mention you'd like to try something shes cooked before again.
After she brings you food, help her with something, or just let her yap at you for 10 minutes.
begin to taper off the amount of attention you give her as a reward gradually and she will continue the behaviour out of habit.
More tips on dealin' with bitches from Cesar anyone?
sometimes i feel angry that it doesn't bother me like it should, like i'm missing out on something I don't really want that much, and what is wrong with me for not wanting it? idk but my goal is to be one of those dudes in a nice hotel or some ballroom playing the piano all night, it's a weird fetish i have, do something really well in front of a large number of people and be completely ignored
i probably shouldn't still be thinking like a teenager at 29, but fuck it, can't be helped
Just because you don't want a relationship with her doesn't mean you shouldn't bang her.Its like getting free milk without owning a cow.
nice guy got drunk and is having issues
>maybe I can fix him
You might be getting angry because you've convinced yourself you don't want something you feel like you cant have.
If you feel like a relationship is doomed to fail, you probably have anxiety.
Being a 30 year old virgin has probably left you with so much performance anxiety it's manifesting as all kinds of negative feelings.
This is going to sound retarded but I suggest telling her you're a virgin.
You might feel a weight off your shoulders, and she obviously thinks you're a nice guy, she'll probably be more understanding than you think, it could change your life dramatically.
Bro just date her. She likes you. Take her out on a date and atleast see if you are compatable in any way. If not just smash and leave. I mean if she isn't that attached shes gunna leave anyways because your first time fucking her is gunna suck ass because your a virgin. Just do it man
Spend more time in that bitches house, she'll think you're getting closer.
When she does something good like bring you a drink or a sandwich, ask her how her day was.
When she does something bad like ask you to babysit, suddenly leave with an excuse.
Repeat this pattern over a few weeks and she'll learn to keep you happy and avoid boundaries.
You have all the power in a relationship where you can just walk next door and go home.
>anti social loser throwing away undoubtedly his only shot at happiness at life
>too much of a stupid edgelord to even realize this
Your bitch has a puppy, use this to your advantage.
Use the kid both as a fast lane to blowjob town and as a way to play vidya with no hassles from her.
He might suck for a while but 6 year olds pick shit up fast.
If you 2 are playing vidya, she'll both be happy a man is paying the kid attention, and desperate to maintain the peace, so she'll bring you snacks so the kids attention doesn't need to broken by inconvenient pauses.
The night after the first time shes left you alone with the kid is the perfect time for surprise anal. You can quickly defuse anger about the intrusion with a "c'moooonnnn, I watched your kid"
A kid growing up without a dad will be damaged for life. If the the kid likes you just fucking go on and fuck that milf. You also get to have a kid with the annoying diaper shit already done.
>is wizard status
>doesn't at least want to lose his v-card
>or de-flower a bitches asshole
If she's fuckable
>I need say no more
>you can fuck her without getting entangled, just think logically before acting
If she's not
>begin by declining the smallest invitations
>lead that subtly into full-scale distancing
Noooo. Dont need to be a jerk. You could need something from her in the future. Just tell him that youre gay and that you trust her to keep your secret because shes your friend.
Sounds like you need to fuck her in every hole and take it to the point she won't talk to you. Public nudity. Anal fisting. Sex Club Gang Bang. Get like 10 niggers to impregnate her and then say you'd never raise a niglet and leave. Fuck anon be creative you faggot.
Step 1: Dress up like Babadook
Step 2: Creep into neighbor's house at night
Step 3: Leave creepy babadook book in house on child's bookshelf. Write in rhymes and talk about being let in or some other nonsense.
Step 4: Only show yourself to the child after the child reads creepy book, this will wear on the mothers psyche as there clearly aren't real monsters.
Step 5: Once the mother is on the brink of insanity, show yourself to her and convince her that your her dead husband.
Step 6: Convince her to kill her child to be with you
Step 7: ????
Step 8: Profit.
Find a new girl, a nice one, preferably with a better body and slightly younger than the neighbour.
Bring her round frequently, remain friend-zone style friendly with the neighbour, be polite, help her out from time to time, but less so - because you are busy with the new girl.
If you pussy foot around, you WILL end up taking care of another man's child - and in that case, you might as well put an apron on and castrate yourself. It's like a permanent cuckold state.
I cancelled my wizard status and the powers that go with it at 31.
Took me quite some months to become used to fucking, and quite a lot of practise.
In the years before that, I had built up towards being a social animal, had females interested in me and so on. Glad I dug my way out - I never should have been in a hole in the first place.
This dude gives halfway decent advice - try it out with your neighbour - let her teach you some things - then drop her if you don't see a future.
Might be awkward though, because you live next door to her, and also might be a problem for you as you will become attached and feel guilty about dropping her.
So, in other words - stay away, keep your distance and find another female to sex.
OP here, on lunch break at work, mulling it over and might ask her on date to try and gauge what exactly she wants from me. How to first date as 30 year old wizard /b/.
I can't reply much because at work on phone but will be reading.
She'll make it very easy for you - given she's already had a hundred dicks inside her including the one that chuffed a sprog up there.
Don't become too attached dude - you really don't want to end up with another dude's child around - it will fuck up your life and the lives of your children (if she lets you have any more) forever.
She's probably the typical fuck anything that moves while she's young, then seek a harmless beta to provide for her bastard child when she hits 30 and starts to decline.
Use her to gain experience, find out what you want - then move on.
While you make some good points, the bit about getting experience and moving on probably won't apply to me. I'm not the type to go out seeking relationships. Either it turns out her company is tolerable and I keep her around or she annoys me and I end it