I have an idea. We make pictures of guys with squares of hair over their adam's apple (dubbed the "apple patch") and then spam twitter with fake girl's accounts fawning over this new style of facial hair. We make #applepatch trend, and then watch the lulz unfold as girls uproar over this disgusting new trend, or even lulzier, girls may jump on the bandwagon and come to like the applepatch. Or retards will actually shave their neckbeards in this way.
There are 3 lulzy scenarios:
1. Apple patch gains national notoriety
2. Girls jump on the apple patch bandwagon and we start a legit fashion trend
3. We trick faggots into shaving their neckbeards into an apple patch
>I have an idea. We make pictures of guys with squares of hair over their adam's apple (dubbed the "apple patch") and then spam twitter with fake girl's accounts fawning over this new style of facial hair. We make #applepatch trend, and then watch the lulz unfold as girls uproar over this disgusting new trend, or even lulzier, girls may jump on the bandwagon and come to like the applepatch. Or retards will actually shave their neckbeards in this way.
HEY HEY HEY.....hey...hey...............hey.
Lets fucking not.
I thought it was some shitty-drawn QR code, too, before I read teh post. QR tattoo with some personal information like name, blood type, contacts and such would be cool, someplace else though.
Yeah, like that. But I guess it would come handy in the case of some emergency first of all, so there should be info like blood type, whom to contact if in trouble, if this person is allergic to some drugs and such.
Say the apple patch was worn by tribes to hid their adam's apple because it was harder for slave traders to identify if the tribe member was a man or a woman from a distance giving him a better chance to escape being captured and sold as a slave
Alright, alright, I got this. We're going to encourage everyone of every gender to grow the apple patch in order to blend what sexual identity we are by covering up one of the most distinguishing features of a male vs female. We encourage woman to take testosterone in order to grow out their apple patch and hide what they identify as. It will be a 'social movement' to show that 'every gender is exactly the same'
I Improved it a bit, this should work
I assume that in a "simbly ebic" troll/raid thread that had any legs that there would be more than 30 faggots circlejerking themselves off, but thats not even the case. Its like 5 people cirlejerking with the occasional unique poster chiming in about how retarded this idea is
this has been up for less than 10 minutes, what the fuck do you expect to happen. Hundreds of the anon's jump in and sweep this away. Because what is happening now is how most trolls start
I got a 70% legit company website for my Apps. If anyone knows how to write news articles I would just drop an html there so we can backlink to something. Also, UNILAD is definitely buying this
This is stupid enough to work. God speed OP
The #1 problem with trying to consciously create a trend on here is that someone is inevitably going to get the word out that this is all an elaborate 4chan ruse. Hell they may even screenshot the whole thread and emphasize this post.
Here /b/ I made this, spread it via Twitter.
I'm trying to think of some clever social media tricks and whatnot to accelerate this further. I was thinking maybe we could try to make some kind of copy-paste (although convincing enough to be perceived as real) macro of handsome men with their applepatches and post it all over Tumblr. In turn, I think we could expect to see some pretty heavy (yet free) endorsement from the very people we're trying to fool the most. Many a lul will be had.
Fuckn Sherlock Holmes over here...
Nigga, start contributing
Why are you still here? Just leave if you hate it so much. Do you truly have nothing better to do with your life then criticize people having fun because you lack the capacity to do so yourself?
Don't fucking click on this . Just some faggot with his gay porn trying to spam because they have nothinng to contribute and it shows just how pathetically useless they are
How do I created fake twitter accounts? Like, should I think up the fake person and make a few tweets based on that image or just registering empty accounts or what else?
>impying I don't already fashion my neck beard into a gentlemens square. (Which is the actual name for it retard fuck ass dick fuck shit)